I would say this is the best time you can have while standing up, but chances are you’ll be spending some of it on your back. For those who haven’t been to the Voodoo campout before, this is 3 days and 2 nights of secluded hashing in the woods. There is beer, nudity, hashing, beer, drinking games, food, hashers cumming from all over the Gulf coast, beer, gimmies, and beer. For more information, well what happens at campout stays at campout. You’ll need to find some harrier or harrierette who’s been before; get them drunk; and/or tease them sexually so that they will spill the beans of yesteryear’s antics.

New to this year: We’re adding a tippy cup tournament Friday night! All you fucking kickballers are going to be on different teams so wipe that smirk off of you face right now!

Important Shit to know
We are capping the camp out at 100 people. Sign up in time you fucking wankers!
The last day to sign up is March 16th or 100 regos, whichever cums first.
We are not selling single day regos. It’s the entire weekend or nothing.

Cost: $69 until February 16th. Starting February 17th the price is $79. Regos officially close March 16th.
You can pay using cash or paypal. Personal checks need to be made out to cash.
When: Friday, March 30th – Sunday, April 1st
Where: Same place as last year. The renaissance festival grounds in Hammond, LA.

By popular demand… and with kindness and consideration to All! We are going to Celebrate Christmas with Ethnicity! So, it is a bring an Ethnic Dish of your choice to share… and perhaps a beverage to match it or AT LEAST something that you like. (B.Y.O.E.) E= Everything that you need… drinks, plates etc. (I will provide some, don’t count on many) I will also bring some wine/beer. YOU SHOULD TOO! HINT, HINT, HINT.

(NO BODY EATS GREEN BEAN CASSEROLE, SO FORGET IT!) Please be creative, this is Food and Fun! If you don’t want to cook, buy it and bring it along.. must already be prepared, please.

If you need the address, check Facebook or the calendar.

Your favorite delicious Gravy here. I’m taking over hare-raising duties for Eyes Up Here, for an as of yet undetermined length of time. If you are interested in haring, PLEASE e-mail me at voodoohash@gmail.com. Tell me when you’d like to hare, and your co-hare (if any). You can see the open dates on our calendar (located on the right side here). A few days before trail I will poke you to get the info about theme and a start location.

Please note:

IF YOU DO NOT SIGN UP TO HARE, YOU WILL BE FORCED TO RUN MY TRAILS ON THE WESTBANK.

So volunteer, you wankers! ;D

Thursdays hash run…
Think Priest! Religion, start wearing purple and praise Ezekiel!  Or if you want to come dressed as Lions, that works too. I suspect that Second Cumming will be in his usual “attire.”

Hare: Hi Priest: TidyB

Need A beer Hare!  any takers?

Theme: Religion, Royalty, Buddha

Location: 1800 Block of Tulane Ave @ N. Roman, across from St. Joseph’s Church

6:30 show, 7:00 go, Bring a whistle a flashlight, a dollar, and a 6 pack

We have beer. We have t-shirts. We have beer. We have patches. We have beer. We have brass monkeys. Did I mention we have beer? We have 2 pub crawls and 2 hashes for Voodoo Monkey weekend planned! We have 111 hashers who pre-registered, and already have at least a dozen more who will pay cash, the day of. Get your livers ready! It’s going to be the best time you won’t remember. I take that back. There is one part you will remember. That will be the trail on Saturday. It’s the best fucking trail ever!

Who knew so much would cum out of Ms. Texas Interhash calling for phone sex on a Sunday night???? Shit like this is why you cuddle and talk afterwards!

The Themes!
Friday Night: Mardi Gras! Make a trip up to your attic and get some beads! Harrierettes should earn their beads that night. (wink wink)
Saturday Night: Old Western! Burlesque, Cowboys, John Wayne

Everything else!
Friday
Pre-lube
2pm NOLA Brew Tour
3:30pm – 6pm Hotel Bar / Tropical Isle (<----Registration at hotel / Food and hang grenades at Tropical Isle)

Pub Crawl Numbero Uno
Hares: Donnie the Retard & Princess Lay-ya
6:00 – 7:30 Molly’s on Toulouse.
7:30 – 9:00 Lafite’s in Exile
9- 10:30 Turtle Bay <---Special Shout out to NOH3 for making this their Friday night social!
10:30 - 12 The street outside of Pat O's (Hurricane), Yo Mamma's (Best Burger in the city nom nom nom nom), Boondock Saints (cheap beer).
On - After. The beach (On-On to ride a fucking whale Bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Map

Saturday
Pre-Lube: 10am – Cafe Du Monde for Beignets
Hares: Everything Butt Sex and Easy to Please
Theme: Someone else’s hash attire.
Time: 11am Show – 11:30 GO! (Also late Registration)
Where: 613 St. Phillip. Map
Everyone on trail should bring something to donate at Marie Laveau’s plot for trail. Pennies, beads, chicken bones, etc….. It’s tradition to use chalk to mark her plot with an XXX.

3pm-6pm… Free time.

