Date: Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Theme: BLACK, LIKE MY SOUL.
Start: St. Roch Tavern – 1200 Saint Roch Ave, New Orleans, LA
Time: 6:00pm gather the mourners, 6:30pm bring out your dead *EARLY START TIME*
Hares: Tidy Bowl Man & Fill Me Up
Cost: $1 (no coins, please) and a 6 pack (bring more than 6 beers if you plan to drink more than 6 beers).
Bring: A flashlight and your prettiest black frock. …Seriously, show up in a damn dress or GTFO.

If you remember last year we were short of beer at the end! To fix this problem we are going to stop at many a bar. So things to bring; A dollar (no coins, for rego),  a six pack (minimum), cash or something to use as a bar currency, a flash light, and a whistle. And new this week a photo ID to prove that you are of the legal drinking age. I hate to be a dick about this, but if you are not 21 you CAN NOT RUN with us, we are doing this because we don’t want out of town guests getting in trouble for you doing something stupid, and we are going to bars.

So to get to the fun stuff:

Time: 6:30 show, 7:00 GEUAX (aka: go)

Location: Esplanade neutral ground outside of the Mint (for out of townees look below)

Hares: Fill Me Up and Swamp Gravy

Theme: … do I really have to put this?

Hares: Jizz Rag and T.W.O.T.
Theme: The Big Lebowski (dress like “The Dude” in his robe & slippers, Donnie in his bowling shirt, Nihilists in black, etc.)
When: Thursday, May5th, 6:30pm Show, 7:00pm Geaux!
Where: Royal and Elysian Fields; Across from Washington Square.
Pre-lube/On-after: R Bar
Cost: Bring $1 and 6 pack.

The only thing we like loose is our harrierettes!!! No change. Bring dollar bills only!

You know what? You’d be right. But those guys are little bitch-ass girly-men compared to sherpas. Not only do they do the same hike, but guess what? They carry /all/ the gear that those rich-ass white guys need to ascend the mountain. And double guess what? This week’s trail is hared by some sherpa dudes from the Himalayan H8 who aren’t afraid to carry 500lbs of flour around downtown.

Move over, Chuck Norris.

Hares: The Himalayan H8
Theme: Sherpa! (or, just hash attire)
Location: Esplanade and Decatur, by the Old Mint
Time: Thursday, November 18th. 6:30pm Show. 7pm, Go!

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Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle! If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then why are you even coming? If you don’t bring beer, then you pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!

We did this just for you! So if any of you cockbites complain about us failing to reserve perfect weather, just remember that we shifted the goddamn calendar year one day to make this happen. That takes a lot of work – I bet you those bitch-asses at the U.N. can’t even shift the calendar.

Fuckin’ recognize, y’heard?

If you show up, and you’re not wearing a black dress, or some semblance of a black dress, you can’t participate. Seriously.

Hares: Tidy Bowl Man and Pastor Bait-Her
Theme: If you’re confused as to what proper attire is for the “BLACK DRESS RUN”, don’t even bother showing up.
Location: Neutral Ground at Decatur St. and Elysian Fields Ave., New Orleans, LA
Time: MONDAY, November 1st. 6:30pm Show. 7pm, Go!

Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then why are you even coming? If you don’t bring beer, then you pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!

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Helping to prepare you for Saturday’s red sea of insanity, your hares Fill Me Up and T.W.O.T. will be taking you on a run through the Marigny!

Meet-up is at Washington Square – on the neutral ground (median for you wankers) on Elysian Fields, 6:30, and the hares will take off at 7.

We WILL be stopping at several bars, so make sure you clowns bring some cash for the bar stops! You still need to bring your $1 and a six-pack

I think there’s something I’m forgetting … what could it be… OH YEAH!

WEAR A RED SKIRT or you’re not fucking running and we get to keep your beer!

On-On,
Everything Butt Sex

Udderly RiTiTulous

and

Pastor Bait-Her

On Thursday evening

May 25th at 6:30

Washington Square

Appropriate attire required*

followed by trail, on-in, and on-after

*Wedding hashes are typically a cross-dressing event, so break out your black dresses fellas and your tuxedo tees, ladies.

Hares: Pastor Bait-Her and Udderly RiTiTulous
Theme: Wedding
Pre-Lube: DBA – 618 Frenchmen
Start: Washington Square – Royal and Frenchmen
Time: 6:30pm

Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then bring $10, you ugly bastard. If you continue to not bring beer, then you STILL pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!

Hares: Pastor Bait-Her, Udderly Rititulous, Just Andee
When: November 5th, 6:30 pm
Where: Spain St. and N. Peters St. (The Marigny)
Theme: Guy Fawkes / V for Vendetta / All Black!

$1 and a 6-pack, $6 if you suck and don’t bring any beer. As always, don’t be the 1% that doesn’t bring your flashlight and a whistle!

Man, just when you thought you’d caught your breath from the non-stop onslaught that was Red Dress Week, here comes Hashoween!* Here’s a quick run-through of what’s going on:

Thursday Oct. 29th: Cemetery Hash!

Hares: Licks ‘Em Young and Just Jarvis. Regular hash “rules” ($1 + 6-pack). Meet at Rosedale Dr. and City Park Avenue at 6:30, hares off at 7.  Park on City Park Ave. – not in Delgado’s parking lot.

Saturday Oct. 31st (Halloween): 2nd Anal Costume Pub Crawl

“Hared” by Tidy Bowl Man, Montana Boy Toy and Just Kim. Meet up at Molly’s at the Market at 5. This isn’t so much a hash, as a parade. A GODDAMNED PARADE IN OCTOBER! Do we need a reason? Hell No! NOH3 will be there, and accepting $5 for keg-on-wheels access. Make sure you bring plenty of cash for the planned and unplanned barstops. Remember: No Coolers, No Snack Kitty, No Beertruck to store your crap! No money collected – so no bitching! This is a costumed parade! Tidy Bowl says he might have an award for Best Costume.

Sunday Nov. 1st (Dia de los Muertos): 2nd Anal Black Dress Run!

Hared by Pastor Bait-Her and Tidy Bowl Man. Meet up at 3pm at the neutral ground at Elysian Fields and Chartres – right by the Old New Orleans Rum building (formerly the Schoen FUNeral Home!). Usual hash “rules” ($1, 6-pack), and YOU MUST WEAR A BLACK DRESS! This ain’t no blue tank top run or a comfy sweater run, it’s the VooDoo’s damned Black Dress Run! I will make one exception though – if you haven’t gone home and are still wearing your costume from Halloween night, I will allow that. That is all!

 
More details to be posted as the events draw closer – this is just more of a heads-up all in one convenient location. Aren’t I just so gorram nice?

*Note: this isn’t an organized, RDR-sized monster event. I just felt like making a graphic, so hurry up and make with the biting of me.

Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, it’s that time of year again! RED DRESS RUN Time!

Helping to prepare you for Saturday’s red sea of insanity, your hares Fill Me Up and Pastor Bait-Her will be taking you on a run through the Marigny!

Meet-up is at Washington Square – on the corner of Frenchmen and Royal at 6:30, and the hares will take off at 7.

We WILL be stopping at several bars, so make sure you clowns bring some cash for the bar stops! You still need to bring your $1 and a six-pack ($6 if you just want to be mean and not bring beer).

I think there’s something I’m forgetting … what could it be… OH YEAH!

WEAR A RED SKIRT!

Tags: Fill Me Up, Marigny, Pastor Bait-Her, Red Skirt Run
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