The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 378 – T & A (Tits & Ass)! Tits Don’t Fit & Asses Up

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It’s all about tits and ass this week! So bust out that slutty top, those short shorts and show off your assets.

*** please note that trail is A to far B so may want to plan accordingly, but hares will have a vehicle to bring folks back to A after circle for those not going to on-after at Mimi’s, or if you want to grab your vehicle to take to Mimi’s*

Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 pack, flashlight and whistle

When: Thursday, July 10th, 2014. 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go!

Theme: T & A (Tits & Ass)!

Hare and Co-Hares: Tits Don’t Fit & Asses Up

Beer Hare: Jewy Jewy Gang Bang

Start: Armstrong Park, N. Rampart St  (St Phillip St. side)

Pre-Lube Location: Lafitte’s Blacksmith, 941 Bourbon St. NOLA 70116

On-After Location:  Mimi’s in the Marigny, 2601 Royal St. NOLA 70117

Dog Friendly?: Yes

Dry Bag or Special Gear Needed? nerp

Hash Announcements!

Voodoo Monkey IV – Save the Date! November 21-23

Voodoo Happi Coats – Want a nifty Purple and Black Voodoo Happi Coat to put your patches on? We are taking pre-orders now for the next order of coats (we need a minimum of 12) $40 cash only paid in advance. See Under Cummer for more info. (sizes are Asian so definitely try on someone’s to get a good idea of sizing).

New Orleans RDR – August 8 -10th http://nolareddress.com/ price goes up on the 1st of each month!

Alabama Interhash (August 29-31st) https://www.facebook.com/events/284780841684147/?fref=ts

DC RDR – October 11th rego is up on hashspace!

CSH3 Jazz Funeral – Save the Date, October 17-19, 2014

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Trail #377 -American Sparkle Party 2nd Anal! ANTaphylactic Cock (aka Sparkles), Conjugal Visitor (aka G.I. Glitterpants), and Retardis (aka The Doctor of Obeericare)

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FREEDOM!!!!!  Get your Freedom right here!  Put on some muthafuckin red white and blue muthafucka, and get ready to get some government subsidized sparkles all up in your shit.  There might even be an extention of Unumsoberment(BN) to help the working woman/man get back on their feet.  Freedom doesn’t quit after trail is over so don’t be afraid to bring a little more than a six pack to this one.

 A to B trail, but it is easily walkable.

Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 pack, flashlight and whistle

When: Thursday,July 3rd, 2014. 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go!

Theme: American Sparkle Party 2nd Anal

Hare and Co-Hares: ANTaphylactic Cock (aka Sparkles), Conjugal Visitor (aka G.I. Glitterpants), and Retardis (aka The Doctor of Obeericare)

Beer Hare: Ridin’ Bloody

Start:  Mick’s (Bienville and N. Bernadotte)

Pre-Lube Location: Mick’s Irish Pub, 4801 Bienville, NOLA 70119

On-After Location: America  (and/or Mick’s)

Dog Friendly?: Yes

Dry Bag or Special Gear Needed? No shiggy

 

Hash Announcements!

Voodoo Hareraising – Tuesday, July 1st at noon for dates in August & September. First cum, first serve once dates at noon that day, will post on fb as dates are taken. You may email or post on the fb thread to call dibs on a date. Any questions, talk to Texticle Teaser (or email voodoohash@gmail.com)

Voodoo Monkey  IV – Save the Date! November 21-23

Voodoo Happi Coats – Want a nifty Purple and  Black Voodoo Happi Coat to put your patches on? We are taking pre-orders now for the next order of coats (we need a minimum of 12) $40 cash only paid in advance. See Under Cummer for  more info. (sizes are Asian so definitely try on someone’s to get a good idea of sizing).

Voodoo Red Skirt Run Hare (8/7/14) Selection – July 1st, 2014. Interested hares please contact Texticle Teaser or email voodoohash@gmail.com

New Orleans RDR – August 8 -10th http://nolareddress.com/ price goes up on the 1st of each month!

Alabama Interhash (August 29-31st)  https://www.facebook.com/events/284780841684147/?fref=ts

DC RDR – October 11th rego is up on hashspace!

CSH3 Jazz Funeral – Save the Date, October 17-19, 2014

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Trail # 376 – Hash House Heroes! I Cum From a Clam Down Under (Virgin Lay), Asses Up!, No Cuntroll, Busted in BangCock (Virgin Lay)

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Hashers, the Crescent City needs your help! It’s time to dawn some uniforms and save the citizens from sobriety. And not just any old happy coats, either, but all our favorite saturday morning cartoon heroes! So bring out your Deadpools and don’t forget to bring a 6-er of super-serum.

 

Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 pack, flashlight and whistle

When: Thursday, June 26, 2014. 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go!

Theme:Hash House Heroes

Hare and Co-Hares: I Cum From a Clam Down Under (Virgin Lay), Asses Up!, No Cuntroll, Busted in BangCock (Virgin Lay)

Beer Hare:TBD

Start:  6th & Saratoga at the cemetery

Pre-Lube Location: Igor’s , 2133 St. Charles Ave, New Orleans LA

On-After Location: TBA

Dog Friendly?: Yes

Dry Bag or Special Gear Needed? Dry bag might be useful.

