A message from Dickie Wong:
So, it’s Christmas time in nola, no better time than the present to have a hash exchange of excess/ill fitting hash gear for the newbs that aint got shit.
Eminem is so hardcore, he from 8 mile. So, in celebration of all things hardcore, we gonna make it hard for yall, so you don’t ruin your appreciation of the finer things. What I’m trying to tell you is, THERE WILL BE A TURKEY EAGLE SPLIT. Said split will either take you on a “normal” trail or on a New Orleans style ballbuster that will probably either end with you catching the hare or going way too far off trail and calling in air support. If you think you are super smart and like to “parallel” the group be prepared to miss the split and end up going the 8 miles because you were cheating and that’s what cheaters get. You’ll know you missed it when you feel like you are about 5 miles in and at least 3 miles from the start.

Date: Thursday, December 22, 2011

Theme: You heard the man – 8 mile, dawg
Start: The little park @ Tchoupitoulas St. & Race St.
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm go
Hares: Dickie Wongstockings + Just Ryan & Just Tim (virgin lays)
Cost: $1 (no coins plz) and a 6 pack (bring more if you plan to drink more)
Bring: Whistle, flashlight, and your glock (no, Game Ovary, don’t really bring your glock).
Because it’s muthafuckin Christmas, bring any hash gear you don’t want anymore, to participate in what is sure to be an awesome/hilarious gift exchange.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!

Voodoo is having a potluck [insert whichever winter holiday pisses you off less] dinner on Friday, starting around 7:30pm and ending whenever The Black Labia kicks us all out. If you don’t know where her home is, join the Voodoo group on Facebook and someone will be kind enough to point you in the right direction. Bring a dish, or at least a bottle of booze.

If you aren’t on the mailing list, e-mail Voodoo.hash@gmail.com and ask to add your e-mail. If you don’t feel like asking, feel free to write an e-mail cursing us out and demanding that shit.

Pig Roast Promo Flyer. Show up. I’ve never been, but I’m sure it’s a fun. It’s a Krewe du Vieux event for Christ Sakes. Hell, think I just convinced myself to cum tonight for the first time.

NOH3 Hash Christmas Party is on Friday December 03, 2010 at 8:00pm. If you haven’t been to an NOH3 run, you should go try it out. If you’re nervous, feel free to give Butt Sex a ring and I’ll make sure they treat you right your first time. (Location/Details will be on the Calendar) It’s a formal dress event and you should bring a gift if you attend.

On-On,

Everything Butt Sex

Now, a poem, from everyone’s favorite T.W.O.T.

‘Twas a freakish chilly night in the lower G
The only bumblicious babe was a harriette by the name of 8 Lays A Week
Who came late to her own hash and yet came dressed in the whole 9 yard
That outfit would’ve impressed a missing Bumbletard
Her co-hare Dickie Wongstocking, the almost forgotten prodigal son,
Chose the lame Coliseum Park where he typically starts his runs

Oh 8 Lays and Dickie, your trail appeared short and sweet
But finding trail took more of a feat
Having colored your flour bluish doesn’t show up well against the green grassy mound,
the only way to find it is if you were strolling and squinting down
We’re use to the typical YBFs and the blocks without flours
but having walkers nearly beating the runners to the On In left some feeling sour

All in all, the circle was short like TidyBowlMan, who ran that circle as fast as he can
We know that more than one hasher had pissed on trail
The only one who ‘fessed up was a lonely male
Or how a few hashers caught Dickie and beat him to the end
And how Tidy wanted to know where On In was by phoning a friend (EBS)
A bunch of accusations was made but some were mysteriously spared
At least the ones who did more downs downs were ones who hared

On the 11th of November by Audubon and more surburbia trash
It’s going to be ChoPenis’ torch and drum hash
If you forget your whistle and light device
I’m sure the drum beats and torch flames will suffice
If Cho’ or his torch doesn’t warm your appendages at the least
I’m sure fire whiskey will do more of the trick than cold fermented yeast

Your friend,

Da T.W.OT., darlin

The Dickie Wong is back in the NO! Hide your kids, hide your wife! And he’s somehow convinced yours truly to hare with him this Thursday.

Dickie and I want you to break out that dirty cum stained, beer soaked costume out of your dirty clothes hamper and bring it out to Coliseum Square on Thursday for a Costume Cornucopia. I don’t know about you drunken bastards but one weekend of drunken/candy ridden revelry was definitely not enough for my costume. I mean it isn’t everyday you can wear basically nothing, throw “Sexy” in front of a noun and call it a costume (well maybe here in NOLA you can). Dickie promises to judge a Costume Contest for the most hasher-esque costume and will give one lucky hasher a special prize — here’s looking at you Butt Sex (if you actually cum).

