Posted November 1st, 2009 by Lack-A-Virgin Hey!
In a fitting tribute to the best holiday of the year (other than Mardi Gras, of course) today’s trail ran us past a haunted house and through cemeteries and desolate back alleys. It was truly a frightening trail because we had Licks Em Young, barely a veteran himself, trying to teach Just Jarvis the [...]
Tags: cemeteries, Check My Small Cockia, Eastern Cock Block, Halloween, Licks Em Young, naming, Nocturnal Pisscharge, Shiver Me Nipples
Posted October 27th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
I’m a big scrapey/not-bendy/sore from my post Saints game shenanigans the other evening (I swear to God I’ll pistol-whip the next guy that says ‘shenanigans‘), so instead of something resembling cleverness, I’ll instead treat you to a song:
My name is Jack (nah nah-nah nah-nah nah-nah)
I’m a Necrophiliac (nah nah-nah nah-nah nah-nah)
I fuck dead women (nah [...]
Tags: Halloween, Just Jarvis, Licks Em Young, Mid-City, Virgin Lay
Posted October 20th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
Man, just when you thought you’d caught your breath from the non-stop onslaught that was Red Dress Week, here comes Hashoween!* Here’s a quick run-through of what’s going on:
Thursday Oct. 29th: Cemetery Hash!
Hares: Licks ‘Em Young and Just Jarvis. Regular hash “rules” ($1 + 6-pack). Meet at Rosedale Dr. and City Park Avenue at 6:30, [...]
Tags: Black Dress Run, French Quarter, Halloween, Just Jarvis, Just Kim, Licks Em Young, Marigny, Molly's at the Market, Montana Boy Toy, NOH3, Pastor Bait-Her, Tidy Bowl Man
Posted August 19th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
So, let’s not concentrate on the fact that I showed up late, but that I even showed up at all.
This week’s hash (i.e. TOMORROW!) will be hared by at least Pastor Bait-Her, and if we’re lucky, his co-hare will be the newly named Licks ‘Em Young – a virgin lay – if he ever calls [...]
Tags: CBD, Licks Em Young, Morial's Balls, Pastor Bait-Her
Posted August 14th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
Hooooooleeeey crap campers, did we have us a group last night!
I, your friendly-ish local Pastor Bait-Her showed up a little before 6:30, and couldn’t believe my oh-so-beautiful eyes – early hashers! About 6 or 7 of them, all using NOST (New Orleans Substandard Time)!
I know that we’re usually a little late to start in general, [...]
Tags: Hobo Rodeo, Licks Em Young, Two in the Mouth Five in the Hole, Whole Lotta Cum