We took the cop’s advice and hashed 13 extra blocks, moving us from 11th crappy ass Ward to the 10th. What we found out is that the 10th Ward (i.e. district for you foreigners) is rather a good spot to host a bunch of overgrown children who likes to dress up and be obnoxious without buzzkill interruptions.

Circle went on forever last night, and it was awesome, however RA BB Dyke should learn how to use people’s hash names instead of their nerd names. He was pretty smashed towards the end. Ziggy Zaggy! Ziggy Zaggy! Oy! Oy! Oy! We had visitors from Biloxi and California. We learned about wallflowers. We had virgin asses. We had a caking. We found out which newly named harrierette has the hots for Just Matilde. We appointed a new Hare Raiser. We gave our FRB (Front Running Bastard) a new trophy. We had one harrierette ball gagged and on her knees. We had a last minute visitor who stuck around and danced in the circle before Cock-a-Booty Boo showed him the pimp hand. We also had 3 awesome namings! 2 at circle and 1 at on after.

Our new hare raiser is Eyes Up Here! If you want to hare a hash, get with him!

Lick’s Em Young has a new Trophy he must carry during every hash until someone beats his racist ass.

From hence forth, Just Divya is now known as The Black Labia; Just Casey is now known as Under his Erection; and Just Leah is now known as Fried Chicken Snatch.

A special shout out to Just Lua finally getting named to Delayed Gratification last week.

Back to circle. Did anyone see Lick A Lotta Cock last night? That bitch wouldn’t shut up during circle, so it was my pleasure to shove one of my balls in her mouth. She told me later that she kind of liked it, but needs me to build up and prepare her for it next time. Also, last night I learned I do love gagging a harrierette while she’s on her knees.

Let’s talk about the birthday slut, 8 Lays a week. She quickly happily dropped down to her knees while 30 people surrounded her, eager to make her look like the star of bukkake video. For anyone who has forgotten, what doesn’t go in you, goes on you! With that I wish her one more very Happy birthday and Fuck you!

Here is a picture of the next round of “Just” in the group. Start cumming up with names for this crew you fucking wankers.

With all of this going on I should talk a little bit about trail.

We had a special Lucky Charm check. A few hashers stood in line and thought they were going to get lucky. Unfortunately, the only harrierette that would pair up in our little flour colored clover was Batteries Not Included. In almost two years I haven’t seen hashers run so fast

I take that back. I have seen hashers run that face. It happened every time T.W.O.T would scream YBF or on left from the back of the pack for no apparent reason. How do you make a clusterfuck more confusing? Add a tiny little french-asian.

A little reward happened for some short cutting bastards last night. We zigged left at a YBF, and we saw No Cunt-Troll drinkin’ it up for St. Patrick’s day. She screamed, “BEER NEAR” so all the hashers turned around. She emerged from her humble abode with some coconut flavored mixed drink and poured several shots into hashers mouths from her balcony.

On after was held at 8 Lay’s crib. Whoever went to Tracey’s was misinformed since you all missed the third best thing of T.W.O.T.s you could put in your mouth…her cabbages. (the other two things taste asian) She’s like Irish lo mein.

On-On from your bottom loving duo,
Everything Butt Sex & T.W.O.T.

• She’s getting lucky everyday…sometimes 10X more a week. Perhaps that’s why we hardly see her.
• She’s so lucky to do the deed with not one but TWO co-hares! First timer cherry unpopped Just Joe will have his first lay with her while Jizz Rag hops on to clean up their “mess”
• She’s an IRISH baby. Need I say more?
• She’s lucky that she’s not getting yogurt as her cake. That is my gift to her.
• Ask her about her infamous hoodie that caused a lot of gossip that led to her naming…They were all LUCKY

Hares: 8 Lays a Week, Jizz Rag, Just Joe
Theme: St. Patrick’s Day attire/Kilt/Green (if no green, roll around in grass)
Time: THURSDAY, MARCH 17TH
Where: Clay Square Park, IRISH CHANNEL (NOT GARDEN DISTRICT, OK?)
IMPORTANT: It’s St. Patrick’s day and there will be revelers near Parasol’s so PARKING may be a challenge. Carpool/Bike/Walk/Park at own risk

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Pig Roast Promo Flyer. Show up. I’ve never been, but I’m sure it’s a fun. It’s a Krewe du Vieux event for Christ Sakes. Hell, think I just convinced myself to cum tonight for the first time.

NOH3 Hash Christmas Party is on Friday December 03, 2010 at 8:00pm. If you haven’t been to an NOH3 run, you should go try it out. If you’re nervous, feel free to give Butt Sex a ring and I’ll make sure they treat you right your first time. (Location/Details will be on the Calendar) It’s a formal dress event and you should bring a gift if you attend.

