The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail #397 – Amish Rumspringa! Just Jimmy, No Cuntroll & possible Mystery Hare

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AMISH GONE WILD!

Time to let loose boys and girls, and leave behind your dark clothing, horse drawn carriages and lack of electricity! It’s Amish Rumspringa Time! So come join Just Jimmy & No Cuntroll and let them show you how the “English” party or forever be Amish.

Bring: a dollar (no coins please), six pack, flashlight, whistle

Date: Thursday, November 13, 2014, 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm hares away!

Theme: Amish Rumspringa!

Hares: Just Jimmy, No Cuntroll & a possible mystery hare

Beer Hare: Under the Red Hot Poon

Start:  Harmony St & Magazine St behind Balcony Bar

Prelube: Ignatius Eatery, 3121 Magazine St, NOLA 70115 (happy hour 4-7 pm $2 cocktails)

On-After: Rendezvous Tavern, 3101 Magazine St, NOLA 70115

Dog Friendly: Yes

Dry bag etc needed?: No

Hash Announcements

Hareraising -The next hare raising will be Wednesday, November 12 @ noon for dates in December and January. Dates are first cum, first serve.  Will list available dates on the Voodoo FB and you may call dibs on a date by either posting on thread or by email voodoohash@gmail.com. Will update as dates are taken. Virgins welcome but require an experienced co-hare to take their cherry. Got questions, talk to Texticle Teaser or email voodoohash@gmail.com (thanks to all our hares!)

Orphan Thanksgiving – November 27th, details TBA. If you would like to help plan please contact Texticle Teaser

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Trail # 396 – Suburban Stereotypes! Cooter Webs & Dead Cell

 

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We are venturing out of the metro New Orleans area into the scary land of minivans, soccer moms, cookie cutter houses and 2.5 kids. Welcome to Suburbia! So put on your apron or letterman jacket and come as your favorite  surburban stereotype, anywhere from Stepford Wives to Jaime Kennedy!

(DD and carpooling always a good idea)

Bring: a dollar (no coins please), six pack, flashlight, whistle

Date: Thursday, November 6, 2014, 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm hares away!

Theme: Suburban Stereotypes!

Hares: Cooter Webs & Dead Cell

Beer Hare: Shitty Titties

Start:  Don Carter Bowling Lanes, 3640 Williams Blvd., Kenner LA 70065

Prelube: Laketown Bar & Grill, 4041 Williams Blvd, Kenner LA 70065

On-After: Tarpon Joe’s, 2205 David Dr, Metairie LA 70003

Dog Friendly: Yes

Dry bag etc needed?: Shiggy socks advisable, DD is always a good idea.

Hash Announcements

Hareraising -The next hare raising will be Wednesday, November 12 @ noon for dates in December and January. Dates are first cum, first serve.  Will list available dates on the Voodoo FB and you may call dibs on a date by either posting on thread or by email voodoohash@gmail.com. Will update as dates are taken. Virgins welcome but require an experienced co-hare to take their cherry. Got questions, talk to Texticle Teaser or email voodoohash@gmail.com

Orphan Thanksgiving – November 27th, details TBA. If you would like to help plan please contact Texticle Teaser

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Trail # 395 – Anal Black Dress Run! TidyBowl Man and Mystery Hare

 

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After surviving Halloween night cum celebrate by putting on your pretty little black dress and drinking a few beers. BLACK DRESS IS MANDATORY!

Bring: A dollar (no coins please), 6 pack, whistle and  a flash light and definitely wear your  black dress.

Date: Saturday, November,1 2014, 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm hares away!

Theme: Black Dress Run!

Hares: TidyBowl Man & Mystery Hare

Beer Hare: tbd

Start:  Whitney Bank 3311 Canal St, New Orleans LA 70119

Prelube: Holy Ground Pub, 3340 Canal St, New Orleans, LA 70119

On-After: Finn McCool’s

Dog Friendly: No

Dry bag: Probably

Hash AnnouncementsHareraising: The next hare raising will be Wednesday, November 12 @ noon for dates in December and January. Dates are first cum, first serve.  Will list available dates on the Voodoo FB and you may call dibs on a date by either posting on thread or by email voodoohash@gmail.com. Will update as dates are taken. Virgins welcome but require an experienced co-hare to take their cherry. Got questions, talk to Texticle Teaser or email voodoohash@gmail.com
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Trail #394 – Dias de los Muertos: Viventes! I Cum From a Clam Down Under, Bearly Blue, InTents to Pee and No Cunt-Troll

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Dias de los Muertos: Viventes!

