The quick and dirty: we're a New Orleans drinking club with a running problem. The VooDoo is part of a worldwide group who enjoys working up a good thirst by running, and quenching it with beer. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!
Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.
As some of you may know, not only do I have MAD ART SKILLZ, I work at a screen printer. I was thinking the other day: most of my hash shirts don’t fit me, and it’d be nice to have some running attire that doesn’t have short sleeves down to my elbows or need 12 [...]
Tags: Haberdashery, Swamp Gravy
Thanks for a great hash last Thursday. All the north shore virgins are going back to their soccer mom lives forever changed. They have already figured out a rotating carpool schedule, and posted it on their refridgerators. A special shout out goes out to Atomic Dyke from Baton Rouge, for letting us see her goods [...]
Tags: Black Dress Run, Cho Penis, Everything Butt Sex, Fist and Release, Interhash, Mexican Gum Job
For those of you who have commented on my extremely large and rather scary collection of hash songs, for the last 2 years I’ve actually been typing them out in a notepad file. Finally, I compiled them all in a PDF for your reading pleasure. <– Click that link to download it. Now you will [...]
Tags: Hash Hymnal, Swamp Gravy
If you’re a newly-named hasher or just new to the Voodoo, I bet you’re wondering how you can get one of those awesome happi coats. What we need is ten hashers willing to fork over a paltry $40 each, so we can place an order. If you’re interested, talk to Fill Me Up (the queen [...]
Tags: Haberdashery
That’s right harriers and harriettes, it’s a Lick A Lotta Cock’s last trail this week and it is one you won’t want to miss! We will be celebrating birthdays, saying farewell to a few good hashers, pre-lubing for the first running of the Voodoo Monkey H3 and getting ideas for future Voodoo Crash House Harriers [...]
Tags: Lick A Lotta Cock, Mid-City
Apparently some of you wankers tick Tidy Bowl off, he thinks that you need some religion. Thursdays hash run… Think Priest! Religion, start wearing purple and praise Ezekiel! Or if you want to come dressed as Lions, that works too. I suspect that Second Cumming will be in his usual “attire.” Hare: Hi Priest: TidyB [...]
Tags: Tidy Bowl Man
Do you have Balls?? Are they Blue? Well Mr. Testis does, and he’s looking to lay his virgin blue ball lay with your lovable BumbleTard and Eyes Up Here. WTF, blue balls? Mr Testis? What the hell are you talking about?? Well here’s the skinny: In celebration of the up and coming San Fermin Running [...]
Tags: Bumbletard, CBD, Eyes Up Here
Ok, I was going to think of something witty and sarcastic to say about how shitty puppy trails are, but as I was carrying a bag of dog chow up the stairs I decided to make this short and sweet (like a good love making machine… for puppies). So it is the final coming for [...]
Tags: Dick's A Flava, Puppy Love Machine
You goddamn better. See y’all tonight! ON ON! Tags: Pastor Bait-Her
Tags: Pastor Bait-Her
I know it’s a couple of months too late, but coming soon to a haberdasher near you: Tags: Haberdashery
Tags: Haberdashery
