Posted September 5th, 2011 by Swamp Gravy
“Since some virgin-haring wankers decided to shoot their load a week early in celebration of the new Saints season, we’ll go on a variation of the theme — this time in the press booth. Grab your sport coats and cranium mikes, ’cause this week’s theme is Sportscasters & Anchormen! Do your best John Madden or [...]
Tags: Cumless, Irish Channel, Jizz Rag
Posted May 3rd, 2011 by Everything Butt Sex
In the spirit of “The Dude”, instead of giving the hares a hard time in this week’s write up; I will leave all you wanks with some awesome hash advice. Have fun No short cutting trail If you do short cut trail, be really good at it Debts from punishments will be paid in beer [...]
Tags: Jizz Rag, Marigny, T.W.O.T.
Posted March 14th, 2011 by TWOT
Reasons why 8 Lays a Week is LUCKY She’s getting lucky everyday…sometimes 10X more a week. Perhaps that’s why we hardly see her. She’s so lucky to do the deed with not one but TWO co-hares! First timer cherry unpopped Just Joe will have his first lay with her while Jizz Rag hops on to [...]
Tags: 8 Lays a Week, Eyes Up Here, Irish Channel, Jizz Rag, St. Patrick's Day, Uptown
Posted December 22nd, 2010 by Everything Butt Sex
Seems like our virgin hare, Jefferson Starfish, is part of that evil group of people who want to take Christmas out of the holiday season. This week’s hash is everything except for fucking Christmas. Get out your Kwanza gear, Chanukah hat, or Mardi Gras beads out, because as far as I can tell, anything goes. [...]
Tags: Christmas, Jefferson Starfish, Jizz Rag, Uptown
Posted May 28th, 2010 by Pastor Bait-Her
In the past few weeks, we’ve had some namings, and with the Red Dress Run coming up some, I reckon there’ll be more! So long Just Ryan, hello Jizz Rag! Sayonara Just Ralph, konnichiwa It’s Just a Little Prick! Adios Just Mike, hola Wax On, Wacks Off! Auf Wiedersehen Just Andee, guten tag Battlesnatch Galacticunt! [...]
Tags: Battlesnatch Galacticunt, It's Just a Little Prick, Jizz Rag, Naming
Posted May 11th, 2010 by Pastor Bait-Her
TOGA! TOGA! TOGA! This week, the newly named Jizz Rag will be laying trail in a bedsheet with Grand Opening. And you know, if you read that in a certain way, it seems like they’ll be sharing a sheet – which might just make trail more interesting. Theme: TOGA! Hares: Jizz Rag (Virgin Lay!) and [...]
Tags: Grand Opening, Jizz Rag, Uptown, Virgin Lay