The quick and dirty: we're a New Orleans drinking club with a running problem. The VooDoo is part of a worldwide group who enjoys working up a good thirst by running, and quenching it with beer. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!
Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.
It’s a rivalry as old as time… A battle to last the ages. Team Edward vs. Team Bill. Team Sookie vs. Team Bella. Or fuck all that– Team Lafayette 4 EVR, hookers. Whichever ‘team’ you’re on, represent ‘em this week. Vampires, werewolves, and boring girls who can’t figure out that they’re just pretty food. Date: [...]
Tags: Bumbletard, Metairie
Do you have Balls?? Are they Blue? Well Mr. Testis does, and he’s looking to lay his virgin blue ball lay with your lovable BumbleTard and Eyes Up Here. WTF, blue balls? Mr Testis? What the hell are you talking about?? Well here’s the skinny: In celebration of the up and coming San Fermin Running [...]
Tags: Bumbletard, CBD, Eyes Up Here
He gave me a starting location only 30 minutes after being called out!!! In the meantime. Enjoy Bunk Bunk’s baby picture. P.S. You’re homework assignment for Thursday is to find out why “I use to work in Chicago.” I worked in a department store. There are a bunch of reason’s why I don’t work there [...]
Tags: Bumbletard, Mid-City
So, our beloved Bumbletard has been with us for an entire year. We first met him during our TuTus on 2-2 hash. It was only a year ago we were running along Bayou St. John and some jackass yelled “what are ya’ll doing?!?!” Shortly after he ran out of his house wearing a Bumblebee outfit [...]
Tags: Bumbletard, Mid-City
Just like so many Immaculata and Blenk school girls, Bunk Bunk Whoops is having her virgin lay on the Westbank this week. Let’s face it. Those whores never waited for prom season. Why should she? If you want to cum watch Bumbletard either go easy on her, or go rough on her on her first [...]
Tags: Bumbletard, Bunk Bunk WHOOPS!, Gretna, Westbank
Note: I know Hash Trash has been lacking. That’s because we use to have a pretty decent hash scribe that went by the name of 8 lays a week. Unfortunately, her tits have shrunk and vagina has dried up and bitch can’t cum for shit anymore. Until I see her at a hash again, I [...]
Tags: Bumbletard, Everything Butt Sex, Fill Me Up, I.M.E., Puppy Love Machine, T.W.O.T.
I’ve learned a lot from hashing. Today I’ve learned that while the rest of the United States celebrates Veterans day on November 11th. Cho Penis and those west coast, liberal, surfing, movie making, pot head, bastards celebrate the California New Year. He’s haring this week with our beloved BumbleTard. In order to celebrate this made up [...]
Tags: Audubon Park, Bumbletard, Cho Penis
Krewe Du Vieux Fundraiser tonight & NOH3 Christmas Party If you aren’t on the mailing list, e-mail Voodoo.hash@gmail.com and ask to add your e-mail. If you don’t feel like asking, feel free to write an e-mail cursing us out and demanding that shit. Pig Roast Promo Flyer. Show up. I’ve never been, but I’m sure it’s [...]
Tags: 8 Lays a Week, Bumbletard, Cho Penis, Dickie Wongstockings, Everything Butt Sex, T.W.O.T., Tidy Bowl Man
First of all let me state…..Lakeshore Drive by UNO is probably not the best place to start and end a hash considering the 5-0 po-po close that street off at 9pm which a veteran resident of lakeview should know (cough cough Butt Sex cough cough) What a clusterfuck last night was. We waited over an [...]
Tags: Bumbletard, Cock a Booty Boo, Everything Butt Sex, Hash Trash
“I’m dissapointed no one swam except for Bumbletard” -BB Dyke I, Teeny Weeny on Top, actually believe that if my fellow hashers took the eagle trail two Thursday nights ago, we’d be in for a longer night of resuscitating (making out with) some hashers. And the Hares: Brokeback and Princess Layless’ performance that night was [...]
Tags: Bumbletard, Hash Trash, Princess Layless
