The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 390 – Sheep and Shepherds! Slam Bam Thank You Lamb & Extra Virgin Anal Oil

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Baa Baa Slam Bam
Have you any beer?
Extra Virgin says there’s
Two coolers near.
One for the beer check
One for on-in
The rest for the walkers
Who join at the end!
Calling all sheep and shepherds to join Slam Bam Thank You Lamb and Extra Virgin Anal Oil as they lead the flock over hill and through dale on a trail of “shear” excitement. Bring your “baaaaaad” ass, with $1 and a six pack. We are not pulling the “wool” over your eyes when we tell you this is a trail you don’t want to miss!!!
Remember to bring: virgins, visitors, boobs, yaks and your thirst for beer! There will also be Extra Credit on trail, so bring $$ and I.D.

Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 pk of what you are drinking or more, flashlight, whistle.

Date: Thursday, October 2, 2014. 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm GO!

Theme:  Sheep and Shepherds!

Hares:  Slam Bam Thank You Lamb & Extra Virgin Anal Oil

Beer Hare: Pussy Whisker

Start:  Louis Armstrong Park (side gate entrance) 1200 St. Phillip St.  IX Treme and St. Phillip

Pre-Lube:Grand Pre’s, 834 N. Rampart St., NOLA 70116

On-After: Voodoo Bar, 718 N. Rampart St., NOLA 70116

Dog Friendly?: Yes

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? No

Hash Announcements:

Voodoo Monkey IV –Rego is closed!  November 21-23  https://www.facebook.com/events/1452387721695199/
Regoes for sale on the Facebook Event.

Voodoo Happi Coats – Want a nifty Purple and Black Voodoo Happi Coat to put your patches on? We are taking pre-orders now for the next order of coats (we need a minimum of 12) $40 cash only paid in advance. See Under Cummer for more info. (sizes are Asian so definitely try on someone’s to get a good idea of sizing).

DC RDR – October 11th rego is up on hashspace!

CSH3 Jazz Funeral – Rego is up! October 17-19, 2014 http://www.crescentshiggyh3.com/p/jazz-funeral-2014.html

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#389 – WWF vs WWF ! Tuna Beard & Jackcrophiliac

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Which is cooler? Men in tights touching each other and getting all sweaty or sweet cuddly panda bears who have issues getting it on? Pick a side and come as your favorite wrestler or your favorite endangered animal (I know there has to be a few furries out there!). I’ve heard rumors of some kind of hot wing challenge so if interested in competing please contact Tuna Beard.

Hareraiser Note: Don’t forget your flashlight and remember the buddy system!

Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 pk of what you are drinking or more, flashlight, whistle.

Date: Thursday, September 25, 2014. 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm GO!

Theme:  WWF vs WWF! World Wrestling Federation vs World Wildlife Fund

Hares: Tuna Beard & Jackcrophyliac

Beer Hare: IHOV

Start: Taylor Park corner of Washington Ave. and S Roman St, NOLA 70125

Pre-Lube: Fred’s BBQ/Jazz Daiquiri Lounge 3338 S. Claiborne Ave, New Orleans, LA 70125

On-After: Fred’s BBQ/Jazz Daiquiri Lounge

Dog Friendly?: Yes

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? No

Hash Announcements:

Voodoo Monkey IV –Rego is up!  November 21-23  https://www.facebook.com/events/1452387721695199/

Voodoo Happi Coats – Want a nifty Purple and Black Voodoo Happi Coat to put your patches on? We are taking pre-orders now for the next order of coats (we need a minimum of 12) $40 cash only paid in advance. See Under Cummer for more info. (sizes are Asian so definitely try on someone’s to get a good idea of sizing).

CSH3 – Trail on Saturday, 9/27 please see their website for more details.

DC RDR – October 11th rego is up on hashspace!

CSH3 Jazz Funeral – Rego is up! October 17-19, 2014 http://www.crescentshiggyh3.com/p/jazz-funeral-2014.html

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Trail #388 Pop Stars! ReTardis & P.O.O.P.(Virgin Lay)

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From Adele to Zombie. All pop though the ages. Now, Pappa Don’t Preach, that this is a boring theme, if you just Take A Chance On Me I promise to have you seeing Blurred Lines by the End Of The Road. Don’t worry if you Think We’re Alone Now, just follow trail and you’ll end up at the Party in The USA. You can dress up as whatever pop star you Wannabe as long as you work it, I Don’t Want No Scrubs.
It may rain so bring an Unbrella-ella-ella.
If you miss this one, you will be lamenting that you Don’t Know Why You Didn’t Come. And that Ain’t No Lie, baby, Bye Bye Bye

 

Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 pk of what you are drinking or more, flashlight, whistle.

Date: Thursday, September 18, 2014. 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm GO!

Theme:  Pop Stars!

