Posted May 17th, 2011 by Pastor Bait-Her
So, apparently on May 21st, the Rapture is coming, or so these guys say: www.wecanknow.com. Personally, they’re not winning me over with their lame photo gallery or the fact that they already ran out of free bumper stickers, but just in case they’re telling the truth, we should make this last Hash a good one. [...]
Tags: Delayed Gratification, Hobo Rodeo, Under Cummer
Posted June 30th, 2010 by Everything Butt Sex
Get your loaded dice and marked deck of cards out you group of wankers. Even if you have to lie, cheat, and steal, there is no reason for you to leave this hash without getting a little lucky!!!! This week’s run has us meeting up at Blain Kern’s Mardi Gras world in the Warehouse district. [...]
Tags: Everything Butt Sex, Hobo Rodeo, Under Cummer, Warehouse District
Posted April 5th, 2010 by Everything Butt Sex
So, by our looooose calculations, Hobo and I (Dickie) have decided we’ve passed that blessed 50+ marker for Voodoo hashes. And, in celebration, we have decided to run you wanks into oblivion. We will be starting at 1508 Gravier at Freret, I think Charity Hospital should be within your view, I don’t know, I’ve never [...]
Tags: Dickie Wongstockings, Hobo Rodeo
Posted January 20th, 2010 by Pastor Bait-Her
UPDATE! I just talked to the lady at the facility, and even though their recording says no outside food and drink, what they really mean is, “Just give us a heads up about coolers.” Sweet. They need a two weeks notice for booking, and they are free for March and April as of now. So, [...]
Tags: Hobo Rodeo
Posted January 15th, 2010 by Everything Butt Sex
>PYUME! PYUME!< What’s that? That’s the sweet, sweet sound of LASER TAG! As I announced in Circle last night, I’m trying to get a group of people together to do some laserin’ and taggin’ over at Adventure Quest off of Clearview in March or April (in front of the Fox and Hound). It goes like [...]
Tags: Hobo Rodeo
Posted January 11th, 2010 by Pastor Bait-Her
For all of you WHINY TIT-BABIES who couldn’t bring yourselves out of your leopard-print (or worse yet, generic) Snuggies to come Hash with us, this is for you: ‘La Virgina’ Just Sarah and the ‘more-experienced’ Mr. Dickie Wongstockings laid a somewhat visible trail through the CBD and FQ, only having lost THREE people by the [...]
Tags: Dickie Wongstockings, Hobo Rodeo
Posted December 29th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
Hobo’s having a party! That’s right, little wankerlings, she expects you to spend your New Year’s Eve in Mid-City Hashing with the Voodoo, with beer, booze, a plethora of snackies, and FIRE to follow. “FIRE, you say, Hobo?” “Yes.” The Hash is an annual prelude to the lighting of the Mid-City Bonfire at Midnight on [...]
Tags: Hobo Rodeo, Mid-City
Posted August 14th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
Hooooooleeeey crap campers, did we have us a group last night! I, your friendly-ish local Pastor Bait-Her showed up a little before 6:30, and couldn’t believe my oh-so-beautiful eyes – early hashers! About 6 or 7 of them, all using NOST (New Orleans Substandard Time)! I know that we’re usually a little late to start [...]
Tags: Hobo Rodeo, Licks Em Young, Two in the Mouth Five in the Hole, Whole Lotta Cum
Posted August 10th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
Hares: Hobo Rodeo and Whole Lotta Cum When: August 13th, 6:30 pm Where: In the Neutral Ground across from the Mid-City Bulldog (5135 Canal Blvd.), after the bus terminals. Theme: Zodiac! Alright, wankies and gentlewanks, let’s all cum together to help celebrate Hobo Rodeo’s annual tooth-and-nail battle to stay on the right side of 30! [...]
Tags: Hobo Rodeo, Mid-City, Whole Lotta Cum