Posted November 14th, 2011 by Swamp Gravy
Date: Thursday, November 17, 2011 Theme: “Porno for Pirates” Start: Harlequin Park (Jewel St. & Turquoise St. approximately) Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm go Hares: Just Drew Cost: $1 (no coins, please) and a 6 pack (bring more than 6 beers if you plan to drink more than 6 beers). Bring: Whistle, flashlight, stunt cock, the [...]
Tags: Jean La Queef, Lakeview
Posted June 14th, 2011 by Eyes Up Here
Sorry for this being a bit late, but I was shocked that this dumb ass of hare chose to hash through Lakeview, I am glad because it has been so long since anyone has hashed there. Since the Dude showed up for Cinco De Mayo, Broke Wetback Dyke decided it was time to celebrate a [...]
Tags: Brokeback Dyke, Lakeview
Posted June 6th, 2011 by Everything Butt Sex
Seems like I’ve been talking to hashers all over the world lately. Everywhere from Boston to California, stories of the Voodoo H3 have been sung around hash circles. Currently, we have Good Will Cunting whoring all over Europe. The Voodoo Founders are in Okinawa. Now we have over 80 hashers from all over the gulf [...]
Tags: Everything Butt Sex, Lakeview, Mid-City, Princess Layless
Posted May 31st, 2011 by Everything Butt Sex
Someone make the hares drink for this shit. Everything Butt Sex: What is the theme and locations this week? Eyes Up here: Marconi and Harrison, near the abandoned buildings. The theme conspiracy theory. Everything Butt Sex: Conspiracy Theory. What’s that mean? Eyes Up here: Dunno. I haven’t been able to come up with anything? I [...]
Tags: City Park, Eyes Up Here, Lakeview, Under His Erection
Posted April 26th, 2011 by Everything Butt Sex
The gods will keep the rain at bay on an April day when the hares decided to have some fun. But without rain, showers of sorts will litter the hashers with droplets like cum. Showers make flowers like baths make clean hashers, which they never do. And after trips through shiggy, by god not the [...]
Tags: Brokeback Dyke, Enough Already, Lakeview
Posted September 14th, 2010 by Everything Butt Sex
Dearly intoxicated, we will gather in Lakeview on Thursday in the presence of the Pack to join Skin Whistle and Dry Hole in holy mattress monkey. Attesting to their dreary and lonely lives, they have now resolved to end each future hash by going home and getting lucky every time without need for self-gratification or [...]
Tags: Dry Hole, Lakeview, Skin Whistle
Posted July 6th, 2010 by Everything Butt Sex
mmmm……Smells like summer. Time for sun, beer and good sex with someone you know won’t be there for you when football season starts next month. This week’s run is going to be hot, wet, and short. What can you expect from 8 Lays a week and Everything Butt Sex? They’re making a loose promise to leave [...]
Tags: 8 Lays a Week, Everything Butt Sex, Lakeview
Posted March 16th, 2010 by Pastor Bait-Her
This Thursday, we’re going to be getting down and dirty in Lakeview. Just Ralph is poppin’ his har-e cherry (heh) with Slam Bam Thank You Lamb, so watch out – Slam Bam isn’t known for being gentle. There will be shiggy, and there will be mud. Think of this as a camp-out warm-up. The [...]
Tags: Lakeview, Slam Bam Thank You Lamb, Virgin Lay
Posted January 26th, 2010 by Pastor Bait-Her
Fill Me Up’s the hare this week – so you know what that means. Actually, I’m not sure what that means – anyone care to help a brother out? It’s a Mardi Gras / Royalty themed hash. I know, we just had a hash the other week that was carnival themed, but ’tis the season, [...]
Tags: Fill Me Up, Lakefront, Lakeview, Mardi Gras