The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 364 – Suburbia! Pitcher’s Mounds

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We’re headed to the land of Cul-de-Sacs and meticulously manicured lawns. Come dressed as your best Donna Reed, Beaver Cleaver, or just bring your best Kennerbrah.

Bring: $1 (no coins please), six pack, flashlight & whistle

Date: Thursday April 3, 2014, 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go!

Theme: Suburbia!

Start: 1125-1145 Lakeshore Dr. , New Orleans LA 70124

Hare and Co-Hares: Pitcher’s Mounds

Beer Hare: Meowschwitz

Pre-Lube Location: Parlays, 870 Harrison Ave, New Orleans, LA 70124

On-After Location: Parlays

Dog Friendly?: Yes

Hash Announcements!

Coonass H3 – Saturday, April 5th Superheroes Hash www.coonassh3.com

Texas Interhash – This weekend in Houston. http://h4.org/txih2014/

Flip Your Sister Hash – April 12th http://www.gch3.org/

Pensacola RDR – May 30-June
1st. http://survivorh3.com/?page_id=404

New Orleans RDR – August 8 -10th http://nolareddress.com/

DC RDR  - October 11th rego is up on hashspace!

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Trail # 358 – Wal-Martians! Grand Opening & Filet Me Lay Me (Birthday Trail!)

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What do you miss most about camping out?  Civilization!!!  And who is more civilized than the denizens of  Wal-Mart?  Cum as your favorite Wal-Martian.  Don’t forget your tails and mullets!! *this will primarily be a pub crawl to pre-lube campout and to celebrate Filet Me’s Birthday!

Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 pack, flashlight & whistle

Date: Thursday, March 27th, 2014 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm GO!

Theme:  Wal-Martians — craziest / tackiest get-up you can find.  Don’t forget your tails and mullets!

Start: 400 Esplanade Ave, New Orleans, LA by the Old New Orleans Mint

Hares: Grand Opening & Filet Me Lay Me (Birthday Trail!)

Beer Hare: 99 Problems

Prelube: Checkpoint Charlie’s, 501 Esplanade Ave.

On After: Checkpoint Charlie’s

Dog Friendly?: No

Hash Announcements:

Voodoo Campout – Some spots still available! Giant Twister! Jello wrestling! Hash Olympics! Beer Mile! Beer and food! Rego is only $79  http://www.voodoohash.com/voodoo-campout-2014/

If you are interested in haring a trail for campout please email Texticle Teaser at voodoohash@gmail.com

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Trail #357 -”The Stabbin’ Cabin” Bearly Blue, Angry Lesbian Tuna Beard, Asses Up, Tits Don’t Fit, Drilling Me Softly

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Bearly Blue’s last VoodooH3 trail before the enlistment in the US Navy, As his goal career was started 1962 Vietnam, this trail will be done Vietnam War style. There will be booby traps on trail, not with spiked bamboo spikes but with glitter and paint. If you are glitter bombed or painted by circle, you’re gonna drink for it. So stay frosty and eyes out, danger close!

This trail is high risk-high reward, the shortest route will also be dirtiest and wettest, the longest route will be safe and dry, but we won’t mark which is which.

If the trail goes on the sidewalk, chances are it’s the Turkey. If it goes through water, chances are it’s the Eagle.

Keep your ditty bags(drybag with hygienic items and change of clothes) STRAC(squared away and handy), this’ll be a dirty one. You WILL be getting wet. You MUST bring waterproof flashlight and whistle. Ka-bar or other self-defense means is recommended. Have a shower buddy ready.

Bring: $1 (no coins please), six pack , flashlight & whistle. Dry bag with change of clothes is necessary!

Date: Thursday, March 20, 2014 6:30 pm meet, Hares away at 6:45 pm, Hounds at 7:15 pm. (Hares are requesting an additional 15 minutes to lay trail)

Theme: “The Stabbin’ Cabin”-Devils with Rainbow Faces. Run in your cheap skivvies(underwear) and/ or camo!

