The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 373 – 2nd Anal Life Aquatic Hash! Pussy Whisker, Scouts on Her, Intents to Pee, Kiwiwiwi

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 We want you to join our team. The team Zissou team! Get your red caps, your red speedos’ and  your blue track suits ready.  And any interns (Virgins)  you’re willing to  trade  to pirates  for the freedom  of your crew should  we sail through  restricted territory. Your campari to drink with  your crew  or  champagne to celebrate. Whatever you do, don’t lose  your esteban!

 

Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 pack, flashlight and whistle

When: Thursday, June 5, 2014. 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go!

Theme: 2nd Anal Life Aquatic Hash

Hare and Co-Hares: Pussy Whisker, Scouts on Her, Intents to Pee, Kiwiwiwi

Beer Hare: Bearly Blue

Start: Stalling Park at Laharpe and Paul Morphy St.

Pre-Lube Location: TBA

On-After Location: Seahorse Saloon, 1648 Gentilly Blvd, NOLA 70119

Dog Friendly?: Yes, but probably not on-after

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail?  I would recommend it. Ya never know when and where the hares will get you wet.

Hash Announcements!

Voodoo Monkey  IV – Save the Date! November 21-23

Voodoo Happi Coats – Want a nifty Purple and Black Voodoo Happi Coat to put your patches on? We are taking pre-orders now for the next order of coats (we need a minimum of 12) $40 cash only paid in advance. See Under Cummer for more info. (sizes are Asian so definitely try on someone’s to get a good idea of sizing).

Voodoo Red Skirt Run Hare (8/7/14) Selection – July 1st, 2014. Interested hares please contact Texticle Teaser or email voodoohash@gmail.com

New Orleans RDR – August 8 -10th http://nolareddress.com/ price goes up on the 1st of each month!

DC RDR – October 11th rego is up on hashspace!

CSH3 Jazz Funeral – Save the Date, October 17-19, 2014

 

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Trail # 372 – Wild West! Cockness Monster & Just Adrienne

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Howdy, Wankers!  Cum Thursday, it will be time to put your dollars in your cock hole and show us what you are really packing, as we throw back to the wild wild west. Bring your best poker faces and be ready to lay your cunts on the table.  Winner take home Poker-her-hot-ass.

Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 pack, flashlight and whistle

When: Thursday, May 29, 2014. 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go!

Theme: Wild West!

Hare and Co-Hares: Cockness Monster & Just Adrienne

Beer Hare: Drilling Me Softly

Start: Carrollton Station, 8140 Willow St., NOLA  70118

Pre-Lube Location: Carrollton Station

On-After Location: Cooter Brown’s, 509 S. Carrollton

Dog Friendly?: Yes

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Nope

Hash Announcements!

Voodoo Erections – Congrats to the new additions to Voodoo MM.

RA: , Clitoria’s Secret,  Motherload, Pussy Whisker & Scout’s On Her

Hash Cash (2 positions): Grand Opening

Webmaster: Grand Opening

Beer Meister & Snack God/Goddess: Came From A Clam Down Under

Hare Raiser: Texticle Teaser

Voodoo Happi Coats – Want a nifty Purple and Black Voodoo Happi Coat to put your patches on? We are taking pre-orders now for the next order of coats (we need a minimum of 12) $40 cash only paid in advance. See Under Cummer for more info. (sizes are Asian so definitely try on someone’s to get a good idea of sizing).

Voodoo Red Skirt Run Hare (8/7/14) Selection – July 1st, 2014. Interested hares please contact Texticle Teaser or email voodoohash@gmail.com

New Orleans RDR – August 8 -10th http://nolareddress.com/ price goes up on the 1st of each month!

Pensacola RDR – May 30-June 1st. http://survivorh3.com/?page_id=404

DC RDR – October 11th rego is up on hashspace!

CSH3 Jazz Funeral – Save the Date, October 17-19, 2014

 

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Trail #371 – No Pants Party! Woody Poke Her, Ridin’ Bloody & Mystery Hare

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Put away your party pants, if you haven’t burned them already; and wring out your liver! this week is a NO PANTS PARTY! wear whatever you want, as long as pants are not involved (and  yes, shorts are considered pants). you’ll have a decent amount of trail to offset the shot stops; and be prepared for a little shiggy. this is an A to A+ trail, so park accordingly.

YOU WILL NEED: your flashlight, whistle, and extra beer; but no pants.

Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 pack, flashlight and whistle, shiggy socks advisable

When: Thursday, May 22, 2014. 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go!

Theme: No Pants Party

Start: 2949 St. Louis St., NOLA, 70119

Hare and Co-Hares: Woody Poke Her, Ridin’ Bloody & Mystery Hare

Beer Hare: Just Krisina

Pre-Lube Location: Pal’s Lounge, 949 N. Rendon St, NOLA 70119

On-After Location: Bayou Beer Garden, 326 N. Jefferson Davis Pkwy, NOLA 70119

Dog Friendly?: Yes

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Some shiggy expected.

Hash Announcements!