Also bring out those old rotting pumpkins with your skanky asses because we’re gonna have a good ole fashioned Pumpkin Chunkin Contest! And if you were a Halloween Scrooge and didn’t buy any pumpkins this year I’m sure Wal-Fart has some on-sale.

Hares: Dickie Wongstockings and 8 Lays A Week

Theme: Old Dirty Hasher Halloween Costumes

Location: Camp St and Euterpe St – Coliseum Square

Time: THURSDAY, November 4th. 6:30pm Show. 7pm, Go!

Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle AND A PUMPKIN! If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer (or a pumpkin) then why are you even coming? If you don’t bring beer (or a pumpkin), then you pay $10 and you GET NO BEER (or pumpkins)!

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One word for last night: SUPER!

Our defending SUPERbowl Champions gave us a SUPER WIN! Well maybe it wasn’t that super but hey a win is a win. And We put Favre on the Ground!

Oh yea the hash…. Good Job Drinking, Folks! Extra points for showing up last night! Dickie Wong, decked out in his Super Saints Cape (he was faster than the speed of light!) led us on a brutal run around the block and we ended up at Lucy’s watching the game. Circle? Eh who needs it when the saints are playing!

WHO DAT? TWO DAT!

Don’t forget next week is Dry Hole and Skin Whistle’s Wedding Hash! So Get your cross-dressing fools out to the Voodoo next week and wish these wankers a happy mattress monkey!

Gulf Coast 500th Hash Next Saturday in Mobile check out the website for details: Gulf Coast 500
LSU NOH3 Hash Game is also Next Saturday check out Facebook for details: LSU Hash Game

On On,

8 Lays a Week

Saints Official 2010 Kickoff extravaganza is upon us. We know parking in the cbd/quarter is going to be a bitch. And, Lick A Lotta Cock has a leftover keg she wants us to chip in $5 on. So, we aren’t going to attempt to get completely down and dirty in the quarter and have decided to start in or around the parking lot at Magazine and Girod. Hipsters and treehuggers may recognize this as the lot where they have the Saturday morning farmers market. But, as some of you may know, the NFL Kickoff parade is ending at Girod and Tchoup around 7, and then theres the 70k people headed to the dome. SOOOOOO, depending on what time Lick-A decides to show up with the beer, we may or may not be able to park anywhere near there. Either way, if she isn’t there, I’ll throw you wanks a prelim trail that can get you to our impromptu start. Theres gonna be cameras, media, tourists and black and gold everywhere, so do your best to stand out, like a good hasher always does. I plan on hashing us into a location we can catch kickoff, before it happens. And, in a very un-Dickie style, it will prob be quick and painless, unless someone asks for it rough .

On-On,

Dickie Wong (See what I did there?)

Hares: Dickie and Tidy
Theme: Black and Bold
Location: magazine and girod. Or follow the hash from there to nearest parking spot.
Time: Thursday, September 9th. 6:30pm Show. 7pm on tha muthafuckin dot, Go!
Pre-Lube: The Girod and Tchoup waitin on the NFL Parade! Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. Or, you can bring $1 for the hash and $5 to drink off lickalottacocks keg. (Bitch better have some cups.)

Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then why are you even coming? If you don’t bring beer, then you pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!

The run took us up through Metairie and our hares lead us through a bunch of un-chartered territory last night. For our semi-virgin hares it was a semi-decent lay. But like any virgin, they’ll get better with practice.

The trail was fairly straight although Fillet Me Lay Me brought out a little gay as he frolicked down the street asking the best way to get to OZ. Filet Me Lay Me’s significant other, Grand Opening was slightly disappointed in his sudden interest in the same sex so she found some other balls on trail she could play with:

At BN, Lick A Lotta Cock showed up with her pussy and was offering to let people pet it and the jokes just kept cumming:

Dickie: “Your pussy was much hairier than I remember”

Baby Facial: “I wanna pet your pussy!”

