Posted January 30th, 2011 by TWOT
Great job on the hash, Princess Lay Ya (Chocolate Dick) and Game Ovaries, for running us ragged through the Warehouse District, French Quarter, Marigny and almost Algiers (for the idiots who lingered and wondered if they should hop the ferry). I mean I never heard more hashers telling me that a night with you two [...]
Tags: Any Cock Will Deaux, Batteries Not Included, Hash Trash, Pastor Bait-Her, Princess Lay-ya, T.W.O.T.
Posted October 22nd, 2010 by 8 Lays A Week
First of all let me state…..Lakeshore Drive by UNO is probably not the best place to start and end a hash considering the 5-0 po-po close that street off at 9pm which a veteran resident of lakeview should know (cough cough Butt Sex cough cough) What a clusterfuck last night was. We waited over an [...]
Tags: Bumbletard, Cock a Booty Boo, Everything Butt Sex, Hash Trash
Posted October 22nd, 2010 by 8 Lays A Week
“I’m dissapointed no one swam except for Bumbletard” -BB Dyke I, Teeny Weeny on Top, actually believe that if my fellow hashers took the eagle trail two Thursday nights ago, we’d be in for a longer night of resuscitating (making out with) some hashers. And the Hares: Brokeback and Princess Layless’ performance that night was [...]
Tags: Bumbletard, Hash Trash, Princess Layless
Posted October 12th, 2010 by 8 Lays A Week
Okay so I’ve been a huge slacker. I’ve only been averaging about 3 lays a week…..oh yea and I haven’t been keeping up with my hash trash lately either. But don’t you worry it was only a tiny hiatus and now I’m back and it’s gonna be goood don’t you worry. Last Thursday’s hash was [...]
Tags: Hash Trash, Pastor Bait-Her, Tidy Bowl Man
Posted September 20th, 2010 by 8 Lays A Week
Oh man was it a Smoking Hot Lay in Moblie, AL this weekend. And like most Smoking Hot Lays this one was a HUGE hash whore! It was the 500th! And with 500 lays under your belt we were guaranteed a good gang bang and that it was. Hashers came all across the Gulf Coast [...]
Tags: 8 Lays a Week, Baby Facial, Can I Fuck Your Sister?, Clit-R-Us, Everything Butt Sex, Hash Trash, Princess Lay-ya
Posted September 20th, 2010 by 8 Lays A Week
Ah Mawwage, I know this hash trash is late but hey, better late than pregnant. I’ll drink for it later. Thursday’s run was in celebration of Skin Whistle and Dry Hole Whistle Blower’s nuptials and man was that a rough, wet lay. It started off at Coconut Beach/West End Park and went seemly well until [...]
Tags: Bumbletard, Hash Trash, Skin Whistle, Whistle Blower
Posted September 10th, 2010 by 8 Lays A Week
I think everyone’s a little hungover from last night so I’ll keep this short, just like Dickie’s Lay. One word for last night: SUPER! Our defending SUPERbowl Champions gave us a SUPER WIN! Well maybe it wasn’t that super but hey a win is a win. And We put Favre on the Ground! Oh yea [...]
Tags: Dickie Wongstockings, Hash Trash, Saints
Posted September 3rd, 2010 by 8 Lays A Week
The 80’s were back in fashion last night as our misguided hares took us all throughout Metairie. Everything Butt Sex was a huge disappointment as he bailed on our semi-virgin hares, Princess Lay-ya and Baby Facial, and left them high and dry, but Dickie Wongstockings stepped in and helped our hares leave us all physically [...]
Tags: Baby Facial, Dickie Wongstockings, Enough Already, Grand Opening, Hash Trash, Princess Lay-ya, Princess Layless
Posted July 16th, 2010 by Everything Butt Sex
My Oh My, how on earth did Texticle Teaser go on hashing/walking for over a year and never laid a freaking trail? Well, the timidness (implying hesitant on this one, that CocoRum-lovin’ gal ain’t shy) wore off as she felt compelled to conquer her first lay in the Lower Garden. Was her co-hare Dickie Wongstocking [...]
Tags: Dickie Wongstockings, Hash Trash, One Eyed Jackoff, Texticle Teaser, Uptown
Posted July 10th, 2010 by Everything Butt Sex
Virgins, Virgins, who’s got the virgins? Virgins hashers, virgins hare. Seven virgins came to this week’s trail and 8 Lays a week popped her cherry laying flour. She might not be a badass cougar, laying flour and going down down, like a pro just yet. At least she isn’t scared and timid anymore, or complains [...]
Tags: 8 Lays a Week, Everything Butt Sex, Hash Trash
