The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail #388 Pop Stars! ReTardis & P.O.O.P.(Virgin Lay)

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From Adele to Zombie. All pop though the ages. Now, Pappa Don’t Preach, that this is a boring theme, if you just Take A Chance On Me I promise to have you seeing Blurred Lines by the End Of The Road. Don’t worry if you Think We’re Alone Now, just follow trail and you’ll end up at the Party in The USA. You can dress up as whatever pop star you Wannabe as long as you work it, I Don’t Want No Scrubs.
It may rain so bring an Unbrella-ella-ella.
If you miss this one, you will be lamenting that you Don’t Know Why You Didn’t Come. And that Ain’t No Lie, baby, Bye Bye Bye

 

Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 pk of what you are drinking or more, flashlight, whistle.

Date: Thursday, September 18, 2014. 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm GO!

Theme:  Pop Stars!

Hares: ReTardis & P.O.O.P.(virgin lay)

Beer Hare: TBA (if interested in beerharing please contact ReTardis or email voodoohash@gmail.com)

Start: Publiq House Parking lot, 4528 Freret St., New Orleans, LA 70115

Pre-Lube: Publiq House

On-After: Publiq House (Brassaholics are playing and they are waiving the cover for all hashers)

Dog Friendly?: Yes

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? No

Hash Announcements:

Voodoo Monkey IV –Rego is up!  November 21-23  https://www.facebook.com/events/1452387721695199/

Voodoo Happi Coats – Want a nifty Purple and Black Voodoo Happi Coat to put your patches on? We are taking pre-orders now for the next order of coats (we need a minimum of 12) $40 cash only paid in advance. See Under Cummer for more info. (sizes are Asian so definitely try on someone’s to get a good idea of sizing).

DC RDR – October 11th rego is up on hashspace!

CSH3 Jazz Funeral – Rego is up! October 17-19, 2014 http://www.crescentshiggyh3.com/p/jazz-funeral-2014.html

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Trail # 387 – 911! P.S. Knave & Chicken Pot Guy

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It is a PS Knave and Chicken Pot Guy trail in City Park! So put on your kinky cop outfits, dog collars or hood gear and be prepare for a shitty trail in the park.  Be prepared for an emergency and hopefully you get some cute cops to pat you down.

Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 pk of what you are drinking or more, flashlight, whistle.

Date: Thursday, September 11, 2014. 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm GO!

Theme: 911! Dress as a cop, k9, hoodie rat

Hares: PS Knave & Chicken Pot Guy

Beer Hare: Little Chicken Poop

Start: City Park Dog Park, 30 Zachary Taylor Dr, New Orleans, LA 70124

Pre-Lube: Parkview Tavern, 910 N. Carrollton, NOLA

On-After: Tulane Avenue Bar, 3813 Tulane Ave, NOLA 70119

Dog Friendly?: Yes

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Yes, average trail

Hash Announcements:

GCH3 RDR – Saturday, September13, 2014. https://www.facebook.com/events/340619302772329/?fref=ts

Voodoo Monkey IV –Rego is up!  November 21-23  https://www.facebook.com/events/1452387721695199/

Voodoo Happi Coats – Want a nifty Purple and Black Voodoo Happi Coat to put your patches on? We are taking pre-orders now for the next order of coats (we need a minimum of 12) $40 cash only paid in advance. See Under Cummer for more info. (sizes are Asian so definitely try on someone’s to get a good idea of sizing).

DC RDR – October 11th rego is up on hashspace!

CSH3 Jazz Funeral – Rego is up! October 17-19, 2014 http://www.crescentshiggyh3.com/p/jazz-funeral-2014.html

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Trail # 386 – 8 Bit Nintendo! What’s Warm?, Jewy Jewy Gang Bang, Motherload, Kiwi Wee Wee

 

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Type in your cheat code, don your power glove;
Let’s enter Hyrule to see what you’re made of.
This is no easy journey, this is Simon’s Quest.
Do you have what it takes to save your princess?
Arrive on your Excitebike or in your Rad Racer,
Take your best shot because you are the chaser.
You may see Double Dragon when you hash with the Voodoo,
But don’t think for a second you can fuck around in world 8-2.
You must move like Bo Jackson through the Techmo Bowl,
Press A to dodge Shiggy, B for potholes.
Follow flour lines around the blocks like Tetris,
They say even people from Metroid have come to check this!
Enter this Gauntlet like you’re Mega Man,
When it comes to saving Zelda you best go Ninja Gaiden.
And when the Ikari War is done and Peach knows no duress,
It is not game over; it’s time for the second quest!

Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 pk of what you are drinking or more, flashlight, whistle.

Date: Thursday, September 4, 2014. 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm GO!

Theme: 8 Bit Nintendo!

Hares: What’s Warm?, Jewy Jewy Gang Bang, Motherload, Kiwi Wee Wee

Beer Hare: Shittler’s List

Start:Coliseum Square,  (Euterpe St. and Camp St./Coliseum St.), NOLA 70130

Pre-Lube: Half Moon Bar & Grill, 1125 St. Mary St, NOLA 70130

On-After: Half Moon Bar & Grill

Dog Friendly?: Yes

Shiggy? Light Shiggy

Hash Announcements:

Voodoo Monkey IV –Rego is up!  November 21-23  https://www.facebook.com/events/1452387721695199/

Voodoo Happi Coats – Want a nifty Purple and Black Voodoo Happi Coat to put your patches on? We are taking pre-orders now for the next order of coats (we need a minimum of 12) $40 cash only paid in advance. See Under Cummer for more info. (sizes are Asian so definitely try on someone’s to get a good idea of sizing).

