The quick and dirty: we're a New Orleans drinking club with a running problem. The VooDoo is part of a worldwide group who enjoys working up a good thirst by running, and quenching it with beer. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!
Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.
Yea exactly, This is what happens when you let a redneck and hillbilly hare together, they make it classy. To add to the class, it is on the BESTBANK! We are changing it up a bit this week. Since the Texans aren’t nearly the alcoholics we thought they were, we still have some Kegs to [...]
Tags: Eyes Up Here, Swamp Gravy, Westbank
Do you have Balls?? Are they Blue? Well Mr. Testis does, and he’s looking to lay his virgin blue ball lay with your lovable BumbleTard and Eyes Up Here. WTF, blue balls? Mr Testis? What the hell are you talking about?? Well here’s the skinny: In celebration of the up and coming San Fermin Running [...]
Tags: Bumbletard, CBD, Eyes Up Here
Someone make the hares drink for this shit. Everything Butt Sex: What is the theme and locations this week? Eyes Up here: Marconi and Harrison, near the abandoned buildings. The theme conspiracy theory. Everything Butt Sex: Conspiracy Theory. What’s that mean? Eyes Up here: Dunno. I haven’t been able to come up with anything? I [...]
Tags: City Park, Eyes Up Here, Lakeview, Under His Erection
This week you are weak Especially if you are a geek The only true test of strength Is how many chicks you can bank So this week we need to take a chance Or take a gamble on this awesome bromance This weeks start is at Broadway square Uptown Bitches Get yo’ paddle ON ON, [...]
Tags: Eyes Up Here, Uptown
He’s named Eyes Up Here for a reason but we still fail to look anywhere but up. P.S. Knave should be very proud to find a successor who can probably do an elephant walk better than he can. Do not ever invite those fools to your house (i.e. bed) or you’ll have to burn your [...]
Tags: City Park, Eyes Up Here, P.S. Knave, Voodoo Camp Out
Reasons why 8 Lays a Week is LUCKY She’s getting lucky everyday…sometimes 10X more a week. Perhaps that’s why we hardly see her. She’s so lucky to do the deed with not one but TWO co-hares! First timer cherry unpopped Just Joe will have his first lay with her while Jizz Rag hops on to [...]
Tags: 8 Lays a Week, Eyes Up Here, Irish Channel, Jizz Rag, St. Patrick's Day, Uptown
I’m back bitches! I know y’all missed me…I know lately I’ve been cumming more like 0 lays a week, like EBS so eagerly likes to call me, but I decided to make a return when I heard Slam Bam was leading this hash. Problem was I forgot that this loud mouth Wanker probably can’t stay [...]
Tags: Dick's A Flava, Eyes Up Here, No Cunt Troll, Slam Bam Thank You Lamb, Voodoo Camp Out
Bring your flashlight. The infamous Puppy Love is bringing out of our safety zone this week. Bring your flashlight. The run starts so fucking far East of New Orleans the closest thing you can find to a po-boy is those delicious sandwiches made at Dong Phuong. Bring your flashlight. It’s an all shiggy run. Bring [...]
Tags: Eyes Up Here, Puppy Love Machine, shiggy
Honestly, I can’t look at Eyes up Here without thinking Hillbilly. It may be his awkward way of wearing clothes, his Pabst blue ribbon obsession, or just his goofy yankee accent. Anywho’s; we’re meeting up at the northside of the Lakeside Mall for a hillbilly hash. In the meantime, here are some hillbilly terms you [...]
Tags: Eyes Up Here
I know this is late, but apparently “providing info about this week’s hash” these days means calling super-busy-work-guy on a Tuesday when the hash is a Thursday, which then gets passed on to now-extra-pissed-super-busy-guy who is multi-tasking by writing this, updating workstations, compiling kernels, and drinking beer at the same time. In case you haven’t [...]
Tags: Eyes Up Here, Halloween, Monkey Spanker, Uptown
