The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 459 – Hanukkah Hash! Retardis, Jewy Jewy Gang Bang, Clitoria’s Secret

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Alas, the festival of lights is upon us. The time to reflect on the miracle visited upon the Maccabees. While rising up against Greek oppression, oil, only enough to burn for one day, burned for eight and….

Y’all don’t really care. We’re gonna drink manischewitz, spin dreidels, and make it hail gelt. Grab your Yarlmulke is time for the Hanukkah Hash!

Bring: $1 (no coins please),  a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle.

Date: Thursday, December 10, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go!

Theme: Hanukkah Hash

Hares (s)Retardis, Jewy Jewy Gang Bang, Clitoria’s Secret

Beer Hare: TBA

StartVerret’s Lounge 1738 Washington Ave, New Orleans, LA 70113

Prelube: Verret’s Lounge

On-After: Verret’s Lounge

Dog/Stroller Friendly?: Yes

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? nope

Any specific info the pack may need? Nope

Approximate True Trail Length (does not include YBFs, checks etc):  Not all that long

Hash Announcements

Hashmas & Voodoo MM Erections – Potluck Hashmas Party & Voodoo Erections Wednesday, December 9th, 6:30 pm – 9:30 pm Rusty Nail. See event page on the Voodoo FB for more information.

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Trail # 458 – Artsy Fartsy! Texticle Teaser, Urine Circle & Cockness Monster

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There are some lovely art things in the city, some good, some bad and some are complete crap! So come as your favorite artist or as a one of those artsy fartsy art critics while we tour some of the local art scene!

Bring: $1 (no coins please),  a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle, multiple beer stops so extra beer might be good.

Date: Thursday, December 3, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go!

Theme: Artsy Fartsy

Hares (s): Texticle Teaser, Urine Circle & Cockness Monster

Beer Hare: Just Alexis

Start: Coliseum Square, Camp St between Terpsicore & Melpomene St, New Orleans, LA 70130

Prelube: Courtyard Brewery, 1020 Erato St, New Orleans LA 70130

On-After: Down the Hatch, 1921 Sophie Wright Place, New Orleans, LA 70130

Dog/Stroller Friendly?: Yes, but must be leashed

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Mild Shiggy, shouldn’t need a dry bag unless you’re a spaz

Any specific info the pack may need? Flashlight, it is dark out now, and maybe some extra beverages will have 2 beer stops.

Approximate True Trail Length (does not include YBFs, checks etc): under 4 miles, A to A+

Hash Announcements

Awards Night! – Hash awards to be given out in circle so if you are due something cum out!

Voodoo MM Erections – Nominations are due this upcoming Sunday! Please send nominations (can be self) to undercummer@gmail.com . More info on requirements here Voodoo MM Voting Information

Hashmas & Voodoo MM Erections – Potluck Hashmas Party & Voodoo Erections Wednesday, December 9th, 6:30 pm – 9:30 pm Rusty Nail. See event page on the Voodoo FB for more information.

NOH3 Christmas Party – 8 pm – 11 pm, Southern Yacht Club, dressy $20. See NOH3 FB for more info

GCH3 – Trail Saturday, Dec 5, 12:30 pm more info at http://www.gch3.org/
Biloxi H3 – Trail Sunday, Dec 6 at 1 pm more info here https://www.facebook.com/events/961711653883939/

 

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Trail #457 Pilgrims & Injuns! Analversary! Cum Muter & Came Upon Me

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Come dressed as your favorite Pilgrim or Indian or any other Thanksgiving wear that you can think of!

Bring: $1 (no coins please),  a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle.

Date: Thursday, November 26, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go!

Theme: Pilgrims & Injuns

Hares (s): Cum Muter & Came Upon Me

Beer Hare: NFBH

Start: IME’s House, 6066 General Diaz, New Orleans LA 70124

Prelube: IME’s House

On-After: IME’s House

Dog/Stroller Friendly?: NOPE

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Mild Shiggy, shouldn’t need a dry bag unless you’re a spaz

Any specific info the pack may need?

Approximate True Trail Length (does not include YBFs, checks etc): under 3 miles, A to A

Hash Announcements

Hashgiving – Potluck & BYOB Hashgiving on November 26th. See FB event for more details!

Hashmas & Voodoo MM Erections – Potluck Hashmas Party & Voodoo Erections December 9th. More details to cum.

 

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Trail #456- The Hash Goes to Fat Camp! Petrified Wood, In the Kitchen, Jackrophiliac & What’s Warm

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It’s almost Turkey Day, so all you roly-poly hashers need to get out to the Bywater and lose some weight at Fat Camp beforehand. Dress up as your favorite junk food (you are what ya eat) or in your best summer camp attire and get ready to RUN and pretend like you actually give a fuck about your health. There will be several Turkey-Eagle splits, and some direction for the walkers to not get too lost. Be sure to keep your eyes peeled for hidden ‘contraband’ in the form of trans fats and high fructose corn syrup as you follow the trail of counselors Petrified Wood and Fat Camp graduate In the Kitchen, accompanied in the buddy-system tradition by Jackrophiliac and What’s Warm.

Bring: $1 (no coins please),  a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle.

Date: Thursday, November 19, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go!

Theme: The Hash Goes to Fat Camp

Hares (s): Petrified Wood, In the Kitchen,  Jackrophiliac & What’s Warm

Beer Hare: Snatch Shot

Start:Bar Redux, 801 Poland Ave, New Orleans 70117

Prelube: Bar Redux

On-After: Bar Redux

Dog/Stroller Friendly?: Ish

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Flashlight, whistle, appetite

Any specific info the pack may need?  There will be Turkey Eagles and a super boring ‘Walking trail’

Approximate True Trail Length (does not include YBFs, checks etc): 5 miles

Hash Announcements

Hashgiving – Potluck & BYOB Hashgiving on November 26th. See FB event for more details!

Hashmas & Voodoo MM Erections – Potluck Hashmas Party & Voodoo Erections December 9th. More details to cum.

NOH3 Hashgiving & Erections – November 22nd, see NOH3 FB for more details.

 

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Pastor and TWoT say On-On in NYC!

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Because we can. RU?

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