The hares have promised us a shiggy fest this week. Leave your pets, children, and dignity at home… Get ready to play in the mud! Almost like this is a real hash or something.

Date: Thursday, October 20, 2011

Theme: “Wilderness or German” — I have no idea what that means. Bear Grylls in lederhosen?
Start: Corner of Jefferson St. & Folse St, Harahan, LA
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm go
Hares: Game Ovary and a mystery co-hare ha ha, just kidding… it’s Jizz Rag
Cost: $1 and a 6 pack. In case you didn’t get the other email about this: Bring more than 6 beers if you plan to drink more than 6 beers. Don’t be a wanker.
Bring: Okay, this ain’t rocket surgery, but we’re all half-minds. So let me break it down for y’all who still don’t get it:
1. ID– if you haven’t yet been named, don’t be surprised if someone asks to see it.
2. A damn whistle, especially if you’re a FRB.
3. A flashlight, unless you have Superman eyes like Dickie Wong.
4. Bug spray if you have tasty flesh.
5. YOUR SHIGGY SOCKS. Don’t say I didn’t warn you this time.
6. A change of clothes, just in case.

I know those hares better run their asses off. I’m going as a rhino. Shit doesn’t get any more serious than a Rhinoceros about to charge your ass.

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Everything Butt Sex

Hare: Princess Lay-ya, Game Ovaries
Theme: Geek, Cosplay
Location: Morial’s Balls, in front of the convention center. North Diamond and Convention Center BLVD.
Time: THURSDAY, January 27th. 6:30pm Show. 7pm, Go!

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Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle! If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then why are you even coming? If you don’t bring beer, then you pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!

I get the feeling we’ll be hearing a lot of the from Tidy Bowl this Thursday. Why? Well, I’ll give you four good reasons:

1) Have you met Tidy?
2) ZE GERMANS ARE COMING!
3) Your mom.

This Thursday, we’ll be celebrating Ökshïggyfëst, a holiday just made up by our hares, Tandy Ass and Game Ovary. Actually, what Tandy sent me was “October Shiggy Fest”, but I didn’t think it was Germanic enough, so I made it one one and threw in more umlauts than possibly pronounceable. Go me.

Anyways, we’re starting at Mirabeau Ave & Paris Ave at Oak Park Shopping center.  Theme is October Fest and anything else German. I’m going to go ahead and invoke Godwin’s Law, so Nazi crap is out of the window.  There will be night shiggy so bring a flashlight, shiggy socks, flashlight, bug spray, flashlight, whistle, etc.  There will be a turkey trail for the non-shiggy types.  Did I mention to bring a fucking flashlight if you’re doing the night shiggy?  $1 and a sixpack.

Oh, and don’t forget to flashlight your flashlight, because flashlighting without a flashlight spells f-l-a-s-h-l-i-g-h-t.

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Hares: Tandy Ass and Game Ovary
Theme: German!
Location: Mirabeau Ave & Paris Ave; Oak Park Shopping Center
Time: Thursday, September 30th 6:30pm Show. 7pm, Go!

Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then why are you even coming? If you don’t bring beer, then you pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!

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I’m not going to talk about our little prison bitch, or our Black Metal Bretheren™ in the next campsite, but instead just introduce you to the Campout Class of 2010: (in order of naming)

Just Dominic – Shit Candy

Just Sara – Pickup Fuck

Just Jeff – Jefferson Starfish, Just Jason – Game Ovary, Just Marcelle – 8 Lays a Week

Just Mike – Cold Wet Douche

Just Darren – Top Queer

Well done, VooDoo, well done. I can’t wait ’till next year, when we’ll hopefully be somewhere that we don’t have to pipe down after 10pm.