Our dear Brokeback Dyke is leaving us for the fine city (well, I assume it’s fine– I’ve never been there) of Aiken, SC. I found out from the archives of this website that he was named in March of 2010; that’s at least two years with the Voodoo, so let’s all gather to give him a proper farewell. Bye, Dyke!… Until the camp out, that is. You know you can’t get rid of him for too long! Until then– have fun with the Peach Fuzz H3 in Augusta, GA!

Date: Thursday, February 2, 2012

Theme: “Dykes”… Uh, I guess this means lots of Doc Martens and plaid flannel.
Start: Octavia St & General Pershing St, New Orleans, LA 70125
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm go
Hares: Brokeback Dyke
Cost: $1 (no coins) and a 6 pack (or more if you plan to drink more)
Bring: Whistle, flashlight, dental dams
Note: BRING WATER FOR YOUR DOGS. And keep them on a leash.

Since the Dude showed up for Cinco De Mayo, Broke Wetback Dyke decided it was time to celebrate a missed holiday. He said to show up as a Mexican, and hopefully everyone will be dressed as a Drunk Mexican before the end of the night. I really hope that we have circle at a Home Depot.

So don’t be a Mexican’t and get your bresesticles  and testicles to the hash.

-Eyes Up HERE

Who: Broke Back Dyke, Just James

Where: Harrison and West End

Theme: Mexican, Sombrero, Poncho, etc

6:30 show, 7:00 jump the border

Bring a dollar, six pack, whistle, and flashlight

Oh yea this too,

on-on,
Broke Back Dyke

Hares: Enough Already and Broke Back Dyke
Location: Pendot Park at Canal and Robert E. Lee
Shiggy: We live close enough to the water to consider that shiggy, right?
Pets: A very bad idea
Cost: $1.00 and a six-pack

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6:00 SHOW. 6:30 GO!

WE ARE NOT MISSING MUSES.
WE ARE STARTING 30 MINUTES EARLY.
EVERYTHING ELSE IS THE SAME

Bring $1 and a six pack. You probably want to bring a little extra alcohol/food for the parade. If you want free alcohol, be prepared to get naked and probably put out. This offer excludes P.S. Knave and Eyes up Here.

On On,
EBS

Hare: Broke Back Dyke
Theme: Mardi Gras Attire
Location:Coliseum St & St Andrew St New Orleans, LA 70130
Time: THURSDAY, March 3rd. 6:00pm Show. 6:30pm, Go!

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Also, I was told getting braces off doesn’t automatically incite free blowjobs. This is not appropriate hash behavior. She’ll have to drink for that.

Hare: T.W.O.T. and BrokeBack Dyke
Theme: Dress up as a child or wear whatever you wore as a child, dress up as an action figure/ballerina, cartoon character, Pedobear FTW…you get the idea.
Prelube/Starting Location: Parkway Tavern 538 Hagan Ave.
On After: Bayou Beer Garden
Time: THURSDAY, December 9th. 6:30pm Show. 7pm, Go!

Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle! If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then why are you even coming? If you don’t bring beer, then you pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!

On-On,
Everything Butt Sex.

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This week, we celebrate the conquests of Columbus, but instead of a filthy Italian leading the way, we’re stuck with Brokeback Dyke and Princess Layless. We’re starting off in the parking lot at West End Park, right past Coconut Beach.

If this sounds familiar, it should. Leif Ericson actually found North America 500 years Columbus, and The Whistles hared from this spot one month ago.

Oh, and I think it’s pretty safe to assume that while Columbus crossed the ocean blue in three ships, we’ll probably end up getting across the Pontchartrain blue in a different manner…

On-On,
Pastor

Hares: Brokeback Dyke and Princess Layless
Theme: Columbus Day (Indians? Pilgrims?)
Location: Parking lot on the West End BLVD of West End Park, past of Coconut Beach.
Time: Thursday, October 14th. 6:30pm Show. 7pm, Go!

Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then why are you even coming? If you don’t bring beer, then you pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!

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So last night Wax On Whacks Off and Just Aaron “Eyes up here” took us on a long predictably lay through Mid City and City Park area. I’m pretty sure Whacks off laid a similar trail on his virgin lay not tooo long ago if I remember correctly, that cemetery looked verrry familiar…. but with 8 lays a week who can remember anymore. Only complaint heard was that Chum and Dickie wanted more Rugby Girls on Trail. Boys, those Rugby girls are more manly than you two could ever be. Fill Me Up finally found Beer Near and was rewarded with Jell-O Shots after following a false BN that wasn’t laid by our hares and didn’t lead to any beer! What! No Beer! That should be illegal!

Some shortcutting Wankers tried to get a jump start on trail after BN and got caught. For punishment, Pastor Bait-Her made BrokeBack Dyke experience I.M.E. in ways only he can dream of. BrokeBack Dyke must love doing Down-Downs because like a bad case of herpes, he just couldn’t stay away. Not only did he get called out for FRB with TWOT but they also got called out for stealing hash beer after last week’s trail. Don’t mess with our beer or you’ll suffer the consequences.

Fill Me Up called Pastor into circle for losing his Happy Coat back in March! It has made its way to Texas and who knows where else since going M.I.A. Who’s got pictures?

Congratulations to Just Aaron for finally getting named “Eyes Up Here” after the tons of stupid shit this Wanker has pulled. He’s a hasher, he’s true blue. He’s a hasher through and through.

Next week Everything Butt Sex, Baby Facial and Princess Lay-Ya are taking us on a time warp back to the 80’s which apparently can be found in Metairie behind Chili’s. Who knew? So break out those side ponytails, legwarmers, and sweatbands and get your beer drinking asses out to Metairie! Maybe next week Puppy Love Machine won’t forget the ice chests.

On-On,
8 Lays a week

Reminders:
· Skin Whistle and Dry Hole’s Wedding Hash on Sept 16th
· September 18th is Gulf Coast H3 500th hash. (Mobile, AL) gch3.org
· October 1-3 is the Texas Crab Hash texascrabhash.com

Hares: TWOT, BrokeBackDyke
Theme: Anything from Red Dress Event or dirty clothes that haven’t been laundered so your pajamas will suffice
Location: Paris Ave & Lakeshore Dr.
Time: Thursday, August 18th. 6:30pm Show. 7pm Go!

Wet Bitch Friendly (For you 8 Lay a Week)
Shiggy Trail – Bring Bug Spray Don’t wear your new shoes (You know why)
Don’t worry about the Teeny hash mark…it’ll be humongous.

On On,
Teeny Weeny On Top

Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then why are you even coming? If you don’t bring beer, then you pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!

After some debate, Just Nick is now to be known as Brokeback Dyke!