On-On,

Everything Butt Sex

Now, a poem, from everyone’s favorite T.W.O.T.

‘Twas a freakish chilly night in the lower G
The only bumblicious babe was a harriette by the name of 8 Lays A Week
Who came late to her own hash and yet came dressed in the whole 9 yard
That outfit would’ve impressed a missing Bumbletard
Her co-hare Dickie Wongstocking, the almost forgotten prodigal son,
Chose the lame Coliseum Park where he typically starts his runs

Oh 8 Lays and Dickie, your trail appeared short and sweet
But finding trail took more of a feat
Having colored your flour bluish doesn’t show up well against the green grassy mound,
the only way to find it is if you were strolling and squinting down
We’re use to the typical YBFs and the blocks without flours
but having walkers nearly beating the runners to the On In left some feeling sour

All in all, the circle was short like TidyBowlMan, who ran that circle as fast as he can
We know that more than one hasher had pissed on trail
The only one who ‘fessed up was a lonely male
Or how a few hashers caught Dickie and beat him to the end
And how Tidy wanted to know where On In was by phoning a friend (EBS)
A bunch of accusations was made but some were mysteriously spared
At least the ones who did more downs downs were ones who hared

On the 11th of November by Audubon and more surburbia trash
It’s going to be ChoPenis’ torch and drum hash
If you forget your whistle and light device
I’m sure the drum beats and torch flames will suffice
If Cho’ or his torch doesn’t warm your appendages at the least
I’m sure fire whiskey will do more of the trick than cold fermented yeast

Your friend,

Da T.W.OT., darlin

The Dickie Wong is back in the NO! Hide your kids, hide your wife! And he’s somehow convinced yours truly to hare with him this Thursday.

Dickie and I want you to break out that dirty cum stained, beer soaked costume out of your dirty clothes hamper and bring it out to Coliseum Square on Thursday for a Costume Cornucopia. I don’t know about you drunken bastards but one weekend of drunken/candy ridden revelry was definitely not enough for my costume. I mean it isn’t everyday you can wear basically nothing, throw “Sexy” in front of a noun and call it a costume (well maybe here in NOLA you can). Dickie promises to judge a Costume Contest for the most hasher-esque costume and will give one lucky hasher a special prize — here’s looking at you Butt Sex (if you actually cum).

Also bring out those old rotting pumpkins with your skanky asses because we’re gonna have a good ole fashioned Pumpkin Chunkin Contest! And if you were a Halloween Scrooge and didn’t buy any pumpkins this year I’m sure Wal-Fart has some on-sale.

Hares: Dickie Wongstockings and 8 Lays A Week

Theme: Old Dirty Hasher Halloween Costumes

Location: Camp St and Euterpe St – Coliseum Square

Time: THURSDAY, November 4th. 6:30pm Show. 7pm, Go!

Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle AND A PUMPKIN! If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer (or a pumpkin) then why are you even coming? If you don’t bring beer (or a pumpkin), then you pay $10 and you GET NO BEER (or pumpkins)!

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TLAM opened this momentous lay with the blessing and then it was every hasher for themselves. There was some rough shiggy on this lay and if you weren’t carefully you definitely ended up with scratches and bite marks. Rumor has it even the elusive Clit-R-Us was found during this lay, and I definitely got wet as I’m sure most did. And Virgins! Were there Virgins! So many virgins came to this lay and were ready for us to pop their virgin cherry. We did have some late-cummers from New Orleans, Baby Facial and Princess Lay-ya, who managed to meet us half-way. Better late than pregnant.

It was a long and completely fulfilling lay, but eventually we all finished. Afterward, Hashers gathered at Blues Tavern and Scumbag preformed sacred rituals and we sang in celebration with beer and food flowing copiously amongst all who came. Hashers competed in events to show others who could be the best of the pack displaying their sexual skills in many different positions. Condoms were present and lubed for your pleasure and possibly for the first time ever they actually helped people get wet. Can I Fuck Your Sister? came out on top when he discovered that Everything Butt Sex doesn’t bust the condoms. Some hashers whipped out their bananas and tacos and displayed their amazing oral talents (We have pictures Twinkle Twat) and I discovered my tongue thrashings are in need of some serious practice. Any takers?

The revelry lasted well into the night as this 500th lay finally came to end. Whew, I know I left completely satisfied and utterly exhausted, and if you didn’t then you were probably doing something wrong. Congrats to the GCH3 on their 500th Lay and I hope they continue to fuck around so we can all cum again to celebrate more of their milestones.