 

Hash Announcements!

Voodoo Hareraising – Tuesday, July 1st at noon for dates in August & September. First cum, first serve once dates at noon that day, will post on fb as dates are taken. You may email or post on the fb thread to call dibs on a date. Any questions, talk to Texticle Teaser (or email voodoohash@gmail.com)

Voodoo Monkey  IV – Save the Date! November 21-23

Voodoo Happi Coats – Want a nifty Purple and  Black Voodoo Happi Coat to put your patches on? We are taking pre-orders now for the next order of coats (we need a minimum of 12) $40 cash only paid in advance. See Under Cummer for  more info. (sizes are Asian so definitely try on someone’s to get a good idea of sizing).

Voodoo Red Skirt Run Hare (8/7/14) Selection – July 1st, 2014. Interested hares please contact Texticle Teaser or email voodoohash@gmail.com

New Orleans RDR – August 8 -10th http://nolareddress.com/ price goes up on the 1st of each month!

Alabama Interhash (August 29-31st)  https://www.facebook.com/events/284780841684147/?fref=ts

DC RDR – October 11th rego is up on hashspace!

CSH3 Jazz Funeral – Save the Date, October 17-19, 2014

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Trail # 375 – Do Whatcha Wanna! White Girl Wasted

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Wear your racist shit, break in those new shoes, fill the casket with lime-a-rita or whatever else ppl told you not to bring, walk if you feel like it, and rage against the rules!  Do whatcha wanna!

Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 pack, flashlight and whistle

When: Thursday, June 19, 2014. 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go!

Theme: Do Whatcha You Wanna

Hare and Co-Hares: White Girl Wasted

Beer Hare: Intents to Pee

Start: Cooter Brown’s, 509 S. Carrollton Ave, NOLA 70118

Pre-Lube Location: Cooter Brown’s

On-After Location: Cooter Brown’s

Dog Friendly?: Yes

Dry Bag or Special Gear Needed? Just flashlight and whistle, or if you wanna just fend for yourself without either.

 

Hash Announcements!

Voodoo HareraisingTuesday, July 1st at noon for dates in August & September. First cum, first serve once dates at noon that day, will post on fb as dates are taken. You may email or post on the fb thread to call dibs on a date. Any questions, talk to Texticle Teaser (or email voodoohash@gmail.com)

Voodoo Monkey  IV – Save the Date! November 21-23

Voodoo Happi Coats – Want a nifty Purple and  Black Voodoo Happi Coat to put your patches on? We are taking pre-orders now for the next order of coats (we need a minimum of 12) $40 cash only paid in advance. See Under Cummer for  more info. (sizes are Asian so definitely try on someone’s to get a good idea of sizing).

Voodoo Red Skirt Run Hare (8/7/14) Selection – July 1st, 2014. Interested hares please contact Texticle Teaser or email voodoohash@gmail.com

CSH3 –  Trail on Saturday June 21st, 2014. See FB for more information.

New Orleans RDR – August 8 -10th http://nolareddress.com/ price goes up on the 1st of each month!

DC RDR – October 11th rego is up on hashspace!

CSH3 Jazz Funeral – Save the Date, October 17-19, 2014

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Trail # 374 -What You Want To Be When You Grow Up! Meowschwitz & Cummissioner Hard-On

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Did you want to check over richer people’s bank accounts, or mow the lawn?  Is selling popcorn at the baseball game your dream career?  We didn’t think so!  Cum on out dressed as whatever it was you wanted to be when you ‘grew up’.  Did you want to be a fire-fighter?  Did you want to be a race car passenger?  Come show us your childhood asspirations.  Show us right meow.

Flashlight mandatory, we will be on unlit streets.

Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 pack, flashlight and whistle

When: Thursday, June 12, 2014. 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go!

Theme: What You Want To Be When You Grow Up!

Hare and Co-Hares: Meowschwitz and Cummissioner Hard-On

Beer Hare: Grand Opening

Start: Zoo Drive and South Avenue. (The parking lot of the zoo)

Pre-Lube Location: TBA

On-After Location: Little Tokoyo, 1340 S Carrollton Ave, NOLA 70118

Dog Friendly?: Yes, but probably not on-after

 

Hash Announcements!

Voodoo Monkey  IV – Save the Date! November 21-23

Voodoo Happi Coats – Want a nifty Purple and  Black Voodoo Happi Coat to put your patches on? We are taking pre-orders now for the next order of coats (we need a minimum of 12) $40 cash only paid in advance. See Under Cummer for  more info. (sizes are Asian so definitely try on someone’s to get a good idea of sizing).

Voodoo Red Skirt Run Hare (8/7/14) Selection – July 1st, 2014. Interested hares please contact Texticle Teaser or email voodoohash@gmail.com

CSH3 – Social on Friday 13, 2014 at Warehouse Grille, Trail on Saturday June 21st, 2014. See FB for more information.

New Orleans RDR – August 8 -10th http://nolareddress.com/ price goes up on the 1st of each month!

DC RDR – October 11th rego is up on hashspace!

CSH3 Jazz Funeral – Save the Date, October 17-19, 2014

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