Posted January 31st, 2012 by Swamp Gravy
Our dear Brokeback Dyke is leaving us for the fine city (well, I assume it’s fine– I’ve never been there) of Aiken, SC. I found out from the archives of this website that he was named in March of 2010; that’s at least two years with the Voodoo, so let’s all gather to give him [...]
Tags: Brokeback Dyke, Mid-City
Posted June 14th, 2011 by Eyes Up Here
Sorry for this being a bit late, but I was shocked that this dumb ass of hare chose to hash through Lakeview, I am glad because it has been so long since anyone has hashed there. Since the Dude showed up for Cinco De Mayo, Broke Wetback Dyke decided it was time to celebrate a [...]
Tags: Brokeback Dyke, Lakeview
Posted April 26th, 2011 by Everything Butt Sex
The gods will keep the rain at bay on an April day when the hares decided to have some fun. But without rain, showers of sorts will litter the hashers with droplets like cum. Showers make flowers like baths make clean hashers, which they never do. And after trips through shiggy, by god not the [...]
Tags: Brokeback Dyke, Enough Already, Lakeview
Posted February 28th, 2011 by Everything Butt Sex
6:00 SHOW. 6:30 GO! WE ARE NOT MISSING MUSES. WE ARE STARTING 30 MINUTES EARLY. EVERYTHING ELSE IS THE SAME Bring $1 and a six pack. You probably want to bring a little extra alcohol/food for the parade. If you want free alcohol, be prepared to get naked and probably put out. This offer excludes [...]
Tags: Brokeback Dyke, Mardi Gras, Uptown
Posted December 6th, 2010 by Everything Butt Sex
Although T.W.O.T. would love to receive presents (especially from Mr. Binky’s), this is a charitable hash. Try to bring an unwrapped toy for kids, she will be dropping it off at the actual Toys for Tot drop off location in Metairie. She also said bring your bitches because this is a dog friendly trail. Also, [...]
Tags: Brokeback Dyke, Mid-City, T.W.O.T.
Posted October 12th, 2010 by Pastor Bait-Her
It’s a tale as old as STDs themselves – man searches long and far for pristine lands and riches beyond belief, only to leave the lands ruined and the virgins knocked up and in need of a free clinic. This week, we celebrate the conquests of Columbus, but instead of a filthy Italian leading the [...]
Tags: Brokeback Dyke, Princess Layless, West End
Posted August 27th, 2010 by Everything Butt Sex
Ya know for a Naked Theme, I surprisingly only saw one pair of tits the entire trail (thank you Lick A Lotta Cock, those are some Damn Good Tits). Even Enough Already was covered from head to toe! So last night Wax On Whacks Off and Just Aaron “Eyes up here” took us on a [...]
Tags: 8 Lays a Week, Baby Facial, Brokeback Dyke, Eyes Up Here, Fill Me Up, I.M.E., Pastor Bait-Her, T.W.O.T.
Posted August 17th, 2010 by Everything Butt Sex
A long, long time ago (well, 5 days ago), there was a litany of Red Dress events that most have participated in if not all. Soooo…What to do with that nasty red skirt, that ripped red lingerie, that smelly Nike shoes that reek of Bourbon Street’s piss, that dilapidated red fairy wings, that wilted red [...]
Tags: Brokeback Dyke, Lake Vista, Red Dress, T.W.O.T.
Posted March 8th, 2010 by Pastor Bait-Her
Well, after asking me to bless his penis the other night at Juan’s Flying Burrito, we pulled Just Nick into the circle after the gay hash for a round of naming. After some debate, Just Nick is now to be known as Brokeback Dyke! Tags: Brokeback Dyke, Naming
Tags: Brokeback Dyke, Naming