Voodoo Erections – Erections this Thursday before Hares away, get your ballot when you pay hash cash (need 25 trails to run, 10 trails to vote). The following hashers are running for positions to see who is on top!

RA(3 positions): ANTaphylactic Cock, Clitoria’s Secret, Doofus White Boy, Motherload, Pussy Whisker & Scout’s On Her

Hash Cash (2 positions): Grand Opening

Webmaster: Grand Opening

Beer Meister & Snack God/Goddess: Came From A Clam Down Under

Hare Raiser: Texticle Teaser

Voodoo Happi Coats – Want a nifty Purple and Black Voodoo Happi Coat to put your patches on? We are taking pre-orders now for the next order of coats (we need a minimum of 12) $40 cash only paid in advance. See Under Cummer for more info. (sizes are Asian so definitely try on someone’s to get a good idea of sizing).

Voodoo Red Skirt Run Hare (8/7/14) Selection – July 1st, 2014. Interested hares please contact Texticle Teaser or email voodoohash@gmail.com

New Orleans RDR – August 8 -10th http://nolareddress.com/ price goes up on the 1st of each month!

Pensacola RDR – May 30-June 1st. http://survivorh3.com/?page_id=404

DC RDR – October 11th rego is up on hashspace!

CSH3 Jazz Funeral – Save the Date, October 17-19, 2014

 

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Trail # 370 – 3rd Anal German Sparkle Party! ReTardis & Conjugal Visitor

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Ja, it zat time of ze year. Ze Gerhmans are cumming and zey are fabulous.

Bring your party pants, rubber boot, and hahahahahaha (creepy laugh). As always, BY SHOWING UP AT THE HASH YOU AGREE TO BE GLITTER BOMBED. If you don’t show up in costume, your are guaranteed to be glitter bombed (and probably champagned) Dog and walker friendly.

Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 pack, flashlight and whistle

Theme: German Sparkle Party

Start: Markey Park by the Playground (Royal between Desire and Piety)

Hare and Co-Hares: ReTARDIS and Conjugal Visitor

Beer Hare: Jizz Rag

Pre-Lube Location: Bud Rips (possible drink specials) 900 Piety St

On-After Location: Country Club, 634 Louisa St., (Ladies night with $3 wells and domestics!)

Dog Friendly?: Yes

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? no, but if you are planning to go to on after, may want to pack a bag accordingly.

 

Hash Announcements!

Voodoo Erections – Interested in running circles and being an RA? Hash Cash? Have some great ideas for Habadashery or want to be Hareraiser? We will be doing Hash Erections on May 23rd, taking self nominations up until May 16th. (need 25 trails to run, 10 trails to vote). More detailed info cumming soon. But any specific questions can be emailed to voodoohash@gmail.com

Voodoo Red Skirt Run Hare (8/7/14)  Selection July 1st, 2014. Interested hares please contact Texticle Teaser or email voodoohash@gmail.com

New Orleans RDR – August 8 -10th http://nolareddress.com/ price goes up on the 1st!

Pensacola RDR – May 30-June 1st. http://survivorh3.com/?page_id=404

DC RDR – October 11th rego is up on hashspace!

CSH3 Jazz Funeral  – Save the Date,  October 17-19, 2014

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Trail #369 – 4th Anal Lebowski Hash! Jizz Rag, Tidy Bowl Man & Clitoria’s Secret

 

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The Dude is back, for a limited time–join Jizz Rag and his cast of wankers on their quest for Caucasians, that rug, and the girl.

Bring: $1 (no coins please), a six pack, flashlight and whistle

Date: Thursday, May 8th 2013, 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm GO!

Theme: The Big Lebowski

Your Cast: Jizz Rag as Walter Sobchak, Clitoria’s Secret as Donnie (hares) and Tidy Bowl Man as The Dude (no, seriously)

Start: Montiero Park, behind Breaux Mart (corner of Camp and Pleasant)

Pre-Lube/On-After: The Bulldog on Magazine (3236 Magazine St.)  http://bulldog.draftfreak.com/

Dog Friendly?: Yes

No dry bag should be needed.

Hash Announcements!

Voodoo Erections – Interested in running circles and being an RA? Hash Cash? Have some great ideas for Habadashery or want to be Hareraiser? We will be doing Hash Erections on May 23rd, taking self nominations up until May 16th. (need 25 trails to run, 10 trails to vote). More detailed info cumming soon. But any specific questions can be emailed to voodoohash@gmail.com

Voodoo Red Skirt Run Hare (8/7/14)  Selection - July 1st, 2014. Interested hares please contact Texticle Teaser or email voodoohash@gmail.com

CSH3 – Trail on May 10th, 2014 , see their facebook for more information.

New Orleans RDR – August 8 -10th http://nolareddress.com/ price goes up on the 1st!

Pensacola RDR – May 30-June 1st. http://survivorh3.com/?page_id=404

DC RDR – October 11th rego is up on hashspace!

CSH3 Jazz Funeral  – Save the Date,  October 17-19, 2014

 

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