All these goals might be asking to much of us.  Quite frankly, we don’t give a fuck. It’s our day, and we’re leading you wanking sausages through Lakeview. We’re changing shit up. The first part of trail is one mile. We don’t have any god damn checks, shitty whichys, fucking YBFs or even a beautiful beer near.

We know what you’re thinking. Holy wanking day batman! No beer near? That is sacrilegious! How can we have a hash without a beer near? Well hashers we’re upgrading the beer near to a pool near! Leave the electronics and wallets at home. This week’s theme requires a bathing suit or a birthday suit! Either way kiddos, it’s our birthday and we don’t plan on leaving until every last hasher is nice and wet.

On-On,
Everything Butt Sex

P.S. Join us for an on after and help us not remember a bunch of decisions we’ll regret the next day. It’s our birthday!

P.S.S. Next week’s theme is Christmas in July. TidyBowlMan, Bumbletard,  and Just Aaron wants everyone to bring a gift for that White Elephant game, or whatever it is ya’ll call it.

Theme: Happy Birthday! Birthday suit or bathing suit.
Hares: Lick A Lotta Cock (Virgin Lay), BabyFacial (Virgin Lay) and Everything Butt Sex
Start: Lakeshore Dr.
Time: 6:30 show / 7:00pm GO!

Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then why are you even coming? If you don’t bring beer, then you pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!

My Oh My, how on earth did Texticle Teaser go on hashing/walking for over a year and never laid a freaking trail? Well, the timidness (implying hesitant on this one, that CocoRum-lovin’ gal ain’t shy) wore off as she felt compelled to conquer her first lay in the Lower Garden.  Was her co-hare Dickie Wongstocking rough with her? Considering how hot and sweaty she looked, we reckon so. Sorry, Chum. Was it a shitty trail? It wasn’t shitty but to commemorate the icy theme in this hot ass city, someone had the notion to sit on ice as I quote Dickie, “and hares sitting on bags of ice… drankin’!  And then there were 5 virgins that definitely met the minimum requirement for a gangbang but the lube went missing…sigh. It was strange to hear “Slam Bam Thank You Lamb made me cum” from a lovely virgin gal by way of Italy.  At least it wasn’t strange for Hobo to pick up one kickass virgin off the streets.  A couple visitors brought cultural mix to the hash; one relocated from Los Angeles and the other a good ol’ chap from Bangkok, Thailand.  Our inner PeeWee’s snicker-worthy word of the day was “Bang Cock.”

The Good – Free Snowballs – Beer Check was at a snowball stand which we must thank Texticle Teaser and Fill Me Up for the icy cool down

The Bad – Circle – One-Eyed Jack-Off was given a rare opportunity to run circle and rare it will continue to be…

“What’s that thing we do at the end? Swing low? Oh, yeah”

–One-Eyed Jack-Off

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]]> http://www.voodoohash.com/2010/07/16/you%e2%80%99ve-been-iced-baby/feed/ 0 http://www.voodoohash.com/2010/06/14/141-whos-your-daddy/ http://www.voodoohash.com/2010/06/14/141-whos-your-daddy/#comments Tue, 15 Jun 2010 02:56:15 +0000 Everything Butt Sex http://voodoohash.com/?p=1118 “Cum inside of me!” sounded so good at the moment, didn’t it? After this next hash you might be the next person on one of those Maury Povich shows. Broke Back Dyke and T.W.O.T. are celebrating the most confusing day in the ghetto father’s day by giving all the daddies (or lack of?) uptown a good run for their money. So get your asses out there, and remember that condoms are cheaper than child support.

As a special treat, it’s BBD’s birthday. Remember, all you bastard hashers, when one hare drinks, all hares drink! If you wankers do your job right, those two will be so drunk at the end of circle, they’ll pass out before T.W.O.T. gets to scream “Fuck me daddy!” right after giving some birthday head. Head! Who said head?

Theme: Who’s your daddy?
Hares: T.W.O.T. and Broke Back Dyke
Start: Coliseum St & Polymnia St New Orleans, LA 70130
Time: 6:30 show / 7:00pm GO!
Pre-lube: Avenue Pub

Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then why are you even coming? If you don’t bring beer, then you pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!

 
Hares: Ready Whip and Just Adrienne
When: December 3rd, 6:30 pm
Where: Fat Harry’s (4330 Saint Charles Ave.)
Theme: Religious Icon

You know the usual deal – bring $1 and a six pack, $6 if you’re one of those beerless bastards. Bring a flashlight and a whistle.

First of all, sorry for getting this up so late. I would’ve had it up Monday, but my spam filter apparently hates Tidy. I was going to do it last night, but hibachi, Sapporo, and hot sake got in the way.

Better to be a latecummer than no not cum at all, right?
And what do I usually respond to gripes with? Oh yeah, bite me.

So yeah, Thanksgiving and an Analversary! The hash prevails!
HOLY CRAP THE VOODOO IS 2!

 
We’re meeting up at Sophie Wright Park, right by the Half Moon. And if I remember correctly this was where Dickie got named, so it’s appropriate. I guess.

We’ll make the theme easy for you dumbshit wankers: the theme is Hash Attire! Just wear some! (Licks ‘Em Young, I’m lookin at you)

You know the usual deal – bring $1 and a six pack, $6 if you a beerless bastard. Bring a flashlight and a whistle.

Hares: Tidy Bowl Man and Dickie Wongstockings
When: November 26th, 6:30 pm
Where: Sophie Wright Park (Sophie Wright Pl. and Magazine, by Half Moon)
Theme: Just wear some damn hash attire!

Alright, wankies and gentlewanks, let’s all cum together to help celebrate Hobo Rodeo’s annual tooth-and-nail battle to stay on the right side of 30! Since this will be the last year before she sucCUMbs to the Dark Side, let’s all give her the moral support she needs by dressing in full Zodiac attire!

Call it ‘Costume Therapy,’ if you will.

There are TWELVE months to choose from, you lazy bastards, and if you need help remembering or otherwise never had time to learn of such Pagan-y goodness, then go here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astrological_sign.

As usual, all should bring $1, a six-pack, and a pony with fancy ribbons in her mane…alright, just $1 and a six-pack.