On-On,

8 Lays A Week

So last night Wax On Whacks Off and Just Aaron “Eyes up here” took us on a long predictably lay through Mid City and City Park area. I’m pretty sure Whacks off laid a similar trail on his virgin lay not tooo long ago if I remember correctly, that cemetery looked verrry familiar…. but with 8 lays a week who can remember anymore. Only complaint heard was that Chum and Dickie wanted more Rugby Girls on Trail. Boys, those Rugby girls are more manly than you two could ever be. Fill Me Up finally found Beer Near and was rewarded with Jell-O Shots after following a false BN that wasn’t laid by our hares and didn’t lead to any beer! What! No Beer! That should be illegal!

Some shortcutting Wankers tried to get a jump start on trail after BN and got caught. For punishment, Pastor Bait-Her made BrokeBack Dyke experience I.M.E. in ways only he can dream of. BrokeBack Dyke must love doing Down-Downs because like a bad case of herpes, he just couldn’t stay away. Not only did he get called out for FRB with TWOT but they also got called out for stealing hash beer after last week’s trail. Don’t mess with our beer or you’ll suffer the consequences.

Fill Me Up called Pastor into circle for losing his Happy Coat back in March! It has made its way to Texas and who knows where else since going M.I.A. Who’s got pictures?

Congratulations to Just Aaron for finally getting named “Eyes Up Here” after the tons of stupid shit this Wanker has pulled. He’s a hasher, he’s true blue. He’s a hasher through and through.

Next week Everything Butt Sex, Baby Facial and Princess Lay-Ya are taking us on a time warp back to the 80’s which apparently can be found in Metairie behind Chili’s. Who knew? So break out those side ponytails, legwarmers, and sweatbands and get your beer drinking asses out to Metairie! Maybe next week Puppy Love Machine won’t forget the ice chests.

On-On,
8 Lays a week

Reminders:
· Skin Whistle and Dry Hole’s Wedding Hash on Sept 16th
· September 18th is Gulf Coast H3 500th hash. (Mobile, AL) gch3.org
· October 1-3 is the Texas Crab Hash texascrabhash.com

As for the hash virgins, one couldn’t handle it, and quit before anyone finished, a second virgin came late. One of the needle dick virgins managed to cut a hole in the slip n slide at beer near. The others fucked through mud, like champions, without protection for about 3 miles. Seriously, I can’t believe no one called me out for not making sure the virgins had proper boots for what they were about to endure. The trail ran through shitty park. Hashers were running into each other, and were lost in the woods until they found the jello shots hidden, on trail, on one of the few hills in New Orleans.

With all the cherry popping going on last night, I’d like to remind everyone of the Voodoo Song Book. If you want more songs, feel free to use the Googles.

Next week’s run is going to be uptown, hared by Veteran DickieWong Stockings, and virgin hare Texticle Teaser! Get your asses out there!

Finally a special shout out goes out to Bumbletard, who managed to get his car stuck in the mud, and A Little Prick for opening a tab at Parlay’s after the On-In.

On-On,
Everything Butt Sex.

High above the virgin’s garter
High above her knee
Lies the secret of her honorHer virginityRoll her over, oh so softlyGently in the grass.This is what we live and die for,Piece of virgin ass.

So drink it down, down, down . . .

WE’VE GOT VIRGINS
Melody – Frere Jacques

We’ve got virgins,
We’ve got virgins,
At our hash,
At our hash,
Gonna get’em drunked up,
Gonna get’em fucked up,
Down the hatch,
Up the ass,

So drink it down, down, down . . .

Theme: Summer Fling. Beach attire.. Leave the cell phone at home!!!
Hares: 8 Lays a week (Virgin Lay) and Everything Butt Sex
Start: 870 Harrison Avenue New Orleans, LA 70124-3157 (Parlay’s)
Time: 6:30 show / 7:00pm GO!
Pre-Lube: Parlay’s
On-After: Parlay’s

Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then why are you even coming? If you don’t bring beer, then you pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!

On On,
Everything Butt Sex

I’m not going to talk about our little prison bitch, or our Black Metal Bretheren™ in the next campsite, but instead just introduce you to the Campout Class of 2010: (in order of naming)

Just Dominic – Shit Candy

Just Sara – Pickup Fuck

Just Jeff – Jefferson Starfish, Just Jason – Game Ovary, Just Marcelle – 8 Lays a Week

Just Mike – Cold Wet Douche

Just Darren – Top Queer

Well done, VooDoo, well done. I can’t wait ’till next year, when we’ll hopefully be somewhere that we don’t have to pipe down after 10pm.