Posted October 19th, 2009 by Lack-A-Virgin Hey!
Hike up those halter tops and step into those strappy shoes, my young, well-hung sausages, because this week’s hash is going to be an all-out, no-holds-barred, no-groping-barred DRAG RACE! And by this I mean a race to freak out as many families as possible while they’re just trying to enjoy a nice evening in [...]
Tags: City Park, drag queens, Erectiaphobic, Lack A Virgin Hey
Posted September 26th, 2009 by Lack-A-Virgin Hey!
Okay, well, I’ve been away for quite awhile but now I’m BACK to make you suffer through my long diatribes about the minute details of every single VooDoo Hash (FML)! Yay. In fact, I was even so refreshed from my hashing hiatus that I was able to earn the rank of FRB tonight! [...]
Tags: Erectiaphobic, Oktoberfest, shiggy, Tempur Penis
Posted September 21st, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
I think this is usually the part where I write up something clever and witty. Well, I’ve been working off an almost ongoing hangover since Wednesday, so bite me. The only person who even remotely gets to bitch is Just Nora.
And by Just Nora, I really mean Erectiaphobic!
Turns out that was kinda clever! Go me! [...]
Tags: Erectiaphobic, Just Nora, naming