Posted September 3rd, 2010 by 8 Lays A Week
The 80’s were back in fashion last night as our misguided hares took us all throughout Metairie. Everything Butt Sex was a huge disappointment as he bailed on our semi-virgin hares, Princess Lay-ya and Baby Facial, and left them high and dry, but Dickie Wongstockings stepped in and helped our hares leave us all physically [...]
Tags: Baby Facial, Dickie Wongstockings, Enough Already, Fillet Me Lay Me, Grand Opening, Hash Trash, Princess Lay-ya, Princess Layless
Posted August 27th, 2010 by Everything Butt Sex
Ya know for a Naked Theme, I surprisingly only saw one pair of tits the entire trail (thank you Lick A Lotta Cock, those are some Damn Good Tits). Even Enough Already was covered from head to toe!
So last night Wax On Whacks Off and Just Aaron “Eyes up here” took us on a long [...]
Tags: 8 Lays a Week, Baby Facial, Brokeback Dyke, Butt Sex, Eyes Up Here, Fill Me Up, I.M.E., naked, Pastor Bait-Her, Princess Lay-Y, T.W.O.T
Posted August 20th, 2010 by Everything Butt Sex
For baby jebus sakes, some of you have been hashing for a god damn year. It’s ten fucking words. The song goes like this: ”Roll her over, oh so softly. Gently in the grass…” Use the Googles for something other than wanking off if you’re still confused.
If you missed last night, not only did you miss [...]
Tags: Cops, Lake Vista, Lick A Lotta Cock, Red Dress, T.W.O.T, Tidy Bowl Man, Top Cum
Posted July 10th, 2010 by Everything Butt Sex
Virgins, Virgins, who’s got the virgins? Virgins hashers, virgins hare. Seven virgins came to this week’s trail and 8 Lays a week popped her cherry laying flour. She might not be a badass cougar, laying flour and going down down, like a pro just yet. At least she isn’t scared and timid anymore, or complains [...]
Tags: 8 Lays a Week, Everything Butt Sex, Hash Trash, shitty park, virgins
Posted April 2nd, 2010 by Everything Butt Sex
If you haven’t been around since the camp out, you’ve missed a lot. Pictures of the wedding hash means Udderly ReTiTulous has to explain to her future horrors one day why Pastor Bait-her thought it was important to run around New Orleans in a white dress and get drunk a day before they celebrated holy [...]
Tags: April Fool's, Cold Wet Douche, Dickie Wongstockings, Everything Butt Sex, Indicksion, Marrero, Pastor Bait-Her, Pick Up Fuck, Pump me Brewster, Shitty Titty Gang Bang, Udderly ReTiTulous, UnderCummer, Urine Jail, virgins, Wedding
Posted March 23rd, 2010 by Pastor Bait-Her
Well, VooDoo, we have outdone ourselves. Not only did we have SEVEN namings (eight, if Just Dave had stuck around more), but we had an arrest. An arrest!
I’m not going to talk about our little prison bitch, or our Black Metal Bretheren™ in the next campsite, but instead just introduce you to the Campout Class [...]
Tags: 8 Lays a Week, campout, Cold Wet Douche, Game Ovary, Jefferson Starfish, Just Darren, Just Dominic, Just Jason, Just Jeff, Just Marcelle, Just Mike, Just Sara, naming, Pickup Fuck, Shit Candy, Top Queer
Posted January 11th, 2010 by Pastor Bait-Her
For all of you WHINY TIT-BABIES who couldn’t bring yourselves out of your leopard-print (or worse yet, generic) Snuggies to come Hash with us, this is for you:
‘La Virgina’ Just Sarah and the ‘more-experienced’ Mr. Dickie Wongstockings laid a somewhat visible trail through the CBD and FQ, only having lost THREE people by the end [...]
Tags: Dickie Wongstockings, Hobo Rodeo, Just Sarah, trash
Posted December 28th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
Twas the morning before Christmas at Everything Butt Sex’s house.
He noticed that someone had left without their blouse.
Oh, just another orphaned piece of clothing thrown away without care,
He started a pre-lube at 11am; The time Dicky Wong Stockings got there.
They started to drink and a numbing feeling reached their head,
head, who said head?
Joining them was [...]
Tags: Cock a Booty Boo, Dickie Wongstockings, Everything Butt Sex, Kiss My Trash, Lick A Lotta Cock, Slam Bam Thank You Lamb, Tidy Bowl Man, trash
Posted November 13th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
S H IIIIIIIIIII
T T YYYYYY
T R A I L
This weeks circle started out as #96 did – with our 3 hares ( Indickcision, Penis Fly Crap, Just Dave (who was caught!) ) sitting on ice, so I won’t go on and on about the quality of last night’s trail.
But the circle. Ohh, the circle ladies [...]
Tags: Indickcision, Just Dave, Just Jon, Penis Fly Crap, Puppy Love Machine, shitty trail, Spermin' for Germans, trash, Uptown, West Palm Beach
Posted November 1st, 2009 by Lack-A-Virgin Hey!
In a fitting tribute to the best holiday of the year (other than Mardi Gras, of course) today’s trail ran us past a haunted house and through cemeteries and desolate back alleys. It was truly a frightening trail because we had Licks Em Young, barely a veteran himself, trying to teach Just Jarvis the [...]
Tags: cemeteries, Check My Small Cockia, Eastern Cock Block, Halloween, Licks Em Young, naming, Nocturnal Pisscharge, Shiver Me Nipples