Posted February 5th, 2011 by TWOT
The trail was cold, wet, and douchey. So we all know what it felt like to be Cold Wet Douche, who in fact was sick and still made it out one of shiggiest trail laid by hares, Everything Butt Sex and Jefferson Starfish. There’s no excuse for the lame hashers who whined about the cold [...]
Tags: Bunk Bunk WHOOPS!, Cold Wet Douche, Everything Butt Sex, Fill Me Up, Jefferson Starfish
Posted April 9th, 2010 by Everything Butt Sex
This week’s run will be on April 15th. Do your taxes before Thursday you fat lazy bastards. Come to the realization that you received a 2% pay increase, while taxes were raised and inflation went up 3%, so you actually make less money than you did last year. Stop thinking that you should get married, [...]
Tags: Cold Wet Douche, Everything Butt Sex, Mid-City
Posted April 2nd, 2010 by Everything Butt Sex
If you haven’t been around since the camp out, you’ve missed a lot. Pictures of the wedding hash means Udderly ReTiTulous has to explain to her future horrors one day why Pastor Bait-her thought it was important to run around New Orleans in a white dress and get drunk a day before they celebrated holy [...]
Tags: Cold Wet Douche, Dickie Wongstockings, Everything Butt Sex, Marrero, Pastor Bait-Her, Pick Up Fuck, Pump me Brewster, Shitty Titty Gang Bang, Under Cummer, Urine Jail
Posted March 23rd, 2010 by Pastor Bait-Her
Well, VooDoo, we have outdone ourselves. Not only did we have SEVEN namings (eight, if Just Dave had stuck around more), but we had an arrest. An arrest! I’m not going to talk about our little prison bitch, or our Black Metal Bretheren™ in the next campsite, but instead just introduce you to the Campout [...]
Tags: 8 Lays a Week, Cold Wet Douche, Game Ovary, Jefferson Starfish, Naming, Shit Candy, Top Queer, Voodoo Camp Out