Our dear Brokeback Dyke is leaving us for the fine city (well, I assume it’s fine– I’ve never been there) of Aiken, SC. I found out from the archives of this website that he was named in March of 2010; that’s at least two years with the Voodoo, so let’s all gather to give him a proper farewell. Bye, Dyke!… Until the camp out, that is. You know you can’t get rid of him for too long! Until then– have fun with the Peach Fuzz H3 in Augusta, GA!

Date: Thursday, February 2, 2012

Theme: “Dykes”… Uh, I guess this means lots of Doc Martens and plaid flannel.
Start: Octavia St & General Pershing St, New Orleans, LA 70125
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm go
Hares: Brokeback Dyke
Cost: $1 (no coins) and a 6 pack (or more if you plan to drink more)
Bring: Whistle, flashlight, dental dams
Note: BRING WATER FOR YOUR DOGS. And keep them on a leash.

Somebody told me there’s some kind of convention this weekend.

Date: Thursday, January 26, 2012

Theme: Comics, sci-fi, video games, etc.
Start: Louis Armstrong Park – 901 North Rampart Street, New Orleans, LA
Time: 6:30pm assemble the starfleet, 7:00pm beam me up Scotty
Hares: White Girl Wasted & Second Cumming
Cost: $1 (no coins) and a 6 pack
Bring: Whistle, flashlight, and a goddamn costume

Lies from the hare: “If you are planning to come to Campout and you haven’t hashed in weeks or months, GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE! This week’s trail is a “no excuses” trail, meaning it is relatively short, dog-friendly, mostly stroller-friendly, and there’s no excuse why you shouldn’t be there!”

Date: Thursday, January 19, 2012

Theme: “Rubber Ducks, Dicks and Chicks… Have one, bring one or be one… Water might be involved… Quack!”
Start: Goodwill – 3400 Tulane Avenue, New Orleans, LA
Time: 6:30pm get your ducklings in a row, 7:00pm shake a tail feather
Hares: Tidy Bowl Man
Cost: $1 (no coins) and a 6 pack
Bring: Whistle, flashlight, and maybe a change of shoes/clothes if you aren’t a waterfowl.

Need a beer hare for this trail! Contact Tidy Bowl: danheidel@hotmail.com or 504-452-6776

From the woman who brought you the infamous “Ninjas vs. Niggas”, this week’s trail has a far less offensive theme. Este semana, la rubia Mexican Gum Job y el guapo Just Cameron son sus conejos. ¡Acción, aventura, misterio, romance, y por supuesto… las cervezas! (I only took 3 years of Spanish in high school, this is the best I can do.)

Date: Thursday, January 12, 2012

Theme: Cowboys y Banditas
Start: Rock ‘n Bowl (yes, like in the Voodoo Hash song) – 3000 S Carrollton Ave, New Orleans
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm out like a sperm from your papa’s pistola
Hares: Mexican Gum Job & Just Cameron
Cost: $1 (no coins, por favor) y 6 cervezas
Bring: Whistle, flashlight, train robbing equipment (ex: TNT, rope to tie up
hostages, red bandanas to cover your face)

Run up those credit cards by buying me expensive, never ending, hash beer! Run because you don’t want your corpse to look like shit in 2013! Sing a high note just because your fellow hashers want to see you “O” face. If you thought hurricane parties were fun, wait till you cum to this week’s hash! It’s time to celebrate like it’s the end of the world!

on-on,
Everything Butt Sex

P.S. I know it sounds scary but you don’t need to worry. Butt Sex will help you make it through these rough times!

Date: Thursday, January 5th, 2012
Theme: Party, New Year, Hats, blowers, Cham-pain-ya, Undead
Start: 3439 Esplanade Avenue, New Orleans, LA. The Cemetary
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm go
Hares: Everything Butt Sex & Jefferson Starfish
Cost: $1 (no coins plz) and 6 EXPENSIVE HASH BEERS (or that high life shit)
Bring: Whistle, flashlight, crucifix.