Saturday Night.
Pub crawl Numbero Dos
Hares: Cocktor Spork & Chum Dumpster
6:00 – 7:30 Molly’s at the Market
7:30 – 9:00 R Bar
9:00 – 10:30 The John
10:30 – 12 Maison
On-after Frenchmen Street
Map

Sunday
Hangover Hash.
When: 11am
Where: Outside the front door of the St. Marie hotel
Mission: Theme for the Hangover Hash is simple. Bring something tangible that you have a story about from the weekend, or something that you think represents The Voodoo Monkey Weekend.

Theme: Running of the Bulls Attire or a pair of Blue Balls will do…

Who: Eyes Up HERE, Bumbletard, and Mr. Testis

What: Voodoo Hash

When:Thursday 6:30 show, 7:00 go

Where :Start at Ernst Cafe (600 South Peters)

Why: To drink beer, and run

Please remember to Bring a 6 pack, flashlight, whistle, and a dollar.

Keeping up with tradition, we will have a Voodoo ceremony on Bayou St. John during the hash. Wear all white this week. Cum help us celebrate! Get your ass to the hash. Bring a 6 pack, $1, and be ready to fucking hash! It’s the 200th hash motherfuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hares: TidyBowlMan, Fill Me Up, Mystery Hare
Theme: Voodoo Ceremony Attire (All white)
When: Thursday, June 23rd, 6:30pm show, 7:00pm geaux!
Where: Bridge in Bayou St. John, in front of Cabrini High School, 1400 Moss Street, New Orleans, LA

Bring: $1 and a 6-pack. whistle, flashlight, and some cash for a t-shirt ($10).

Who the fuck left a fold out dinner tray in my car???? If you want yo shit back, you’ll be drinking for it in circle next week!

Hash Skit Practice #1 – 4506 General Pershing – Tonight at 6pm. 985.789.7228.

What is a hash skit??? It’s basically anything that entertains hashers. Usually some sort of dance and song routine that would make the 610 Stompers drool.

What if I can’t dance???? You’re in good company. Most of us don’t have coordination and don’t sing while sober.

What are we doing for our hash skit??? It depends on who shows up! I have a few ideas. I’d like to get some feedback.

Can I still come and hangout if I don’t want to get in front of 100 hashers and act like a jackass??? Really, and you hang out with us? Yes you can still come.

So show up! I don’t care if you want to participate or just want to kill some time before going out tonight. It should be a good time.

Hotel Information for the Voodoo Monkey
REGISTER HERE: https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=16635

You can call to make your reservation @ 1-800-366-2743 or you can register online @ www.hotelstmarie.com , Make sure to identify yourself as a member of Monkey Voodoo if calling to make reservations. If making your reservations online the access code is “MONKEY”

The rates are:

Deluxe Room (double beds or King): $75
Courtyard Balcony (double beds or King): $89
Streetside Balcony (double beds or King): $109
Suite (1 bed/sofa pullout) $149

Rates are based on double occupancy and there is an additional $20 per extra guest. We all know how to get around that, don’t we. Please be respectful and not place too many people in one room as the maids will turn you in.

2 night minimum stay/ 7 day cancellation policy
If you book your room with a credit card (mandatory), your first night will be charged on July 22nd and the rest will be due upon checkout. This is their room deposit system so that if someone doesn’t cancel on time, their card is charged one night stay.

13% sales tax + $1 Occupancy Tax per night

Hotel Ammenities Include:
Swimming pool in our beautiful tropical courtyard
24 hour concierge service
24 hour bell service
24 hour valet (charges apply) $28 per day + tax. Other off street parking is available.
In-Room Coffeemakers
Complimentary USA Today and Times Picayune (Local news)
Photocopying and Facsimile services
Voice Mail
Complimentary Internet Access in Hotel Rooms & Wi-Fi in Public Spaces
Irons and hair dryers in every room
Complimentary in room safe deposit boxes
All guest rooms are non-smoking
Sorry, no pets allowed

Complimentary Continental Breakfast Served Daily

There are 20 rooms blocked with a variety of configurations to help accommodate those with special needs and those who are just plain needy. Any rooms left unreserved will be released to the public on June 29th. Rates will no longer apply after that date.

In order to celebrate all this multi-locational bullshit going about we’re meeting up in front of the Bulldog on Canal for Le Tour De Hash! Wear hash attire. If you have hash attire from a different kennel, even better! Bring your bathing suit. Princess Layless is extending his pool for a party AFTER the hash. Oh yeah, if you’re a hasher and you live in Lakeview, you may be a little nervous on Thursday…..

Two other Important things.
-If you haven’t done it yet. Sign up for the Voodoo Monkey
-If you’re interested in doing a hash skit. The first practice is this Friday. It’s at BrokeBack Dyke and Cold Wet Douche’s house in Mid-city at 6pm. We’re all chipping in 5-10 bucks, going on a beer run and having a hell of time making these things up. If you like standing in front of a hundred people, making an ass of yourself, drinking beer, and generally goofing off. You will probably want to be apart of this!!! Talk to me (Everything Butt Sex 985.789.7228) if you want to participate.