DC RDR – October 11th rego is up on hashspace!

CSH3 Jazz Funeral – Save the Date, October 17-19, 2014 http://www.crescentshiggyh3.com/p/jazz-funeral-2014.html

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Trail # 385 – Dumb and Dumber When Monster met Mother: Swim Suit Edition! Cockness Monster & Motherload

 

 

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Come on out and celebrate one of these dumbasses birthday.  33 years of stupidity to reflect upon.  Since we are not in Colorado we will be donning swim wear as a salute to this suffocating heat.  The Mutt Cutt van is out of commission you will have to use those sticks you get around on to find the ultimate goal, BEER!  Bring your sluttiest swim wear and a healthy thirst for getting retarded.  Also acceptable costumes include any characters Harry and Lloyd have played, Vera De Milo, and Fire Marshal Bill cum to mind.  Our intelligence may be lacking but we must work out.  Stupid songs will follow.  Mock Yeah, Ing Yeah, Bird Yeah, Mocking Bird. 

Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 pk of what you are drinking or more, flashlight, whistle. (possible multiple beer stops)

Date: Thursday, August 28, 2014. 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm GO!

Theme: Dumb and Dumber When Monster met Mother: Swim Suit Edition

Hares: Cockness Monster, Motherload

Beer Hare: Pussy Whisker

StartDat Bar Parking lot, 1012 Jefferson Hwy, New Orleans, LA 70121

Pre-Lube: Zaddies, 1200 Jefferson Hwy, NOLA 70121

On-After: Recovery Room Bar & Grill, 1715 Jefferson Hwy, New Orleans, LA 70121

Dog Friendly?: Yes

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? A little shiggy and you may get your shoes wet. 

Hash Announcements:

Hareraising for Oct & Nov to occur Tuesday Sept 2nd at noon. If you have questions on the process please email Texticle Teaser at voodoohash@gmail.com

Voodoo Monkey IV – Save the Date! November 21-23  https://www.facebook.com/events/1452387721695199/

Voodoo Happi Coats – Want a nifty Purple and Black Voodoo Happi Coat to put your patches on? We are taking pre-orders now for the next order of coats (we need a minimum of 12) $40 cash only paid in advance. See Under Cummer for more info. (sizes are Asian so definitely try on someone’s to get a good idea of sizing).

Alabama Interhash (August 29-31st) https://www.facebook.com/events/284780841684147/?fref=ts

DC RDR – October 11th rego is up on hashspace!

CSH3 Jazz Funeral – Save the Date, October 17-19, 2014 http://www.crescentshiggyh3.com/p/jazz-funeral-2014.html

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Trail # 384 -Suns Out, Guns Out & Skies Out, Thighs Out! Fucktard, In Tents to Pee, Kiwi Wee Wee, Just Tyler

 

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Let’s celebrate the beginning of the end of this excruiating heat by showing off our summer tans.  Cum in your shortest shorts and skimpiest shirts. Suns Out, Guns Out – show off those weapons with tank tops and sleeveless shirts.  Sleeves will be penalized.  Skies Out, Thighs Out – As Just Tyler says “Glutes out for the sloots”. Do your shorts fit? Better go down a size…the shortest inseam will be rewarded.

Please pick up trail treasure while on trail. And by Trail Treasure, I mean co-eds.

 

Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 pk of what you are drinking or more, flashlight, whistle.

Date: Thursday, August 21, 2014. 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm GO!

Theme: Suns Out, Guns Out, Skies Out, Thighs Out

Hares: Fucktard, In Tents to Pee,  Kiwi Wee-Wee & Just Tyler

Beer Hare: Pussy Whisker

Start: Willow St at Dublin St, New Orleans, LA 70118

Pre-Lube: Carrollton Station, 8140 Willow St, NOLA 70118

On-After: Little Tokyo Small Plates & Noodle Bar, 1340 S. Carrollton Ave, NOLA 70118

Dog Friendly?: Yes

Hash Announcements:

Voodoo Piggie Social – August 23rd, 9:30 pm at Mopho. Those attending MUST be pre-paid by thisThursday August 14th so that we have an accurate count of people for the pig order etc. (pig needs to be ordered a week in advance)  https://www.facebook.com/events/529956520437471/?fref=ts

Hareraising for Oct & Nov to occur Tuesday Sept 2nd at noon. If you have questions on the process please email Texticle Teaser at voodoohash.com

Voodoo Monkey IV – Save the Date! November 21-23  https://www.facebook.com/events/1452387721695199/

Voodoo Happi Coats – Want a nifty Purple and Black Voodoo Happi Coat to put your patches on? We are taking pre-orders now for the next order of coats (we need a minimum of 12) $40 cash only paid in advance. See Under Cummer for more info. (sizes are Asian so definitely try on someone’s to get a good idea of sizing).

Alabama Interhash (August 29-31st) https://www.facebook.com/events/284780841684147/?fref=ts

DC RDR – October 11th rego is up on hashspace!

CSH3 Jazz Funeral – Save the Date, October 17-19, 2014 http://www.crescentshiggyh3.com/p/jazz-funeral-2014.html

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