The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 449 -Geek Squad / NOLA Tech Week! Fucked By Mapquest, Jackropheliac

computer geeks hash

So it is NOLA Tech Week and who knows more about being fucked by technology than our own Fucked by Mapquest. So cum out in your Geek Squad uniform (black pants, white button down shirt and black tie), or in your favorite tech geek attire. I wonder if that includes bras on the cranium a la Weird Science style?

Either way, cum with beer and be ready for a good time… and hope the hare isn’t relying on Mapquest to scout trail.

Bring: $1 (no coins please),  a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle. Water for you and your pups! Bug spray is always a good idea for them skeeters!

Date: Thursday, October 8, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go!

Theme: Geek Squad / NOLA Tech Week

Hares (s):Fucked By Mapquest, Jackropheliac

Beer Hare: Ur(in)circle

Start: Felicity St and Baronne St (29.938157, -90.079712), New Orleans LA 70113

Prelube: Lucky’s, 1625 St Charles Ave (Marquee Happy Hour for Tech Week Attendees)

On-After: TBD

Dog Friendly: Trail, yes. Bars, no. Take care of your bitches.

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? 

Any specific info the pack may need? 

Approximate True Trail Length (does not include YBFs, checks etc):

 

Hash Announcements

Voodoo MM Erections – Date TBA but at the holiday party in December, so if you are interested in running start talking to MM about position descriptions etc.

Looking to travel hash? Here are some going ons that are close by.

Biloxi H3 Revival Trail – October 3rd, 3 pm  https://www.facebook.com/events/1624335807833691/

Texas Crab Hash – October 2-4, for more info go to http://www.texascrabhash.com/

If you got the weekend and like camping there is a 2nd Louisiana Joint Campout October 9-11th. No rego just hashers, trails, camping and booze.  https://www.facebook.com/events/1449759818664399/

Crescent Shiggy H3 Jazz FUNeral – October 23rd – 25, $45 rego. More info here http://www.crescentshiggyh3.org/

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Trail # 448 – Inaugural Pink Dress Run aka the Happy Hooters Hash! Cooter Webs & Saved by the Bush

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Cum one Cum all to take part in the city’s Inaugural PINK DRESS Run!  Don your swankiest Pink dress, skirt, tutu, or pasties (you wankers don’t take the Dress suggestion too literally anyway) and join us!  This will be a charity run benefiting the American Cancer Society for Breast Cancer Education and Awareness where the proceeds from a special patch available for $5 goes to charity!  Let’s Pink out the city and kick off Breast Cancer Awareness Month!

happy hooters patch

 

Also Awards Night! So if you think you are due something it’s a good time to show up! Check the run tallies on the right to see where you’re at!

Bring: $1 (no coins please) and an extra $5 for a patch/donate to the American Cancer Society, a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle. Water for you and your pups! Bug spray is always a good idea for them skeeters!

Date: Thursday, October 1, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go!

Theme: Inaugural Pink Dress Run aka the Happy Hooters Hash

Hares (s):Cooter Webs & Saved by the Bush

Beer Hare: Under Cummer – Our Survivor

Start: West End Park, S. Roadway St & W. Roadway St., NOLA 70124

Prelube: Parlay’s, or bring extra beer to start

On-After: Parlay’s, 870 Harrison Ave, New Orleans LA 70124

Dog Friendly: Should be

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? It never hurts!

Any specific info the pack may need? There will be a Turkey/Eagle trail (aka Racist Bastards trail and a Wogger’s trail)

Approximate True Trail Length (does not include YBFs, checks etc): Runners’ trail will be a tad over 5 miles, walkers trail about 3.5 ish miles

 

Hash Announcements

Voodoo Awards! October 1, 2015 Given out at circle cum if you think you are due some swag.

Voodoo MM Erections – Date TBA but at the holiday party in December, so if you are interested in running start talking to MM about position descriptions etc.

Looking to travel hash? Here are some going ons that are close by.

Biloxi H3 Revival Trail – October 3rd, 3 pm  https://www.facebook.com/events/1624335807833691/

Texas Crab Hash – October 2-4, for more info go to http://www.texascrabhash.com/

If you got the weekend and like camping there is a 2nd Louisiana Joint Campout October 9-11th. No rego just hashers, trails, camping and booze. https://www.facebook.com/events/1449759818664399/

Crescent Shiggy H3 Jazz FUNeral – October 23rd – 25, $45 rego. More info here http://www.crescentshiggyh3.org/

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Trail # 447 – Show Your Colours (IRBWC)! KWWW, Tippy Toes, Tit’s Don’t Fit & Cumuter

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Show your colours trail.

