The quick and dirty: we're a New Orleans drinking club with a running problem. The VooDoo is part of a worldwide group who enjoys working up a good thirst by running, and quenching it with beer. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!
Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.
Someone make the hares drink for this shit. Everything Butt Sex: What is the theme and locations this week? Eyes Up here: Marconi and Harrison, near the abandoned buildings. The theme conspiracy theory. Everything Butt Sex: Conspiracy Theory. What’s that mean? Eyes Up here: Dunno. I haven’t been able to come up with anything? I [...]
Tags: City Park, Eyes Up Here, Lakeview, Under His Erection
She’s been shoving fingers up guys’ asses for years, but this week our very own Delayed Gratification (M.D.) will be unleashed on the world as a practicing physician…. As most educated people do in New Orleans, she is leaving us. We can’t let her go out into the sticks of AleXXXandria without a good shot [...]
Tags: Delayed Gratification, Downtown, Lick A Lotta Cock
In the spirit of “The Dude”, instead of giving the hares a hard time in this week’s write up; I will leave all you wanks with some awesome hash advice. Have fun No short cutting trail If you do short cut trail, be really good at it Debts from punishments will be paid in beer [...]
Tags: Jizz Rag, Marigny, T.W.O.T.
The gods will keep the rain at bay on an April day when the hares decided to have some fun. But without rain, showers of sorts will litter the hashers with droplets like cum. Showers make flowers like baths make clean hashers, which they never do. And after trips through shiggy, by god not the [...]
Tags: Brokeback Dyke, Enough Already, Lakeview
He gave me a starting location only 30 minutes after being called out!!! In the meantime. Enjoy Bunk Bunk’s baby picture. P.S. You’re homework assignment for Thursday is to find out why “I use to work in Chicago.” I worked in a department store. There are a bunch of reason’s why I don’t work there [...]
Tags: Bumbletard, Mid-City
So, our beloved Bumbletard has been with us for an entire year. We first met him during our TuTus on 2-2 hash. It was only a year ago we were running along Bayou St. John and some jackass yelled “what are ya’ll doing?!?!” Shortly after he ran out of his house wearing a Bumblebee outfit [...]
Tags: Bumbletard, Mid-City
We may not have a venue, but does that mean we can’t get ahead of ourselves and take registration forms? FUCK NO! Fill Me Up assures me we’ll have a location soon (that isn’t trying to screw us in the not-so-fun way ( helloooo, surprise sex! ) ), but until then, you can download this [...]
Tags: Voodoo Camp Out
Ya herd? I really didn’t know to think when T.W.O.T. told me this week’s theme was the Cuntry dirtay South. So I did what any white, middle class, male, computer programmer would do. I looked it up on UrbanDictionary.com Dirty South – Where the best comes from. Where they get crunk at. Where the thickest [...]
Tags: Non-Stop Oral, T.W.O.T., Uptown
I’m not talking about my scary pink vibrator. But I do need some man juice injection right now. I’m talking testosterone! Anything that can lessen my emotionally sensitive side will make this news delivery palatable. Inevitably, the news is about about our favorite hasher, Chopenis. This buddy of mine is a very magnetic, fun loving, [...]
Tags: Everything Butt Sex, Pastor Bait-Her, T.W.O.T.
Before you read about this week’s hash info, click on the best clip on the internet. OK, now…Comic Con is in NOLA this week. Don’t sit on your ass and be all alone and sad like Neo or Ted. Put on your robe and wizard hat and get out to the hash this week. It’s [...]
Tags: Downtown, Game Ovary, Princess Lay-ya