De los conejos infames que te trajo “El Superhéroe Hash”, “Vietnam del Camino”, Hammer Town y la sonrisa en la cara de Pussy Whisker.
Ahora hemos hecho el Hash de más allá de infierno. Cráneo pintura fresca, use su mejor atuendo funeral, y no se olvide de sus bebidas de color de caléndula. Pero dejar el holocausto en casa.

(“From the infamous rabbits that brought you “The Superhero Hash” , “Vietnam’s Trail,” Hammer Town and the smile on the face Pussy Whisker. We have now made ​​the Hash from beyond hell. Fresh skull paint, use your best funeral attire, and do not forget your drinks marigold color. But leaving the burnt offering home.)

Bring: un dollar Americana (no pesos por favor), cervesas & tequila, flashlight, whistle, and an offering so you don’t get carted off by devils.

Date: Thursday, October 30th, 2014, 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm hares away!

Theme: Dias de los Muertos: Viventes!

Hares: I Cum From a Clam Down Under, Bearly Blue, InTents to Pee and No Cunt-Troll

Beer Hare: tbd

Start:  5225 Canal Street, New Orleans, LA 70119

Prelube: Mizado Cocina,  5080 Pontchartrain Blvd (for happy hour drink specials 3-6pm and facepainting by the lovely staff)

On-After: Mizado Cocina. They close at 11pm, so anyone acting a fool will get cuerno para tus ojos. Further blasphemy will be committed there after.

Dog Friendly: As long as it doesn’t shit on any graves and get us cursed. Mixing santaria and voodoo is dangerous business.

Dry bag: not needed

This week is a double header!

Trail # 395 – Anal Black Dress Run! TidyBowl Man and Mystery Hare

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After surviving Halloween night cum celebrate by putting on your pretty little black dress and drinking a few beers. BLACK DRESS IS MANDATORY!

Bring: A dollar (no coins please), 6 pack, whistle and  a flash light and definitely wear your  black dress.

Date: Saturday, November,1 2014, 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm hares away!

Theme: Black Dress Run!

Hares: TidyBowl Man & Mystery Hare

Beer Hare: tbd

Start:  Whitney Bank 3311 Canal St, New Orleans LA 70119

Prelube: Holy Ground Pub, 3340 Canal St, New Orleans, LA 70119

On-After: Finn McCool’s

Dog Friendly: No

Dry bag: Probably

Hash AnnouncementsHareraising: The next hare raising will be Wednesday, November 12 @ noon for dates in December and January. Dates are first cum, first serve.  Will list available dates on the Voodoo FB and you may call dibs on a date by either posting on thread or by email voodoohash@gmail.com. Will update as dates are taken. Virgins welcome but require an experienced co-hare to take their cherry. Got questions, talk to Texticle Teaser or email voodoohash@gmail.com
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Trail #393 – War of the Worlds! Kiwi Wee Wee, Cockness Monster & Motherload

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War of the Worlds: Attack of the Tripods. An alien invasion has started in New Orleans and your goal is to survive. Tri not to get caught and brutally murdered by these strange, savage, and god like creatures from another world. If caught you will be probed ruthlessly and filled with their strange alien fluids to dissolve you from the inside. Tri to outrun, and outsmart these creatures whose mark of passing looks like lizard tracks. These colossal tri-legged beast are on the hunt to fill human holes like a bowling ball. Tri to avoid there ray guns.

The rules are: Should you get caught you will have to down a beer/shoot/or other liquids before continuing on to the safety zones. Getting caught means either catching you or spray you with our ray guns.

(Hareraiser note: Things may be spewing so may not want to wear that vintage irreplaceable hash shirt if it’s a concern)

Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 pk of what you are drinking or more, flashlight, whistle.

Date: Thursday, October23, 2014. 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm GO!

Theme: War of the Worlds

Hares: Kiwi Wee Wee, Cockness Monster, Motherload

Beer Hare: Cooter Webs

Start: 7538 Maple St, NOLA 70118

Pre-Lube: Bruno’s, 7538 Maple St.

On-After: Madigan’s, 800 S. Carrollton Ave, NOLA 70118

Dog Friendly?: Not in bars but should be fine for trail

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? No

Hash Announcements:

Voodoo Monkey IV –Rego is closed!  November 21-23  https://www.facebook.com/events/1452387721695199/
Regoes for sale on the Facebook Event.

Voodoo Happi Coats – Want a nifty Purple and Black Voodoo Happi Coat to put your patches on? We are taking pre-orders now for the next order of coats (we need a minimum of 12) $40 cash only paid in advance. See Under Cummer for more info. (sizes are Asian so definitely try on someone’s to get a good idea of sizing).

 

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