Posted March 18th, 2011 by Everything Butt Sex
Last night summed up New Orleans perfectly. We were in Clay Square Park, about to circle up when a cop shows. Cop: “Ya’ll can’t have beer in the park. The noise is fine. Can ya’ll just move out to the corner or the street, and drink?” I fucking love this city. We took the cop’s [...]
Tags: 8 Lays a Week, Delayed Gratification, Everything Butt Sex, Mismanagement, St. Patrick's Day, The Black Labia, Under His Erection
Posted March 14th, 2011 by TWOT
Reasons why 8 Lays a Week is LUCKY She’s getting lucky everyday…sometimes 10X more a week. Perhaps that’s why we hardly see her. She’s so lucky to do the deed with not one but TWO co-hares! First timer cherry unpopped Just Joe will have his first lay with her while Jizz Rag hops on to [...]
Tags: 8 Lays a Week, Eyes Up Here, Irish Channel, Jizz Rag, St. Patrick's Day, Uptown
Posted November 6th, 2010 by Everything Butt Sex
Krewe Du Vieux Fundraiser tonight & NOH3 Christmas Party If you aren’t on the mailing list, e-mail Voodoo.hash@gmail.com and ask to add your e-mail. If you don’t feel like asking, feel free to write an e-mail cursing us out and demanding that shit. Pig Roast Promo Flyer. Show up. I’ve never been, but I’m sure it’s [...]
Tags: 8 Lays a Week, Bumbletard, Cho Penis, Dickie Wongstockings, Everything Butt Sex, T.W.O.T., Tidy Bowl Man
Posted November 1st, 2010 by 8 Lays A Week
The Dickie Wong is back in the NO! Hide your kids, hide your wife! And he’s somehow convinced yours truly to hare with him this Thursday. Dickie and I want you to break out that dirty cum stained, beer soaked costume out of your dirty clothes hamper and bring it out to Coliseum Square on [...]
Tags: 8 Lays a Week, Dickie Wongstockings, Halloween
Posted September 20th, 2010 by 8 Lays A Week
Oh man was it a Smoking Hot Lay in Moblie, AL this weekend. And like most Smoking Hot Lays this one was a HUGE hash whore! It was the 500th! And with 500 lays under your belt we were guaranteed a good gang bang and that it was. Hashers came all across the Gulf Coast [...]
Tags: 8 Lays a Week, Baby Facial, Can I Fuck Your Sister?, Clit-R-Us, Everything Butt Sex, Hash Trash, Princess Lay-ya
Posted August 27th, 2010 by Everything Butt Sex
Ya know for a Naked Theme, I surprisingly only saw one pair of tits the entire trail (thank you Lick A Lotta Cock, those are some Damn Good Tits). Even Enough Already was covered from head to toe! So last night Wax On Whacks Off and Just Aaron “Eyes up here” took us on a [...]
Tags: 8 Lays a Week, Baby Facial, Brokeback Dyke, Eyes Up Here, Fill Me Up, I.M.E., Pastor Bait-Her, T.W.O.T.
Posted July 10th, 2010 by Everything Butt Sex
Virgins, Virgins, who’s got the virgins? Virgins hashers, virgins hare. Seven virgins came to this week’s trail and 8 Lays a week popped her cherry laying flour. She might not be a badass cougar, laying flour and going down down, like a pro just yet. At least she isn’t scared and timid anymore, or complains [...]
Tags: 8 Lays a Week, Everything Butt Sex, Hash Trash
Posted July 6th, 2010 by Everything Butt Sex
mmmm……Smells like summer. Time for sun, beer and good sex with someone you know won’t be there for you when football season starts next month. This week’s run is going to be hot, wet, and short. What can you expect from 8 Lays a week and Everything Butt Sex? They’re making a loose promise to leave [...]
Tags: 8 Lays a Week, Everything Butt Sex, Lakeview
Posted March 23rd, 2010 by Pastor Bait-Her
Well, VooDoo, we have outdone ourselves. Not only did we have SEVEN namings (eight, if Just Dave had stuck around more), but we had an arrest. An arrest! I’m not going to talk about our little prison bitch, or our Black Metal Bretheren™ in the next campsite, but instead just introduce you to the Campout [...]
Tags: 8 Lays a Week, Cold Wet Douche, Game Ovary, Jefferson Starfish, Naming, Shit Candy, Top Queer, Voodoo Camp Out
