Date: Thursday, November 17, 2011

Theme: “Porno for Pirates”
Start: Harlequin Park (Jewel St. & Turquoise St. approximately)
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm go
Hares: Just Drew
Cost: $1 (no coins, please) and a 6 pack (bring more than 6 beers if you plan to drink more than 6 beers).
Bring: Whistle, flashlight, stunt cock, the usual.

Since the Dude showed up for Cinco De Mayo, Broke Wetback Dyke decided it was time to celebrate a missed holiday. He said to show up as a Mexican, and hopefully everyone will be dressed as a Drunk Mexican before the end of the night. I really hope that we have circle at a Home Depot.

So don’t be a Mexican’t and get your bresesticles  and testicles to the hash.

-Eyes Up HERE

Who: Broke Back Dyke, Just James

Where: Harrison and West End

Theme: Mexican, Sombrero, Poncho, etc

6:30 show, 7:00 jump the border

Bring a dollar, six pack, whistle, and flashlight

Oh yea this too,

In order to celebrate all this multi-locational bullshit going about we’re meeting up in front of the Bulldog on Canal for Le Tour De Hash! Wear hash attire. If you have hash attire from a different kennel, even better! Bring your bathing suit. Princess Layless is extending his pool for a party AFTER the hash. Oh yeah, if you’re a hasher and you live in Lakeview, you may be a little nervous on Thursday…..

Two other Important things.
-If you haven’t done it yet. Sign up for the Voodoo Monkey
-If you’re interested in doing a hash skit. The first practice is this Friday. It’s at BrokeBack Dyke and Cold Wet Douche’s house in Mid-city at 6pm. We’re all chipping in 5-10 bucks, going on a beer run and having a hell of time making these things up. If you like standing in front of a hundred people, making an ass of yourself, drinking beer, and generally goofing off. You will probably want to be apart of this!!! Talk to me (Everything Butt Sex 985.789.7228) if you want to participate.

Hares: Everything Butt Sex, Princess Layless
Theme: Le Tour De France
When: Thursday, June 9th, 6:30pm show, 7:00pm geaux!
Where: Canal Blvd. In front of the Bulldog, in Mid-city

Bring: $1 and a 6-pack. whistle, flashlight, and a bathing suit with extra beer if you want to stay and swim.

on-on,
Everything Butt Sex

Someone make the hares drink for this shit.

Everything Butt Sex: What is the theme and locations this week?
Eyes Up here: Marconi and Harrison, near the abandoned buildings. The theme conspiracy theory.
Everything Butt Sex: Conspiracy Theory. What’s that mean?
Eyes Up here: Dunno. I haven’t been able to come up with anything?

I swear to G himself, some of you wankers try and make this shit difficult on me. If you don’t have a costume or hash attire this week. Make the hares drink! Hopefully their shitty trail be better than their shitty theme!

Hares: Eyes Up Here, Under His Erection
Theme: Conspiracy Theory
When: Thursday, June 2nd, 6:30pm show, 7:00pm geaux!
Where: Harrison Ave & Marconi Dr New Orleans, LA 70124

Bring: $1 and a 6-pack. whistle, flashlight, and mosquito spray, sunscreen, and water highly recommended. Suppose to be 95 degrees soon.

on-on,
Broke Back Dyke

Hares: Enough Already and Broke Back Dyke
Location: Pendot Park at Canal and Robert E. Lee
Shiggy: We live close enough to the water to consider that shiggy, right?
Pets: A very bad idea
Cost: $1.00 and a six-pack

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Skin Whistle promises to take Dry Hole for better or for worse, on the rag and in health, on bad hair days and good, to have and to hash with until death do they part.

Dry Hole promises to take Skin Whistle for better or for worse, in vomit and in shiggy, with his farts and his smell, to have and to hash with until death do they part.

May they go forth and multiply, bearing many new little horrors to fill our trails!,
Everything Butt Sex

Hares: Skin Whistle and Dry Hole
Theme: Wedding (Cross Dressing Event)
Location: Parking lot on the West End BLVD of West End Park. North of Coconut Beach and Murray Yacht Sales. 7356 W Roadway St New Orleans, LA 70124-1650[
Time: Thursday, September 16th. 6:30pm Show. 7pm, Go!

Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then why are you even coming? If you don’t bring beer, then you pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!

Theme: Summer Fling. Beach attire.. Leave the cell phone at home!!!
Hares: 8 Lays a week (Virgin Lay) and Everything Butt Sex
Start: 870 Harrison Avenue New Orleans, LA 70124-3157 (Parlay’s)
Time: 6:30 show / 7:00pm GO!
Pre-Lube: Parlay’s
On-After: Parlay’s

Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then why are you even coming? If you don’t bring beer, then you pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!

On On,
Everything Butt Sex

 
This Thursday, we’re going to be getting down and dirty in Lakeview. Just Ralph is poppin’ his har-e  cherry (heh) with Slam Bam Thank You Lamb, so watch out – Slam Bam isn’t known for being gentle.

There will be shiggy, and there will be mud. Think of this as a camp-out warm-up. The hares also made it a point to tell me that FLASHLIGHTS ARE NEEDED! So bring yours! (I’m lookin’ at you, Just Miranda)

Ralph will be hosting the on-after – I think he’s making gumbo or something equally awesome.

Theme: Wilderness Survival / Inglourious Basterds / Hunting
Pre-Lube: Parlay’s (870 Harrison Ave) 5:30ish
Start: 827 Harrison Ave. (Big empty parking lot)
Time: 6:30
Hares: Just Ralph (Virgin Lay!) and Slam Bam Thank You Lamb

Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then bring $10, you ugly basterd. If you continue to not bring beer, then you STILL pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!

Actually, I’m not sure what that means – anyone care to help a brother out?

It’s a Mardi Gras / Royalty themed hash. I know, we just had a hash the other week that was carnival themed, but ’tis the season, right? I mean, we only have Mardi Gras for a few weeks out of the year – did you know that children in China don’t even have a Mardi Gras? Not even one day!

If for no other reason, do it for the children.

And, by the way, I expected this from Missionary Impossible, Not Fill Me Up – she picked the ONE place in New Orleans that doesn’t have an address. Way to Suck, FMU.
Mardi Gras Fountain is on Lakeshore Dr., halfway between Canal Blvd and Marconi Dr.

Theme: “Royal” pain in the hash. Come dressed in Royal, Mardi Gras, or hash attire. There are no excuses for anyone not to have hash attire. Hash necklaces don’t count.
Location: Mardi Gras Fountain on Lakeshore Dr.
Time: Usual, 6:30 p.m. meet with hare away at 7:00 p.m.
Hare: Fill Me Up

Bring a dollar and a six pack and if you’re too lazy to pick up beer, you betta have $6 and a really good reason for being a wanker. Oh yeah, make sure you bring a great attitude so you don’t piss Fill Me Up off. There will be a couple of surprises at this hash, so come out and have a great time.