Posted January 6th, 2012 by Swamp Gravy
Turns out Just Rachel AND myself both wrote hash trashes for last night’s trail. Great minds drink– I mean, think alike! Just Rachel was evidently far more sober than I was when writing mine. Read ‘em and weep! ————————————– Happy New Year! You have a clean slate to sully up for 2012, so gear up [...]
Tags: Everything Butt Sex, Jefferson Starfish, Mid-City, Swamp Gravy
Posted January 6th, 2012 by Everything Butt Sex
Laser tag was full of shenanigans, and if you wanked out on this one, well, fuck you. Our defacto RA for the night, Just Terry (who admitted his nickname was Tea Bag), was pretty awesome at letting us break most of the rules of laser tag: No Climbing No running No foul language No hitting [...]
Tags: laser tag hash trash
Posted October 13th, 2011 by Swamp Gravy
If you missed InterAmericas, you missed a great time, including some things like: – 1300 something hashers (of the 1500 originally rego’d), thus far the biggest IAH yet! The male/female ratio was about even, and over 50% were hashers above the age of 50. You’re never too old to hash! – 200 kegs PLUS 100 [...]
Tags: InterAmericas hash, Swamp Gravy
Posted October 2nd, 2011 by Everything Butt Sex
Thanks for a great hash last Thursday. All the north shore virgins are going back to their soccer mom lives forever changed. They have already figured out a rotating carpool schedule, and posted it on their refridgerators. A special shout out goes out to Atomic Dyke from Baton Rouge, for letting us see her goods [...]
Tags: Black Dress Run, Cho Penis, Everything Butt Sex, Fist and Release, Interhash, Mexican Gum Job
Posted April 6th, 2011 by Everything Butt Sex
I just wanted to send out a big holla to those who helped make this year’s event highly successful. First and foremost, thanks to my kitchen staff: Oral Impression, Takes It In the Face, Utterly Retitulous, Cock-a-Booty, Just Andy, Just Jennifer, and anyone else who helped put stuff out, serve, organize, or clean up. Thanks [...]
Tags: Voodoo Camp Out
Posted March 18th, 2011 by Everything Butt Sex
Last night summed up New Orleans perfectly. We were in Clay Square Park, about to circle up when a cop shows. Cop: “Ya’ll can’t have beer in the park. The noise is fine. Can ya’ll just move out to the corner or the street, and drink?” I fucking love this city. We took the cop’s [...]
Tags: 8 Lays a Week, Delayed Gratification, Everything Butt Sex, Mismanagement, St. Patrick's Day, The Black Labia, Under His Erection
Posted February 25th, 2011 by 8 Lays A Week
I’m back bitches! I know y’all missed me…I know lately I’ve been cumming more like 0 lays a week, like EBS so eagerly likes to call me, but I decided to make a return when I heard Slam Bam was leading this hash. Problem was I forgot that this loud mouth Wanker probably can’t stay [...]
Tags: Dick's A Flava, Eyes Up Here, No Cunt Troll, Slam Bam Thank You Lamb, Voodoo Camp Out
Posted February 11th, 2011 by Everything Butt Sex
Not much on hash trash since the only thing shorter than the hare, was the trail itself. We saw some hard nipples and chattering teeth. I didn’t see one fucking tit check!!!! Oh well, This is what’s happening this weekend!! Ok so it appears that some out of town hashers are planning a social for [...]
Posted February 5th, 2011 by TWOT
The trail was cold, wet, and douchey. So we all know what it felt like to be Cold Wet Douche, who in fact was sick and still made it out one of shiggiest trail laid by hares, Everything Butt Sex and Jefferson Starfish. There’s no excuse for the lame hashers who whined about the cold [...]
Tags: Bunk Bunk WHOOPS!, Cold Wet Douche, Everything Butt Sex, Fill Me Up, Jefferson Starfish
Posted January 30th, 2011 by TWOT
Great job on the hash, Princess Lay Ya (Chocolate Dick) and Game Ovaries, for running us ragged through the Warehouse District, French Quarter, Marigny and almost Algiers (for the idiots who lingered and wondered if they should hop the ferry). I mean I never heard more hashers telling me that a night with you two [...]
Tags: Any Cock Will Deaux, Batteries Not Included, Hash Trash, Pastor Bait-Her, Princess Lay-ya, T.W.O.T.