The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail #367 – Yeast infection Down Under! What’s Warm, Kiwi Wiwi, Jewy-Jewy Gang-Bang, and Meowschwitz

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Are you a struggling baker who accidentally infected them-self, or a Kiwi soldier looking to celebrate ANZAC day?  Cum on out to get your run on-on and forget your weekly woes.

There will be a turkey eagle split on this trail. The Eagle trail may include some very limited fence hoping. If you are not interested in questionable parkour, please stick to the Turkey trail, which will still be awesome. KThanks.

Bring: $1 (no coins please), six pack, flashlight & whistle

Date: Thursday April 24, 2014, 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go!

Theme: Yeast Infection Down Under

Start: Wood Ave. and Metarie Road, Metairie, LA 70005

Hare and Co-Hares: What’s Warm, Kiwi Wiwi, Jewy-Jewy Gang-Bang, and Meowschwitz

Beer Hare: TBD

Pre-Lube Location: Winston’s Pub & Patio, 531 Metairie Road, Metairie, LA 70005

On-After Location: TBA

Dog Friendly?: If they’re quiet

Hash Announcements!

Voodoo Harerasing – Tuesday, May 6th starting at noon on FB & email for dates in June & July. Info on Red Skirt Run cumming soon. Got questions ask Texticle Teaser (or email voodoohash@gmail.com)

CSH3 Social – May 3rd. See CSH3 FB group for more info.

Pensacola RDR – May 30-June 1st. http://survivorh3.com/?page_id=404

New Orleans RDR – August 8 -10th http://nolareddress.com/ price goes up at the end of the month!

DC RDR – October 11th rego is up on hashspace!

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Trail #366 – Nerd vs Hipsters! Everything Butt Sex & TWOT

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Are you a nerd with no escape or a nerd by choice? Dig out your worst geeky outfit that we know you owned at one point in your life and show this city what sort of education you received…whether it’s from actual higher learnin’ or what pop culture you learned from hipster king, Pharrell. Join EBS and TWOT as they battle out who looks better in skinny jeans or Urkel suspenders.

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Bring: $1 (no coins please), six pack, flashlight & whistle

Date: Thursday April 17, 2014, 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go!

Theme: Nerds vs Hipsters!

Start: Esplanade Ave & Decatur St, New Orleans LA

Hare and Co-Hares: Everything Butt Sex & Teeny Weeny On Top (TWOT)

Beer Hare: Pussy Whisker

Pre-Lube Location: Balcony Music Club, 1331 Decatur St. New Orleans, LA 70116

On-After Location: TBA

Dog Friendly?: Yes

Hash Announcements!

 

Pensacola RDR – May 30-June

1st. http://survivorh3.com/?page_id=404

New Orleans RDR – August 8 -10th http://nolareddress.com/ price goes up at the end of the month!

DC RDR – October 11th rego is up on hashspace!

 

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Trail #365 -2nd Anal “It’s Festival Season” Trail! Ridin’ Bloody & Conjugal Visitor

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It’s that time of year where we are bombarded by Festivals in New Orleans, French Quarter Fest, Jazz Fest, Strawberry Fest and a bunch more. To celebrate this festy season test out your festival gear and get ready to prime your livers with Ridin’ Bloody and Conjugal Visitor.

Bring: $1 (no coins please), six pack, flashlight & whistle

Date: Thursday April 10, 2014, 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go!

Theme: 2nd Anal “It’s Festival Season” Trail!

Start: Washington Square Park, 735 Elysian Fields, New Orleans LA

Hare and Co-Hares: Ridin’ Bloody & Conjugal Visitor

Beer Hare: TBD

Pre-Lube Location: American Sports Saloon, 1200 Decatur St. New Orleans

On-After Location: American Sports Saloon

Dog Friendly?: Yes, but only if you bring water for your dog.

Hash Announcements!

Flip Your Sister Hash – April 12th http://www.gch3.org/

Pensacola RDR – May 30-June
1st. http://survivorh3.com/?page_id=404

New Orleans RDR – August 8 -10th http://nolareddress.com/

DC RDR – October 11th rego is up on hashspace!

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Trail # 364 – Suburbia! Pitcher’s Mounds

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We’re headed to the land of Cul-de-Sacs and meticulously manicured lawns. Come dressed as your best Donna Reed, Beaver Cleaver, or just bring your best Kennerbrah.

Bring: $1 (no coins please), six pack, flashlight & whistle

Date: Thursday April 3, 2014, 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go!

Theme: Suburbia!

Start: 1125-1145 Lakeshore Dr. , New Orleans LA 70124

Hare and Co-Hares: Pitcher’s Mounds

Beer Hare: Meowschwitz

Pre-Lube Location: Parlays, 870 Harrison Ave, New Orleans, LA 70124

On-After Location: Parlays

Dog Friendly?: Yes

Hash Announcements!

Coonass H3 – Saturday, April 5th Superheroes Hash www.coonassh3.com

Texas Interhash – This weekend in Houston. http://h4.org/txih2014/

Flip Your Sister Hash – April 12th http://www.gch3.org/

Pensacola RDR – May 30-June
1st. http://survivorh3.com/?page_id=404

New Orleans RDR – August 8 -10th http://nolareddress.com/

DC RDR  – October 11th rego is up on hashspace!

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Trail # 358 – Wal-Martians! Grand Opening & Filet Me Lay Me (Birthday Trail!)

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What do you miss most about camping out?  Civilization!!!  And who is more civilized than the denizens of  Wal-Mart?  Cum as your favorite Wal-Martian.  Don’t forget your tails and mullets!! *this will primarily be a pub crawl to pre-lube campout and to celebrate Filet Me’s Birthday!

Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 pack, flashlight & whistle

Date: Thursday, March 27th, 2014 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm GO!

Theme:  Wal-Martians — craziest / tackiest get-up you can find.  Don’t forget your tails and mullets!

Start: 400 Esplanade Ave, New Orleans, LA by the Old New Orleans Mint

Hares: Grand Opening & Filet Me Lay Me (Birthday Trail!)

Beer Hare: 99 Problems

Prelube: Checkpoint Charlie’s, 501 Esplanade Ave.

On After: Checkpoint Charlie’s

Dog Friendly?: No

Hash Announcements:

Voodoo Campout – Some spots still available! Giant Twister! Jello wrestling! Hash Olympics! Beer Mile! Beer and food! Rego is only $79  http://www.voodoohash.com/voodoo-campout-2014/

If you are interested in haring a trail for campout please email Texticle Teaser at voodoohash@gmail.com

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