Hares: Everything Butt Sex, Princess Layless
Theme: Le Tour De France
When: Thursday, June 9th, 6:30pm show, 7:00pm geaux!
Where: Canal Blvd. In front of the Bulldog, in Mid-city

Bring: $1 and a 6-pack. whistle, flashlight, and a bathing suit with extra beer if you want to stay and swim.

on-on,
Everything Butt Sex

UPDATE: CAP IS REMOVED. We’ll keep it open until June 20th! Sign up now!!!

The Brass Monkey H3 and the Voodoo H3 proudly bring you the first in what will no doubt be a yearly event full of awesomeness! If you are all about the running and no so much the drinking and debauchery, this is sooooooooo not the event for you.

WHEN: July 29-31, 2011

WHERE: New Orleans, LA

WHY: Really? Do you care?

PRICE: $20.00 – FIRST 75 PEOPLE ONLY!

We;re excepting regos until June 20th. What will that include? You will get an AMAZING T-Shirt (Men’s sizes only!), a LIFE CHANGING patch, and the possibility of other little gimmies! After 100 people, you can still attend, but no gimmies are guaranteed! You will pay $10.00 for the Saturday hash and then however much more you need for Hookers, er, Horse Drawn Carriage rides, either way.

BELOW IS A TENTATIVE SCHEDULE OF EVENTS. (There might even be MORE crap you get to do!)
Thursday July 28 – Get the Party Started
6:00 pm – Voodoo H3 Weekly run ( New Orleans , LA)
7:00 pm – BMH3 pre-lube (Maybe a Pub-Crawl, maybe a Sexy Party, we’ll see)

Friday July 29 – French Quarter Pub Crawl (Theme: TBD)
10:00 am– BMH3 departure for NOLA from the Retard Compound in The Woodlands, TX.
5:30 pm – NOH3 Happy/Social Hour
7:00 pm – Pub Crawl through the French Quarter. (Start Point TBD)

SaturdayJuly 30 – Café du Monde Hash & Locals Night (Theme: TBD)
10:00 am – Meet at Café du Monde for world famous beignets and coffee.
11:00 am – Gather and chalk talk for hash. (Start @ Café du Monde… maybe. Wouldn’t YOU like to know!)
11:30 am – Pack off!
2:00 pm – 5:00 pm – Enjoy your day around NOLA; get a muffaletta at Central Grocery.
6:00 pm – Meet for dinner and pre-lube for locals night pub crawl
7:00 pm – Pub Crawl is off!

Sunday July 31 – Hangover Hash
11:00 am – Hangover hash at TBA location. (Chance of a POOL!)

CONCERNED HASHER: But wait! I want to be one of the first 75 people so I get these awesome things to complete my life! Is there still time?? WHERE DO I GO?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!

COCKTOR SPORK: Calm down, friend, it is okay! There is still room, and still time! We just opened registration up TODAY! You can register for the event via HashSpace, under Haberdashery – Event Regos – US – South – First Anal Voodoo Monkey: July 29-31 2011.

CONCERNED HASHER: But wait! I don’t have a HashSpace account! My commune does not believe in labeling yourself with usernames!!!!

COCKTOR SPORK: Calm down, friend, it is okay! You can just click on this link and it will take you happily on your way! https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=16635&cat=291&page=1

CONCERNED HASHER: But wait! How do I pay? Do you accept pesos? Or bits of string? I can’t use Credit cards over the internet because I don’t want the MAN to be able to trace me!

COCKTOR SPORK: Calm down, friend, it is okay! There are a few ways to pay! You can pay online via PayPal (send to jwheeler142000@yahoo.com), you can send a check to the address listed on the Event Rego page, or you can give CASH or CHEQUE to one of the people running this BIOTCH! Not sure who that is? Ask Miss Cleo.

CONCERNED HASHER: But wait! What about lodging? Crashspace? Hotel? Drunk tank?????

COCKTOR SPORK: Calm down, friend, it is okay! There will most likely be crashspace (there might not be any walls, though.) We are currently looking into getting hotel rooms blocked off for us at an awesome rate, but the details are not yet… detailed. There will be upcoming event information on:

The Brass Monkey Blog: http://teambrassmonkey.blogspot.com/
The Brass Monkey Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/home.php?sk=group_230155040942
The Voodoo Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/home.php?sk=group_95805992682
The Voodoo Home Page: http://voodoohash.com
And there will probably be updates through the Yahoo! Groups. We have like 2 months, it’ll be okay.

Hopefully that will answer all of your questions! If not, you can e-mail me, Cocktor Spork (CocktorSpork@yahoo.com), or Everything Butt Sex (dgaspard@gmail.com). If we can’t answer your questions, we can at least sing you a show tune.

Just remember (In that ‘sunday, Sunday, SUNDAY!’ voice):
REGISTER HERE: https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=16635&cat=291&page=1
REGISTER HERE: https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=16635&cat=291&page=1
REGISTER HERE: https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=16635&cat=291&page=1

ON-ON to the FIRST ANAL VOODOO MONKEY!
Cocktor Spork

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