Posted January 22nd, 2012 by Everything Butt Sex
I would say this is the best time you can have while standing up, but chances are you’ll be spending some of it on your back. For those who haven’t been to the Voodoo campout before, this is 3 days and 2 nights of secluded hashing in the woods. There is beer, nudity, hashing, beer, [...]
Tags: Voodoo Camp Out
Posted December 22nd, 2011 by Swamp Gravy
A message from Tidy Bowl Man: By popular demand… and with kindness and consideration to All! We are going to Celebrate Christmas with Ethnicity! So, it is a bring an Ethnic Dish of your choice to share… and perhaps a beverage to match it or AT LEAST something that you like. (B.Y.O.E.) E= Everything that [...]
Tags: Christmas
Posted August 19th, 2011 by Swamp Gravy
Hear ye, hear ye! Your favorite delicious Gravy here. I’m taking over hare-raising duties for Eyes Up Here, for an as of yet undetermined length of time. If you are interested in haring, PLEASE e-mail me at voodoohash@gmail.com. Tell me when you’d like to hare, and your co-hare (if any). You can see the open [...]
Tags: Mismanagement, Swamp Gravy
Posted July 19th, 2011 by Eyes Up Here
Apparently some of you wankers tick Tidy Bowl off, he thinks that you need some religion. Thursdays hash run… Think Priest! Religion, start wearing purple and praise Ezekiel! Or if you want to come dressed as Lions, that works too. I suspect that Second Cumming will be in his usual “attire.” Hare: Hi Priest: TidyB [...]
Tags: Tidy Bowl Man
Posted July 9th, 2011 by Everything Butt Sex
Holy shit in the mouth hashers! It’s finally here! For everyone who came to me and said… “Here is $20, but what the fuck is a Voodoo Monkey??” Well, the wait is over. I’m not going to string anyone along anymore! Well, I’m not going to string anyone as far as the Voodoo Monkey is [...]
Tags: Voodoo Monkey
Posted July 5th, 2011 by Eyes Up Here
Do you have Balls?? Are they Blue? Well Mr. Testis does, and he’s looking to lay his virgin blue ball lay with your lovable BumbleTard and Eyes Up Here. WTF, blue balls? Mr Testis? What the hell are you talking about?? Well here’s the skinny: In celebration of the up and coming San Fermin Running [...]
Tags: Bumbletard, CBD, Eyes Up Here
Posted June 21st, 2011 by Everything Butt Sex
Thursday is an important day on Voodoo history. Not only is it the 200th running of the Voodoo Hash. It is St. John’s Eve. Historically, this date has been venerated in the practice of Voodoo. The famous Voodoo priestess Marie Laveau was said to have held ceremonies involving Voodoo ritual on the Bayou St John [...]
Tags: 200th, Fill Me Up, Mid-City, Tidy Bowl Man
Posted June 10th, 2011 by Everything Butt Sex
Thanks to everyone who came over the pool after the hash last night. Knave was only the first of many people naked. People left all sorts of shit around the pool. I actually have more shoes and clothes than what’s in the picture. Yes, that picture means someone left without bottoms…. Who the fuck left [...]
Tags: Voodoo Monkey
Posted June 6th, 2011 by Everything Butt Sex
Seems like I’ve been talking to hashers all over the world lately. Everywhere from Boston to California, stories of the Voodoo H3 have been sung around hash circles. Currently, we have Good Will Cunting whoring all over Europe. The Voodoo Founders are in Okinawa. Now we have over 80 hashers from all over the gulf [...]
Tags: Everything Butt Sex, Lakeview, Mid-City, Princess Layless
Posted June 3rd, 2011 by Everything Butt Sex
UPDATE: CAP IS REMOVED. We’ll keep it open until June 20th! Sign up now!!! The Brass Monkey H3 and the Voodoo H3 proudly bring you the first in what will no doubt be a yearly event full of awesomeness! If you are all about the running and no so much the drinking and debauchery, this [...]
Tags: Everything Butt Sex, Voodoo Monkey