Dickie:  “I’m highly allergic to your pussy”

As we headed off from BN we were greeted with a sea of cars as we tried to cross Vets and I.M.E. got called a bitch by some oh so friendly drivers. The hares then took us through Clearview Mall….through a Mall?! You can’t run through a mall? Sure you can! Just don’t get caught, and don’t bring your dog or they’ll call animal control on your ass, Puppy Love Machine. I’m pretty sure Princess Lay-less’ Risky Business costume left some mall patrons scarred for life:

Dickie Wongstockings led circle and like his trail, circle ended up semi-decent. Everyone seemed to be all about the three-somes last night with Three Hares, Three Virgins and Three FRB’s: I.M.E., Fillet Me Lay Me, and Orgasmic Matter. One Eyed Jack Off got so lost he CAME almost thirty minutes after everyone else did and got the title of DFL. Enough Already got called into circle for well being Enough Already and one of the virgin’s won best costume with an authentic Member’s Only Jacket which he found goodwill for $15. At the end of circle, Tidy Bowl and Chicken Pot Guy got into a lovers quarrel and Tidy had to choke his Chicken in order to get off:

Next week’s trail will be representing the Black and BOLD with our hares Dickie Wongstockings and Tidy Bowl Man. So CUM out to Jackson’s Square in Saint’s gear and wear a bold color and don’t worry Wankers, Dickie promises you won’t miss your precious football season opener. And if you do something stupid, which is pretty much guaranteed, you Wankers might even end up on TV.

On On,

8 Lays A Week

Cho Penis, our most recent import from Cali, wants to celebrate his Wednesday birthday by haring for us on Thursday. So, to return the favor, we are going to have a clown themed party for him. The kid loves clowns, dont hate, fornicate. This is real deal folks, I want giant red noses, 80 color wigs and size 44 shaq style shoes on trail. Youre all a bunch of clowns anyway, so let it out.

Theme: Clown Party

Hares: Cho Penis (Voodoo Virgin Lay!), Dickie Wong (Navigation Team)
Start: public park at Prytania and Pleasant
Time: 6:30 show / 7:00 GO!
Prelube: Prytania Cafe, cheap drinks!

Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then why are you even coming? If you don’t bring beer, then you pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!

My Oh My, how on earth did Texticle Teaser go on hashing/walking for over a year and never laid a freaking trail? Well, the timidness (implying hesitant on this one, that CocoRum-lovin’ gal ain’t shy) wore off as she felt compelled to conquer her first lay in the Lower Garden.  Was her co-hare Dickie Wongstocking rough with her? Considering how hot and sweaty she looked, we reckon so. Sorry, Chum. Was it a shitty trail? It wasn’t shitty but to commemorate the icy theme in this hot ass city, someone had the notion to sit on ice as I quote Dickie, “and hares sitting on bags of ice… drankin’!  And then there were 5 virgins that definitely met the minimum requirement for a gangbang but the lube went missing…sigh. It was strange to hear “Slam Bam Thank You Lamb made me cum” from a lovely virgin gal by way of Italy.  At least it wasn’t strange for Hobo to pick up one kickass virgin off the streets.  A couple visitors brought cultural mix to the hash; one relocated from Los Angeles and the other a good ol’ chap from Bangkok, Thailand.  Our inner PeeWee’s snicker-worthy word of the day was “Bang Cock.”

The Good – Free Snowballs – Beer Check was at a snowball stand which we must thank Texticle Teaser and Fill Me Up for the icy cool down

The Bad – Circle – One-Eyed Jack-Off was given a rare opportunity to run circle and rare it will continue to be…

“What’s that thing we do at the end? Swing low? Oh, yeah”

–One-Eyed Jack-Off

Tags: Dickie Wongstockings, Hash Trash, One Eyed Jackoff, Texticle Teaser, Uptown
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Yo, Vanilla, this week’s Voodoo is a celebration of all things icy, frozen and nippley. So, in order to recognize this weekends Tour De Liqueur, we will be looking for some uptown things to do to beat the summatime heat that you know is coming on Saturday. Goals include, ice cold beer drankin’, air conditioned drankin’, poolside drankin’, shade tree drankin’, summatime treats drankin’, sprinkler drankin’, and hares sitting on bags of ice… drankin’!

Theme: Summertime tour de ice!
Hares: Textical Teaser (Virgin Lay) and Dickie Wong
Start:Camp at Felicity, under the shade trees
Time: 6:30 show / 7:00pm GO!
Pre-Pre-Lube 4ish: dickies pool, 1901 Prytania at St Mary. call me/get my # from somebody

Pre-Lube 5ish: halfmoon

Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then why are you even coming? If you don’t bring beer, then you pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!

On On from dickie wong!