The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 411 – Video Honeys!! Tits Don’t Fit & Just Elle

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Is your shit together post Mardi Gras? Mine neither! But I sure as hell didn’t give up wearing slutty outfits for lent. Come on out and help me fulfill a life long dream of being a 2000s Video Honey. It’s been my destiny all along and I’ve been accumulating gold hoops, leather crop tops, 6″ knee high heels, and neon lip liner for YEARS. Men are encouraged to wear all white, do-rags, saggy pants, and gold teeth. (There may be a surprise Ludacris appearance.)

Extra beer is advisable for the on-after parade watching!

Bring:  $1 (no coins please); six pack of beer, flashlight and whistle.

Date:  Thursday February 19, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go!

Theme: Video Honeys!!

Hares: Tit’s Don’t Fit & Just Elle

Beer Hare: TBD

Start: Montiero Park, Camp St & Toledano St, NOLA 70115

Prelube: Rum House, 3128 Magazine St, NOLA 70115

On-After: Balcony Bar, 1104 Harmony St, NOLA 70115

Dog Friendly: Yes

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Warm things would be good.

Hash Announcements

Save the Date: Voodoo Hareraising  February 25th at noon! This includes campout prelube trail and campout trails.

Voodoo Campout 2015 –  Rego is up! April 3-5 at the Ren Faire Grounds in Hammond. More info here http://www.voodoohash.com/voodoo-campout-2015/

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Trail #410 – Mardi Gras is a Drag! Scumbaghdad

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So it’s that time of year where the partying is more a marathon than race, the booze is plentiful and things get thrown at your cranium on the regular and you are okay with it. Kids and pretty women tend to get the best schwag at most parades but the guys definitely get lucky with the All Female Krewes so come on out in your best drag or Mardi Gras gear and show Muses what you got!

Extra beer is advisable for the on-after parade watching!

Bring:  $1 (no coins please); six pack of beer, flashlight and whistle.

Date:  Thursday February 12, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go!

Theme:   Mardi Gras is a Drag

Hares: Scumbaghdad

Beer Hare: TBD

Start: Corner of Race St. and Coliseum St, NOLA 70130

Prelube: Half Moon Bar & Restaurant, 1125 Saint Mary St, NOLA 70130

On-After: The Parades after circle (please bring extra beer for parade watching, we will have the coolers)

Dog Friendly: Trail : Yes, Parade: Probably not

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Negative ghost rider , (hareraiser suggests a bag to throw any parade schwag in though)

Hash Announcements

Save the Date: Voodoo Hareraising  February 25th at noon! This includes campout prelube trail and campout trails.

Voodoo Campout 2015 –  Rego is up! April 3-5 at the Ren Faire Grounds in Hammond. More info here http://www.voodoohash.com/voodoo-campout-2015/

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Trail # 409 – Wheels & The Legman: Voodoo crashes NOLA Social Ride! Motherload

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Bring your feet and your thirst for beer. This week we are crashing the NOLA social ride happy Thursday route. I didn’t ask them if we can join. They don’t know we’re coming. (Ok, due to confusion over where this weeks ride was going to be, I did ask them, and now they know we’re coming.) Come and show them that running and drinking is better than cycling and drinking. Or defect for a night a check out our rivals. Trail is A to B!!!!! NOLA Social ride is even more A to B. The Trail I am laying will B within walking distance to your cars and bikes. Then if you’re up for more partying, go head to the on-after-after with the NOLA social ride.

Trail is A to B.

Bring:  $1 (no coins please); six pack of beer, flashlight and whistle.

Date:  Thursday February 5, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go!

Theme:   Wheels & The Legman: Voodoo crashes NOLA Social Ride.

Hares: Motherload, Missing Period

Beer Hare:TBA

Start: Evans Playground 5112 Lasalle Street, New Orleans, LA 70115

Prelube: Dat Dog on Freret. 5030 Freret Street New Orleans, LA 70115

On-After: (for those of you that need to get your car: Publiq House 4528 Freret Street, New Orleans, LA 70115

On-On After: Creole Garden Inn 1415 Prytania

Dog Friendly: Yes

Hash Announcements

Voodoo Hash Awards – Awards will be passed out during circle.

Voodoo Campout 2015 –  Rego is up! April 3-5 at the Ren Faire Grounds in Hammond. More info here http://www.voodoohash.com/voodoo-campout-2015/

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Trail # 408 – Super Bowl! Boudreaux’s Butt Paste

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It cums once a year, but the memories will last forever.  Yes, Super BowlSunday is back.  Say what you will, you can’t deny this American-made holiday.  The commercials, the half-time show, the parties, the actual game.  So huddle up, pat some asses, and cum dressed as anything Super Bowl related.  On-On Wankers!!!

Bring:  $1 (no coins please); six pack of beer, flashlight and whistle.

Date:  Thursday January 29, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go!

Theme:   The Super Bowl (Football, Commercials, Half-Time Show, etc…)

Hares: Boudreaux’s Butt Paste

Beer Hare: Fisty Cunt

Start/Prelube: Banks Street Bar & Grill (4401 Banks St, New Orleans, LA 70119)

On-After: TBA

Dog Friendly: Yes

Hash Announcements

Voodoo Campout 2015 –  Rego is up! April 3-5 at the Ren Faire Grounds in Hammond. More info here http://www.voodoohash.com/voodoo-campout-2015/

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Trail # 407 – Runner Stereotypes! Cooter Webs

 

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The Rock n Roll Marathon is bringing too many racists floating around the city!  Let’s show them what they look like.  Dig out your stereotypical racists gear (we know you have it): Spandex, Bright Colors, Camelbaks, Hydration Bottles, Tutus, etc.   Don’t forget the racist technology and basic pedometer!

Bring:  $1 (no coins please); six pack of beer, flashlight and whistle.

DateThursday January 22, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go!

Theme:   Runner Stereotypes

Hares: Cooter Webs

Beer Hare: TBD

Start: Lawrence Square, Magazine St and Napoleon Ave, NOLA 70118

Prelube: Ms. Maes, 4336 Magazine St. NOLA 70118

On-After:  New York Pizza, 4416 Magazine St, NOLA 70118 (home of the pint and a slice at Bronx Bar)

Dog Friendly: Yes

Any specific info the pack may need? (shiggy, long trail, etc): Nope

Hash Announcements

Voodoo Hareraising for dates in February & March to occur Wednesday, January 21st at noon. Dates will be posted at noon on the FB group and are first cum, first serve. You may either respond to the FB thread, or email voodoohash@gmail.com if you are unable to access FB. Will update list as needed. Virgin Hares welcome, but must have an experienced co-hare. If you have any questions feel free to contact Texticle Teaser at the email or on FB

Voodoo Campout – April 3-5! Rego to go up soon!  Please see FB event page for more info

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