Start: 1051 Filmore Ave. , New Orleans, LA 70124 The Pavilion(end of Motherload’s tutu trail)

Hares: Bearly Blue, Angry Lesbian Tuna Beard, Asses Up, Tits Don’t Fit, Drilling Me Softly

Beer Hare: Sir Yacksalot

Prelube: Parlay’s Bar, 870 Harrison Avenue

On After: Parlay’s Bar, 870 Harrison Avenue

Dog Friendly?: No

Hash Announcements:

Voodoo Campout – Some spots still available! Giant Twister! Jello wrestling! Hash Olympics! Beer Mile! Beer and food!  http://www.voodoohash.com/voodoo-campout-2014/

If you are interested in haring a trail for campout please email Texticle Teaser at voodoohash@gmail.com

This weekend! March 21st -23rd, 2014 GCH3 600th Hash! Capped at 100 people. For more information http://www.gch3.org/600th-hash.html

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Trail #356 – Every Girl Needs Multiples! Texticle Teaser, Woody Poker Her, Pitcher’s Mounds

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The next few days is filled with holidays that promote some of the hares favorite things murder,pie,  steak, blowjobs and playing with the Irish. So come in your kilts, togas, meat costumes or hell just hash gear and get your run in now because it is unlikely you will be sober enough for one this weekend.

*Just found out that there is no block party at Parasol’s and Tracey’s on Thursday so parking should not be a problem.

Bring: $1 (no coins please), six pack , flashlight & whistle.

Date: Thursday, March 13, 2014 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go!

Theme: St. Pat’s, Pi Day, Steak & BJ Day and Ides of March

Start: Camp St. & Felicity St. , New Orleans LA

Hares: Texticle Teaser, Woody Poke Her & Pitcher’s Mounds

Beer Hare: Fisty Cunt

Prelube: Half Moon Bar, 1125 St. Mary St. New Orleans

On After: Half Moon Bar

Dog Friendly?: Yes

Hash Announcements:

Voodoo Campout – Save the Date! March 28th – 30th. Rego is up!  http://www.voodoohash.com/voodoo-campout-2014/

If you are interested in haring a trail for campout please email Texticle Teaser at voodoohash@gmail.com

March 21st -23rd, 2014 GCH3 600th Hash! Capped at 100 people. For more information http://www.gch3.org/600th-hash.html

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Trail # 355 – All of Your Now Useless Throws! Motherload

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It’s post Mardi Gras and you took your break for Ash Wednesday, now it’s time to get back in the saddle and train for the next adventure, St. Patrick’s Day. Until then let’s say a fare the well to Mardi Gras and pull out your bling for one last hurrah!

Campout Rego goes up this week! So pay now for the cheapest price!

Bring: $1 (no coins please), six pack , flashlight & whistle.

Date: Thursday, March 6, 2014 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go!

Theme: All of Your Now Useless Throws

Start: Corner of Harrison Ave and Wisner Blvd, New Orleans, LA 70122

Hares: Motherload

Beer Hare: S.L.U.T/TBA

Prelube: Bayou Beer Garden, 326 N. Jefferson Davis Parkway, New Orleans, LA 70119

On After: Bayou Beer Garden

Dog Friendly?: Unknown

Hash Announcements:

Hareraising for April & May dates will occur March 11th @ 11 am. First Cum, First Served. Dates posted on FB @ 11am and you can post to call a date or email voodoohash@gmail.com if FB is unavailable.

Voodoo Campout – Save the Date! March 28th – 30th. Rego is up! Price goes up after March 6th! http://www.voodoohash.com/voodoo-campout-2014/

If you are interested in haring a trail for campout please email Texticle Teaser at voodoohash@gmail.com

March 21st -23rd, 2014 GCH3 600th Hash! Capped at 100 people. For more information http://www.gch3.org/600th-hash.html

 

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