Posted November 1st, 2009 by Lack-A-Virgin Hey!
In a fitting tribute to the best holiday of the year (other than Mardi Gras, of course) today’s trail ran us past a haunted house and through cemeteries and desolate back alleys. It was truly a frightening trail because we had Licks Em Young, barely a veteran himself, trying to teach Just Jarvis the ways [...]
Tags: Check My Small Cockia, Eastern Cock Block, Halloween, Licks Em Young, Naming, Shiver Me Nipples
Posted October 27th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
I’m a big scrapey/not-bendy/sore from my post Saints game shenanigans the other evening (I swear to God I’ll pistol-whip the next guy that says ‘shenanigans‘), so instead of something resembling cleverness, I’ll instead treat you to a song: My name is Jack (nah nah-nah nah-nah nah-nah) I’m a Necrophiliac (nah nah-nah nah-nah nah-nah) I fuck [...]
Tags: Halloween, Licks Em Young, Mid-City, Virgin Lay
Posted October 20th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
Man, just when you thought you’d caught your breath from the non-stop onslaught that was Red Dress Week, here comes Hashoween!* Here’s a quick run-through of what’s going on: Thursday Oct. 29th: Cemetery Hash! Hares: Licks ‘Em Young and Just Jarvis. Regular hash “rules” ($1 + 6-pack). Meet at Rosedale Dr. and City Park Avenue [...]
Tags: Black Dress Run, French Quarter, Halloween, Licks Em Young, Marigny, Montana Boy Toy, Pastor Bait-Her, Tidy Bowl Man
Posted August 19th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
So, let’s not concentrate on the fact that I showed up late, but that I even showed up at all. This week’s hash (i.e. TOMORROW!) will be hared by at least Pastor Bait-Her, and if we’re lucky, his co-hare will be the newly named Licks ‘Em Young – a virgin lay – if he ever [...]
Tags: CBD, Licks Em Young, Pastor Bait-Her
Posted August 14th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
Hooooooleeeey crap campers, did we have us a group last night! I, your friendly-ish local Pastor Bait-Her showed up a little before 6:30, and couldn’t believe my oh-so-beautiful eyes – early hashers! About 6 or 7 of them, all using NOST (New Orleans Substandard Time)! I know that we’re usually a little late to start [...]
Tags: Hobo Rodeo, Licks Em Young, Two in the Mouth Five in the Hole, Whole Lotta Cum