Come the hash and come the flour for the time has come to show your truest of true colours.   become part of a global event to handle some balls with your English host Tippy Toes, her Yankee compatriots Tit’s Don’t Fit and Cum Muter and their illegitimate touch-judge.  So don your English whites, your Irish Green.  Support your Eagles in red, white and blue, show us your pink for the Cherry Blossoms, put on your Green & Gold for the Wallabies or put on all Black for the… uhhh All Black’s (I guess some groups just suck at names).  Show your Colours for the World in Union.

Geaux Wallabies. On-On.

Bring: $1 (no coins please), a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle. Water for you and your pups! Bug spray is always a good idea for them skeeters!

Date: Thursday, 24 September 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go!

Theme: Show Your Colours (IRBWC)

Hares (s):KWWW, Tippy Toes, Tit’s Don’t Fit, Cumuter, TBA

Beer Hare: Sir Yacksalot

Start: Banks St & Telemachus St, New Orleans LA 70119

Prelube: Finn McCool’s, 3701 Banks Street, New Orleans LA 70119

On-After: Finn McCool’s

Dog Friendly: Yeah, I think so.

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Don’t think so

Any specific info the pack may need? Rugby knowledge helpful

Approximate True Trail Length: Under 4 miles (keep in mind this does not include checks, falses etc)

Hash Announcements

Voodoo MM Erections – Date TBA but at the holiday party in December, so if you are interested in running start talking to MM about position descriptions etc.

Looking to travel hash? Here are some going ons that are close by.

Biloxi H3 Revival Trail – October 3rd, 3 pm  https://www.facebook.com/events/1624335807833691/

If you got the weekend and like camping there is a 2nd Louisiana Joint Campout October 9-11th. No rego just hashers, trails, camping and booze. https://www.facebook.com/events/1449759818664399/

Crescent Shiggy H3 Jazz FUNeral – October 23rd – 25, $45 rego. More info here http://www.crescentshiggyh3.org/

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Trail # 446 – Trail of Tales, Storybook Characters! Texticle Teaser & Imagine My Erection

story book

Reading is fundamental! So cum dressed as your favorite storybook character be it a cat in the hat, your favorite princess or a bear with an ungodly obsession with honey!

True trail is just shy of 5 miles, expect mild shiggy and make sure to bring your flashlight! Fleshlight optional.

Bring: $1 (no coins please), a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle. Water for you and your pups! Bug spray is always a good idea for them skeeters!

Date: Thursday September 17, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go!

Theme: Trail of Tales, Storybook Characters!

Hares (s):Texticle Teaser & Imagine My Erection

Beer Hare: Just Natalie

Start: N Jefferson Davis Pkwy, between Canal St and Iberville by the flags, New Orleans, LA 70119

Prelube: Holy Ground Irish Pub, 3340 Canal St, New Orleans, LA 70119

On-After:Bayou Beer Garden, 326 N Jefferson Davis Pkwy, New Orleans, LA 70119

Dog Friendly: Mostly, may be one area you would have to go around.

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Some dry shiggy and bring a flashlight.

Any specific info the pack may need? True trail is 5 miles or less.

Hash Announcements

Voodoo Monkey VSeptember 18-20, 2015 in New Orleans! Rego is up! 69 wankers have already regoed at the cheapest rate so get in before the price goes up again! Hash hotel info has been posted on the event page, email voodoohash@gmail.com if you need to be added or get a fellow wanker on the event page to add you!  http://www.voodoohash.com/voodoo-monkey-v-2015/

 

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Trail # 445 – Black and Gold! Clitoria’s Secret & Shitler’s List


keep calm football season

It’s that time of a year where men run around in tight pants, put their hands between each others thighs, making awesome cuddle piles while spectators cheer them on!

Bring: $1 (no coins please), a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle. Water for you and your pups! Bug spray is always a good idea for them skeeters!

Date: Thursday September 10, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go!

Theme: Black and Gold

Hares (s): Clitoria’s Secret&  Shitler’s List

Beer Hare: Jewy Jewy Gang Bang

Start:Washington Ave and Baronne St, NOLA 70115

Prelube: Verret’s Lounge, 1738 Washington Ave, NOLA 70115

On-After:Verret’s Lounge

Dog Friendly: Yes

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? No shiggy, bring the bitches!

Any specific info the pack may need? 

Hash Announcements

Voodoo Monkey VSeptember 18-20, 2015 in New Orleans! Rego is up! 69 wankers have already regoed at the cheapest rate so get in before the price goes up again! Hash hotel info has been posted on the event page, email voodoohash@gmail.com if you need to be added or get a fellow wanker on the event page to add you!  http://www.voodoohash.com/voodoo-monkey-v-2015/

Mobile Red Dress Run – September 11-13 go here for more info http://www.gch3.org/mobilerdr.html

 

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