The quick and dirty: we're a New Orleans drinking club with a running problem. The VooDoo is part of a worldwide group who enjoys working up a good thirst by running, and quenching it with beer. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!
Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.
Note: I know Hash Trash has been lacking. That’s because we use to have a pretty decent hash scribe that went by the name of 8 lays a week. Unfortunately, her tits have shrunk and vagina has dried up and bitch can’t cum for shit anymore. Until I see her at a hash again, I [...]
Tags: Bumbletard, Everything Butt Sex, Fill Me Up, I.M.E., Puppy Love Machine, T.W.O.T.
First of all let me state…..Lakeshore Drive by UNO is probably not the best place to start and end a hash considering the 5-0 po-po close that street off at 9pm which a veteran resident of lakeview should know (cough cough Butt Sex cough cough) What a clusterfuck last night was. We waited over an [...]
Tags: Bumbletard, Cock a Booty Boo, Everything Butt Sex, Hash Trash
Okay so I’ve been a huge slacker. I’ve only been averaging about 3 lays a week…..oh yea and I haven’t been keeping up with my hash trash lately either. But don’t you worry it was only a tiny hiatus and now I’m back and it’s gonna be goood don’t you worry. Last Thursday’s hash was [...]
Tags: Hash Trash, Pastor Bait-Her, Tidy Bowl Man
So since this was probably 8 Lays double day she couldn’t make it to the hash. If you didn’t cum, or if you did cum you might not know that the trail was completely opposite of our hares, Long. Yes it was long and only I, a Virgin, and a few Just Wankers completed TT. [...]
Oh man was it a Smoking Hot Lay in Moblie, AL this weekend. And like most Smoking Hot Lays this one was a HUGE hash whore! It was the 500th! And with 500 lays under your belt we were guaranteed a good gang bang and that it was. Hashers came all across the Gulf Coast [...]
Tags: 8 Lays a Week, Baby Facial, Can I Fuck Your Sister?, Clit-R-Us, Everything Butt Sex, Hash Trash, Princess Lay-ya
Ah Mawwage, I know this hash trash is late but hey, better late than pregnant. I’ll drink for it later. Thursday’s run was in celebration of Skin Whistle and Dry Hole Whistle Blower’s nuptials and man was that a rough, wet lay. It started off at Coconut Beach/West End Park and went seemly well until [...]
Tags: Bumbletard, Hash Trash, Skin Whistle, Whistle Blower
The 80’s were back in fashion last night as our misguided hares took us all throughout Metairie. Everything Butt Sex was a huge disappointment as he bailed on our semi-virgin hares, Princess Lay-ya and Baby Facial, and left them high and dry, but Dickie Wongstockings stepped in and helped our hares leave us all physically [...]
Tags: Baby Facial, Dickie Wongstockings, Enough Already, Grand Opening, Hash Trash, Princess Lay-ya, Princess Layless
Ya know for a Naked Theme, I surprisingly only saw one pair of tits the entire trail (thank you Lick A Lotta Cock, those are some Damn Good Tits). Even Enough Already was covered from head to toe! So last night Wax On Whacks Off and Just Aaron “Eyes up here” took us on a [...]
Tags: 8 Lays a Week, Baby Facial, Brokeback Dyke, Eyes Up Here, Fill Me Up, I.M.E., Pastor Bait-Her, T.W.O.T.
For baby jebus sakes, some of you have been hashing for a god damn year. It’s ten fucking words. The song goes like this: ”Roll her over, oh so softly. Gently in the grass…” Use the Googles for something other than wanking off if you’re still confused. If you missed last night, not only did you [...]
Tags: Lake Vista, Lick A Lotta Cock, Red Dress, T.W.O.T., Tidy Bowl Man, Top Cum
Virgins, Virgins, who’s got the virgins? Virgins hashers, virgins hare. Seven virgins came to this week’s trail and 8 Lays a week popped her cherry laying flour. She might not be a badass cougar, laying flour and going down down, like a pro just yet. At least she isn’t scared and timid anymore, or complains [...]
Tags: 8 Lays a Week, Everything Butt Sex, Hash Trash
