Posted September 3rd, 2010 by 8 Lays A Week
The 80’s were back in fashion last night as our misguided hares took us all throughout Metairie. Everything Butt Sex was a huge disappointment as he bailed on our semi-virgin hares, Princess Lay-ya and Baby Facial, and left them high and dry, but Dickie Wongstockings stepped in and helped our hares leave us all physically [...]
Tags: Baby Facial, Dickie Wongstockings, Enough Already, Fillet Me Lay Me, Grand Opening, Hash Trash, Princess Lay-ya, Princess Layless
Posted August 2nd, 2010 by Everything Butt Sex
Cho Penis, our most recent import from Cali, wants to celebrate his Wednesday birthday by haring for us on Thursday. So, to return the favor, we are going to have a clown themed party for him. The kid loves clowns, dont hate, fornicate. This is real deal folks, I want giant red noses, 80 color wigs and size 44 [...]
Tags: Cho Penis, Clowns, Dickie Wongstockings, happy birthday, Uptown
Posted July 16th, 2010 by Everything Butt Sex
My Oh My, how on earth did Texticle Teaser go on hashing/walking for over a year and never laid a freaking trail? Well, the timidness (implying hesitant on this one, that CocoRum-lovin’ gal ain’t shy) wore off as she felt compelled to conquer her first lay in the Lower Garden. Was her co-hare Dickie Wongstocking [...]
Tags: Birthday, cake, certified R.U.N., Dickie Wongstockings, Hash Trash, One Eyed Jackoff, shitty circle, snowballs, Textical Teaser, TWOT, Uptown
Posted July 12th, 2010 by Everything Butt Sex
Yo, Vanilla, this week’s Voodoo is a celebration of all things icy, frozen and nippley. So, in order to recognize this weekends Tour De Liqueur, we will be looking for some uptown things to do to beat the summatime heat that you know is coming on Saturday. Goals include, ice cold beer drankin’, air [...]
Tags: Dickie Wongstockings, ice, Ice Ice Baby, summatime, Textical Teaser, Uptown
Posted April 26th, 2010 by Pastor Bait-Her
Double your Dickie, double your fun!
Cant get enough Dickie? This is the ONLY proven way to get twice as much Dickie as a normal Voodoo hash! Guys, she will love you once you show her how much more Dickie there is to offer. Girls, imagine the fun you and your man will have with the [...]
Tags: Dickie Wongstockings, Jazzfest, Mid-City, No Dickie No Cummie
Posted April 5th, 2010 by Everything Butt Sex
So, by our looooose calculations, Hobo and I (Dickie) have decided we’ve passed that blessed 50+ marker for Voodoo hashes. And, in celebration, we have decided to run you wanks into oblivion. We will be starting at 1508 Gravier at Freret, I think Charity Hospital should be within your view, I don’t know, I’ve never [...]
Tags: Dickie Wongstockings, Hobo Rodeo, over the hill
Posted April 2nd, 2010 by Everything Butt Sex
If you haven’t been around since the camp out, you’ve missed a lot. Pictures of the wedding hash means Udderly ReTiTulous has to explain to her future horrors one day why Pastor Bait-her thought it was important to run around New Orleans in a white dress and get drunk a day before they celebrated holy [...]
Tags: April Fool's, Cold Wet Douche, Dickie Wongstockings, Everything Butt Sex, Indicksion, Marrero, Pastor Bait-Her, Pick Up Fuck, Pump me Brewster, Shitty Titty Gang Bang, Udderly ReTiTulous, UnderCummer, Urine Jail, virgins, Wedding
Posted January 11th, 2010 by Pastor Bait-Her
For all of you WHINY TIT-BABIES who couldn’t bring yourselves out of your leopard-print (or worse yet, generic) Snuggies to come Hash with us, this is for you:
‘La Virgina’ Just Sarah and the ‘more-experienced’ Mr. Dickie Wongstockings laid a somewhat visible trail through the CBD and FQ, only having lost THREE people by the end [...]
Tags: Dickie Wongstockings, Hobo Rodeo, Just Sarah, trash
Posted January 4th, 2010 by Pastor Bait-Her
Happy New Year!
So, it’s been a whole week since the New Year has begun. Some argue it’s a new decade but who really gives a shit, I mean, really. Most of you made some sort of resolution to change blah blah blah or quit doing this or that. But, I know you, you’re hashers. [...]
Tags: Dickie Wongstockings, FAIL, French Quarter, Just Sarah, New Years
Posted December 28th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
Twas the morning before Christmas at Everything Butt Sex’s house.
He noticed that someone had left without their blouse.
Oh, just another orphaned piece of clothing thrown away without care,
He started a pre-lube at 11am; The time Dicky Wong Stockings got there.
They started to drink and a numbing feeling reached their head,
head, who said head?
Joining them was [...]
Tags: Cock a Booty Boo, Dickie Wongstockings, Everything Butt Sex, Kiss My Trash, Lick A Lotta Cock, Slam Bam Thank You Lamb, Tidy Bowl Man, trash