Posted January 31st, 2012 by Swamp Gravy
Our dear Brokeback Dyke is leaving us for the fine city (well, I assume it’s fine– I’ve never been there) of Aiken, SC. I found out from the archives of this website that he was named in March of 2010; that’s at least two years with the Voodoo, so let’s all gather to give him [...]
Tags: Brokeback Dyke, Mid-City
Posted January 23rd, 2012 by Swamp Gravy
Somebody told me there’s some kind of convention this weekend. Date: Thursday, January 26, 2012 Theme: Comics, sci-fi, video games, etc. Start: Louis Armstrong Park – 901 North Rampart Street, New Orleans, LA Time: 6:30pm assemble the starfleet, 7:00pm beam me up Scotty Hares: White Girl Wasted & Second Cumming Cost: $1 (no coins) and [...]
Tags: French Quarter, Second Cumming, White Girl Wasted
Posted January 17th, 2012 by Swamp Gravy
Date: Thursday, January 19, 2012 Theme: “Rubber Ducks, Dicks and Chicks… Have one, bring one or be one… Water might be involved… Quack!” Start: Goodwill – 3400 Tulane Avenue, New Orleans, LA Time: 6:30pm get your ducklings in a row, 7:00pm shake a tail feather Hares: Tidy Bowl Man Cost: $1 (no coins) and a [...]
Tags: Mid-City, Tidy Bowl Man
Posted January 10th, 2012 by Swamp Gravy
From the woman who brought you the infamous “Ninjas vs. Niggas”, this week’s trail has a far less offensive theme. Este semana, la rubia Mexican Gum Job y el guapo Just Cameron son sus conejos. ¡Acción, aventura, misterio, romance, y por supuesto… las cervezas! (I only took 3 years of Spanish in high school, this [...]
Tags: Mexican Gum Job, Mid-City
Posted December 30th, 2011 by Everything Butt Sex
As everyone knows, the Mayans were magical and shit. They were basically a bunch of fucking gypsy fortune tellers. According to these ass-wipes the world will end in 2012. So show up this week like you got everything to lose, because you have less than a year left to do everything on your bucket list! [...]
Tags: 2012, Everything Butt Sex, Jefferson Starfish, Mid-City
Posted December 26th, 2011 by Swamp Gravy
Time to run off all that Christmas ham! Before your love handles turn into the size of mutant sea cucumbers, put on your shrimpin’ boots– ’cause we’re hashing in Da Parish this week, ya’eard me?! It’s been 7 months since the last time we ran in Arabi, so quit yer bitchin’, brah. Hopefully two of [...]
Tags: Arabi, Honkey Dong, Last Action Queer-O
Posted December 19th, 2011 by Swamp Gravy
A message from Dickie Wong: So, it’s Christmas time in nola, no better time than the present to have a hash exchange of excess/ill fitting hash gear for the newbs that aint got shit. Eminem is so hardcore, he from 8 mile. So, in celebration of all things hardcore, we gonna make it hard for [...]
Tags: Christmas, Dickie Wongstockings, Garden District, Virgin Lay
Posted December 12th, 2011 by Swamp Gravy
Bring yer mask! Date: Thursday, December 15, 2011 Theme: Fall Masquerade – in the spirit of unseemly behavior: unescorted women, lewd men, general debauchery, assignations and philandry. A mask is required! Start: East side of the St. Louis Cathedral @ Jackson Square – St. Ann St and Chartres St. approximately Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm go [...]
Tags: Dick's A Flava, French Quarter, Fried Chicken Snatch
Posted December 2nd, 2011 by Swamp Gravy
Date: Thursday, December 8, 2011 Theme: Pajama Party! Start: Office Depot shopping center – 6824 Veterans Memorial Blvd, Metairie, LA 70003 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm go Hares: Grand Opening & Filet Me Lay Me Cost: $1 (no coins plz) and a 6 pack (bring more if you plan to drink more) Bring: Whistle, flashlight, snuggie, [...]
Tags: Filet Me Lay Me, Grand Opening, Metairie
Posted November 24th, 2011 by Swamp Gravy
Must be a Swampy trail… (yes, this IS a real play. They do it in a little town near where I grew up.) Date: Thursday, December 1, 2011 Theme: “Dress As Your Hash Name” – Duh, wear something that represents your name. We’ve got a lot of newly named wankers lately, so this should be [...]
Tags: Algiers, Ass Burglar, Swamp Gravy, Westbank