Time to run off all that Christmas ham! Before your love handles turn into the size of mutant sea cucumbers, put on your shrimpin’ boots– ’cause we’re hashing in Da Parish this week, ya’eard me?! It’s been 7 months since the last time we ran in Arabi, so quit yer bitchin’, brah. Hopefully two of our resident Chalmettians will bring us another awesome shiggy trail. Cop-us no catchus, frost-us no biteus, ankle-us no sprainus…

Date: Thursday, December 29, 2011

Theme: Superheroes!
Start: Hideout Bar & Grill, 86 Norton Ave, Arabi, LA 70032
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm go
Hares: Last Action Queer-o & Honkey Dong
Cost: $1 (no coins plz) and a dick pack of sixie… *burp* I mean six pack of Dixie…
Bring: Whistle, flashlight, and your Wonder Woman Underoos.

A message from Dickie Wong:
So, it’s Christmas time in nola, no better time than the present to have a hash exchange of excess/ill fitting hash gear for the newbs that aint got shit.
Eminem is so hardcore, he from 8 mile. So, in celebration of all things hardcore, we gonna make it hard for yall, so you don’t ruin your appreciation of the finer things. What I’m trying to tell you is, THERE WILL BE A TURKEY EAGLE SPLIT. Said split will either take you on a “normal” trail or on a New Orleans style ballbuster that will probably either end with you catching the hare or going way too far off trail and calling in air support. If you think you are super smart and like to “parallel” the group be prepared to miss the split and end up going the 8 miles because you were cheating and that’s what cheaters get. You’ll know you missed it when you feel like you are about 5 miles in and at least 3 miles from the start.

Date: Thursday, December 22, 2011

Theme: You heard the man – 8 mile, dawg
Start: The little park @ Tchoupitoulas St. & Race St.
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm go
Hares: Dickie Wongstockings + Just Ryan & Just Tim (virgin lays)
Cost: $1 (no coins plz) and a 6 pack (bring more if you plan to drink more)
Bring: Whistle, flashlight, and your glock (no, Game Ovary, don’t really bring your glock).
Because it’s muthafuckin Christmas, bring any hash gear you don’t want anymore, to participate in what is sure to be an awesome/hilarious gift exchange.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!

Voodoo is having a potluck [insert whichever winter holiday pisses you off less] dinner on Friday, starting around 7:30pm and ending whenever The Black Labia kicks us all out. If you don’t know where her home is, join the Voodoo group on Facebook and someone will be kind enough to point you in the right direction. Bring a dish, or at least a bottle of booze.

Date: Thursday, December 15, 2011

Theme: Fall Masquerade – in the spirit of unseemly behavior: unescorted women, lewd men, general debauchery, assignations and philandry. A mask is required!
Start: East side of the St. Louis Cathedral @ Jackson Square – St. Ann St and Chartres St. approximately
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm go
Hares: Dick’s a Flava & Fried Chicken Snatch
Cost: $1 (no coins plz) and a 6 pack (bring more if you plan to drink more)
Bring: A mask, duh. Plus your whistle, flashlight, change of clothes/jacket for circle (unless the weather warms up again). Also– NO GLASS ALLOWED ON THE STREET so bring cans, and/or a drinking vessel if you prefer a bottled beverage.

Date: Thursday, December 8, 2011

Theme: Pajama Party!
Start: Office Depot shopping center – 6824 Veterans Memorial Blvd, Metairie, LA 70003
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm go
Hares: Grand Opening & Filet Me Lay Me
Cost: $1 (no coins plz) and a 6 pack (bring more if you plan to drink more)
Bring: Whistle, flashlight, snuggie, the usual.

Date: Thursday, December 1, 2011

Theme: “Dress As Your Hash Name” – Duh, wear something that represents your name. We’ve got a lot of newly named wankers lately, so this should be fun. If you still don’t have a name, and you don’t have any hash attire… wear a white shirt and bring a sharpie so everybody can draw on you.
Start: Crown and Anchor Pub – 200 Pelican Avenue, New Orleans, LA (And hello, pre-lube!) By poop-ular request, it’s literally stumbling distance from the ferry. You’re welcome.
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm go
Hares: Swamp Gravy & Ass Burglar
Cost: $1 (no coins plz) and a 6 pack (bring more if you plan to drink more)
Bring: Whistle, flashlight, an extra dollar for the toll bridge if you’re driving (the ferry is free for pedestrians both ways, but $1 for cars on the return trip)