Posted August 29th, 2010 by Everything Butt Sex
Love it or hate it, that 80s happened. We had neon clothing, rad sunglasses, jellies, layered shiggy socks, baja hoodies, member only jackets, and hair was abundant everywhere. No worries, if you still need inspiration to dress up for this week’s theme. I got you covered.
We’re meeting in the giant field behind Sake Cafe and [...]
Tags: 80's, Babyfacial, Everything Butt Sex, Metairie, Princess Lay-ya
Posted August 22nd, 2010 by Everything Butt Sex
The dog days of summer are here. And if you remember the wise prophet Nelly once said “It is gettin hot in heer (so hot) so take off all your clothes.” So I am heeding his advice and making you all do the same or drink for it. Acceptable clothing this week is something to [...]
Tags: Just Aaron, Mid-City, Ninja, Wax on Whacks Off
Posted August 17th, 2010 by Everything Butt Sex
A long, long time ago (well, 5 days ago), there was a litany of Red Dress events that most have participated in if not all. Soooo…What to do with that nasty red skirt, that ripped red lingerie, that smelly Nike shoes that reek of Bourbon Street’s piss, that dilapidated red fairy wings, that wilted [...]
Tags: Brokeback Dyke, Lake Vista, Red Dress, T.W.O.T
Posted August 7th, 2010 by Everything Butt Sex
Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, it’s that time of year again! RED DRESS RUN Time!
Helping to prepare you for Saturday’s red sea of insanity, your hares Fill Me Up and T.W.O.T. will be taking you on a run through the Marigny!
Meet-up is at Washington Square – on the neutral ground (median for you wankers) on Elysian [...]
Tags: Fill Me Up, Marigny, Red Skirt Run, T.W.O.T, washington square
Posted August 2nd, 2010 by Everything Butt Sex
Cho Penis, our most recent import from Cali, wants to celebrate his Wednesday birthday by haring for us on Thursday. So, to return the favor, we are going to have a clown themed party for him. The kid loves clowns, dont hate, fornicate. This is real deal folks, I want giant red noses, 80 color wigs and size 44 [...]
Tags: Cho Penis, Clowns, Dickie Wongstockings, happy birthday, Uptown
Posted July 26th, 2010 by Everything Butt Sex
What does TidyBowlMan want for Christmas? Two virgins at the same time! Hopefully one of these inexperienced chestnuts won’t just lay back all night and make Tidy do all the work.
On top of the usual 6 pack and $1, the hares want everyone to bring a gift for a white elephant game. Anything from alcohol [...]
Tags: Bumbletard, Christmas in July, Hashmas, Jefferson, Just Aaron, TidyBowlMan, White Elephant
Posted July 18th, 2010 by Everything Butt Sex
Babyfacial is turning 39, Lick A Lotta Cock is turning 31 and I, Butt Sex, I’m turning 29. We all made goals to hit before next year. Licka wants a new dildo she can keep to herself this time. Baby is hoping he can look down and finally see a pubic hair, and I’m probably [...]
Tags: Babyfacial, Birthday, Everything Butt Sex, happy birthday, Lakefront, Lick A Lotta Cock
Posted July 12th, 2010 by Everything Butt Sex
Yo, Vanilla, this week’s Voodoo is a celebration of all things icy, frozen and nippley. So, in order to recognize this weekends Tour De Liqueur, we will be looking for some uptown things to do to beat the summatime heat that you know is coming on Saturday. Goals include, ice cold beer drankin’, air [...]
Tags: Dickie Wongstockings, ice, Ice Ice Baby, summatime, Textical Teaser, Uptown
Posted July 6th, 2010 by Everything Butt Sex
mmmm……Smells like summer. Time for sun, beer and good sex with someone you know won’t be there for you when football season starts next month. This week’s run is going to be hot, wet, and short. What can you expect from 8 Lays a week and Everything Butt Sex? They’re making a loose promise to leave [...]
Tags: 8 Lays a Week, Everything Butt Sex, Lakeview, parlay's, summer, summer fling
Posted June 30th, 2010 by Everything Butt Sex
Get your loaded dice and marked deck of cards out you group of wankers. Even if you have to lie, cheat, and steal, there is no reason for you to leave this hash without getting a little lucky!!!!
This week’s run has us meeting up at Blain Kern’s Mardi Gras world in the Warehouse district. You [...]
Tags: Blain Kern, Everything Butt Sex, Gambling, Hobo Rodeo, Luck of the Draw, Mardi Gras World, UnderCummer, Warehouse District