The quick and dirty: we're a New Orleans drinking club with a running problem. The VooDoo is part of a worldwide group who enjoys working up a good thirst by running, and quenching it with beer. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

#234 – Brokeback’s Farewell Trail

Our dear Brokeback Dyke is leaving us for the fine city (well, I assume it’s fine– I’ve never been there) of Aiken, SC. I found out from the archives of this website that he was named in March of 2010; that’s at least two years with the Voodoo, so let’s all gather to give him [...]

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#233 – Second Anal Geek Hash

Somebody told me there’s some kind of convention this weekend. Date: Thursday, January 26, 2012 Theme: Comics, sci-fi, video games, etc. Start: Louis Armstrong Park – 901 North Rampart Street, New Orleans, LA Time: 6:30pm assemble the starfleet, 7:00pm beam me up Scotty Hares: White Girl Wasted & Second Cumming Cost: $1 (no coins) and [...]

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#232 – Get Me Wet!

Date: Thursday, January 19, 2012 Theme: “Rubber Ducks, Dicks and Chicks… Have one, bring one or be one… Water might be involved… Quack!” Start: Goodwill – 3400 Tulane Avenue, New Orleans, LA Time: 6:30pm get your ducklings in a row, 7:00pm shake a tail feather Hares: Tidy Bowl Man Cost: $1 (no coins) and a [...]

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#231 – Gringos vs. Beaners

From the woman who brought you the infamous “Ninjas vs. Niggas”, this week’s trail has a far less offensive theme. Este semana, la rubia Mexican Gum Job y el guapo Just Cameron son sus conejos. ¡Acción, aventura, misterio, romance, y por supuesto… las cervezas! (I only took 3 years of Spanish in high school, this [...]

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#230 – Let’s party like it’s 2012

As everyone knows, the Mayans were magical and shit. They were basically a bunch of fucking gypsy fortune tellers. According to these ass-wipes the world will end in 2012. So show up this week like you got everything to lose, because you have less than a year left to do everything on your bucket list! [...]

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#229 – Superqueeros

Time to run off all that Christmas ham! Before your love handles turn into the size of mutant sea cucumbers, put on your shrimpin’ boots– ’cause we’re hashing in Da Parish this week, ya’eard me?! It’s been 7 months since the last time we ran in Arabi, so quit yer bitchin’, brah. Hopefully two of [...]

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#228 – 8 Mile Hardcore Hash House Harriers

A message from Dickie Wong: So, it’s Christmas time in nola, no better time than the present to have a hash exchange of excess/ill fitting hash gear for the newbs that aint got shit. Eminem is so hardcore, he from 8 mile. So, in celebration of all things hardcore, we gonna make it hard for [...]

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#227 – Naughty Masquerade

Bring yer mask! Date: Thursday, December 15, 2011 Theme: Fall Masquerade – in the spirit of unseemly behavior: unescorted women, lewd men, general debauchery, assignations and philandry. A mask is required! Start: East side of the St. Louis Cathedral @ Jackson Square – St. Ann St and Chartres St. approximately Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm go [...]

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#226 – Pajama Jammy Jam

Date: Thursday, December 8, 2011 Theme: Pajama Party! Start: Office Depot shopping center – 6824 Veterans Memorial Blvd, Metairie, LA 70003 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm go Hares: Grand Opening & Filet Me Lay Me Cost: $1 (no coins plz) and a 6 pack (bring more if you plan to drink more) Bring: Whistle, flashlight, snuggie, [...]

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#225 – It’s on da westbank, brah

Must be a Swampy trail… (yes, this IS a real play. They do it in a little town near where I grew up.) Date: Thursday, December 1, 2011 Theme: “Dress As Your Hash Name” – Duh, wear something that represents your name. We’ve got a lot of newly named wankers lately, so this should be [...]

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