Posted September 3rd, 2010 by 8 Lays A Week
The 80’s were back in fashion last night as our misguided hares took us all throughout Metairie. Everything Butt Sex was a huge disappointment as he bailed on our semi-virgin hares, Princess Lay-ya and Baby Facial, and left them high and dry, but Dickie Wongstockings stepped in and helped our hares leave us all physically [...]
Tags: Baby Facial, Dickie Wongstockings, Enough Already, Fillet Me Lay Me, Grand Opening, Hash Trash, Princess Lay-ya, Princess Layless
Posted July 16th, 2010 by Everything Butt Sex
My Oh My, how on earth did Texticle Teaser go on hashing/walking for over a year and never laid a freaking trail? Well, the timidness (implying hesitant on this one, that CocoRum-lovin’ gal ain’t shy) wore off as she felt compelled to conquer her first lay in the Lower Garden. Was her co-hare Dickie Wongstocking [...]
Tags: Birthday, cake, certified R.U.N., Dickie Wongstockings, Hash Trash, One Eyed Jackoff, shitty circle, snowballs, Textical Teaser, TWOT, Uptown
Posted July 10th, 2010 by Everything Butt Sex
Virgins, Virgins, who’s got the virgins? Virgins hashers, virgins hare. Seven virgins came to this week’s trail and 8 Lays a week popped her cherry laying flour. She might not be a badass cougar, laying flour and going down down, like a pro just yet. At least she isn’t scared and timid anymore, or complains [...]
Tags: 8 Lays a Week, Everything Butt Sex, Hash Trash, shitty park, virgins