This Sunday is the first Saints game of the regular season. And by regular season, I mean awesome season. And by awesome season, I mean THE season. Finally.

I don’t care if you’re not a fan of the great game of handegg, I know each and every one of you has some black and gold in their closet. So grab it, put it on, and come on down to the CBD ’cause the Pastor is haring this week. I don’t think it got brought up by whatever slack-ass RA ran circle last week, so I’ll go ahead and step up.

Hare: Pastor Bait-Her
When: September 10th, 6:30 pm
Where: East Corner of the Superdome (Poydras St. and LaSalle St.)
Theme: SAAAAAAAIIIIIIINTS! (Black and Gold!)

Remember, all you need to bring is $1, a six-pack, a whistle, and a flashlight.