Hares: ReTardis & P.O.O.P.(virgin lay)

Beer Hare: TBA (if interested in beerharing please contact ReTardis or email voodoohash@gmail.com)

Start: Publiq House Parking lot, 4528 Freret St., New Orleans, LA 70115

Pre-Lube: Publiq House

On-After: Publiq House (Brassaholics are playing and they are waiving the cover for all hashers)

Dog Friendly?: Yes

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? No

Hash Announcements:

Voodoo Monkey IV –Rego is up!  November 21-23  https://www.facebook.com/events/1452387721695199/

Voodoo Happi Coats – Want a nifty Purple and Black Voodoo Happi Coat to put your patches on? We are taking pre-orders now for the next order of coats (we need a minimum of 12) $40 cash only paid in advance. See Under Cummer for more info. (sizes are Asian so definitely try on someone’s to get a good idea of sizing).

DC RDR – October 11th rego is up on hashspace!

CSH3 Jazz Funeral – Rego is up! October 17-19, 2014 http://www.crescentshiggyh3.com/p/jazz-funeral-2014.html

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Trail # 387 – 911! P.S. Knave & Chicken Pot Guy

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It is a PS Knave and Chicken Pot Guy trail in City Park! So put on your kinky cop outfits, dog collars or hood gear and be prepare for a shitty trail in the park.  Be prepared for an emergency and hopefully you get some cute cops to pat you down.

Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 pk of what you are drinking or more, flashlight, whistle.

Date: Thursday, September 11, 2014. 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm GO!

Theme: 911! Dress as a cop, k9, hoodie rat

Hares: PS Knave & Chicken Pot Guy

Beer Hare: Little Chicken Poop

Start: City Park Dog Park, 30 Zachary Taylor Dr, New Orleans, LA 70124

Pre-Lube: Parkview Tavern, 910 N. Carrollton, NOLA

On-After: Tulane Avenue Bar, 3813 Tulane Ave, NOLA 70119

Dog Friendly?: Yes

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Yes, average trail

Hash Announcements:

GCH3 RDR – Saturday, September13, 2014. https://www.facebook.com/events/340619302772329/?fref=ts

Voodoo Monkey IV –Rego is up!  November 21-23  https://www.facebook.com/events/1452387721695199/

Voodoo Happi Coats – Want a nifty Purple and Black Voodoo Happi Coat to put your patches on? We are taking pre-orders now for the next order of coats (we need a minimum of 12) $40 cash only paid in advance. See Under Cummer for more info. (sizes are Asian so definitely try on someone’s to get a good idea of sizing).

DC RDR – October 11th rego is up on hashspace!

CSH3 Jazz Funeral – Rego is up! October 17-19, 2014 http://www.crescentshiggyh3.com/p/jazz-funeral-2014.html

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Trail # 386 – 8 Bit Nintendo! What’s Warm?, Jewy Jewy Gang Bang, Motherload, Kiwi Wee Wee

 

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Type in your cheat code, don your power glove;
Let’s enter Hyrule to see what you’re made of.
This is no easy journey, this is Simon’s Quest.
Do you have what it takes to save your princess?
Arrive on your Excitebike or in your Rad Racer,
Take your best shot because you are the chaser.
You may see Double Dragon when you hash with the Voodoo,
But don’t think for a second you can fuck around in world 8-2.
You must move like Bo Jackson through the Techmo Bowl,
Press A to dodge Shiggy, B for potholes.
Follow flour lines around the blocks like Tetris,
They say even people from Metroid have come to check this!
Enter this Gauntlet like you’re Mega Man,
When it comes to saving Zelda you best go Ninja Gaiden.
And when the Ikari War is done and Peach knows no duress,
It is not game over; it’s time for the second quest!

Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 pk of what you are drinking or more, flashlight, whistle.

Date: Thursday, September 4, 2014. 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm GO!

Theme: 8 Bit Nintendo!

Hares: What’s Warm?, Jewy Jewy Gang Bang, Motherload, Kiwi Wee Wee

Beer Hare: Shittler’s List

Start:Coliseum Square,  (Euterpe St. and Camp St./Coliseum St.), NOLA 70130

Pre-Lube: Half Moon Bar & Grill, 1125 St. Mary St, NOLA 70130

On-After: Half Moon Bar & Grill

Dog Friendly?: Yes

Shiggy? Light Shiggy

Hash Announcements:

Voodoo Monkey IV –Rego is up!  November 21-23  https://www.facebook.com/events/1452387721695199/

Voodoo Happi Coats – Want a nifty Purple and Black Voodoo Happi Coat to put your patches on? We are taking pre-orders now for the next order of coats (we need a minimum of 12) $40 cash only paid in advance. See Under Cummer for more info. (sizes are Asian so definitely try on someone’s to get a good idea of sizing).

DC RDR – October 11th rego is up on hashspace!

CSH3 Jazz Funeral – Save the Date, October 17-19, 2014 http://www.crescentshiggyh3.com/p/jazz-funeral-2014.html

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