The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 385 – Dumb and Dumber When Monster met Mother: Swim Suit Edition! Cockness Monster & Motherload

 

 

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Come on out and celebrate one of these dumbasses birthday.  33 years of stupidity to reflect upon.  Since we are not in Colorado we will be donning swim wear as a salute to this suffocating heat.  The Mutt Cutt van is out of commission you will have to use those sticks you get around on to find the ultimate goal, BEER!  Bring your sluttiest swim wear and a healthy thirst for getting retarded.  Also acceptable costumes include any characters Harry and Lloyd have played, Vera De Milo, and Fire Marshal Bill cum to mind.  Our intelligence may be lacking but we must work out.  Stupid songs will follow.  Mock Yeah, Ing Yeah, Bird Yeah, Mocking Bird. 

Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 pk of what you are drinking or more, flashlight, whistle. (possible multiple beer stops)

Date: Thursday, August 28, 2014. 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm GO!

Theme: Dumb and Dumber When Monster met Mother: Swim Suit Edition

Hares: Cockness Monster, Motherload

Beer Hare: Pussy Whisker

StartDat Bar Parking lot, 1012 Jefferson Hwy, New Orleans, LA 70121

Pre-Lube: Zaddies, 1200 Jefferson Hwy, NOLA 70121

On-After: Recovery Room Bar & Grill, 1715 Jefferson Hwy, New Orleans, LA 70121

Dog Friendly?: Yes

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? A little shiggy and you may get your shoes wet. 

Hash Announcements:

Hareraising for Oct & Nov to occur Tuesday Sept 2nd at noon. If you have questions on the process please email Texticle Teaser at voodoohash@gmail.com

Voodoo Monkey IV – Save the Date! November 21-23  https://www.facebook.com/events/1452387721695199/

Voodoo Happi Coats – Want a nifty Purple and Black Voodoo Happi Coat to put your patches on? We are taking pre-orders now for the next order of coats (we need a minimum of 12) $40 cash only paid in advance. See Under Cummer for more info. (sizes are Asian so definitely try on someone’s to get a good idea of sizing).

Alabama Interhash (August 29-31st) https://www.facebook.com/events/284780841684147/?fref=ts

DC RDR – October 11th rego is up on hashspace!

CSH3 Jazz Funeral – Save the Date, October 17-19, 2014 http://www.crescentshiggyh3.com/p/jazz-funeral-2014.html

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Trail # 384 -Suns Out, Guns Out & Skies Out, Thighs Out! Fucktard, In Tents to Pee, Kiwi Wee Wee, Just Tyler

 

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Let’s celebrate the beginning of the end of this excruiating heat by showing off our summer tans.  Cum in your shortest shorts and skimpiest shirts. Suns Out, Guns Out – show off those weapons with tank tops and sleeveless shirts.  Sleeves will be penalized.  Skies Out, Thighs Out – As Just Tyler says “Glutes out for the sloots”. Do your shorts fit? Better go down a size…the shortest inseam will be rewarded.

Please pick up trail treasure while on trail. And by Trail Treasure, I mean co-eds.

 

Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 pk of what you are drinking or more, flashlight, whistle.

Date: Thursday, August 21, 2014. 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm GO!

Theme: Suns Out, Guns Out, Skies Out, Thighs Out

Hares: Fucktard, In Tents to Pee,  Kiwi Wee-Wee & Just Tyler

Beer Hare: Pussy Whisker

Start: Willow St at Dublin St, New Orleans, LA 70118

Pre-Lube: Carrollton Station, 8140 Willow St, NOLA 70118

On-After: Little Tokyo Small Plates & Noodle Bar, 1340 S. Carrollton Ave, NOLA 70118

Dog Friendly?: Yes

Hash Announcements:

Voodoo Piggie Social – August 23rd, 9:30 pm at Mopho. Those attending MUST be pre-paid by thisThursday August 14th so that we have an accurate count of people for the pig order etc. (pig needs to be ordered a week in advance)  https://www.facebook.com/events/529956520437471/?fref=ts

Hareraising for Oct & Nov to occur Tuesday Sept 2nd at noon. If you have questions on the process please email Texticle Teaser at voodoohash.com

Voodoo Monkey IV – Save the Date! November 21-23  https://www.facebook.com/events/1452387721695199/

Voodoo Happi Coats – Want a nifty Purple and Black Voodoo Happi Coat to put your patches on? We are taking pre-orders now for the next order of coats (we need a minimum of 12) $40 cash only paid in advance. See Under Cummer for more info. (sizes are Asian so definitely try on someone’s to get a good idea of sizing).

Alabama Interhash (August 29-31st) https://www.facebook.com/events/284780841684147/?fref=ts

DC RDR – October 11th rego is up on hashspace!

CSH3 Jazz Funeral – Save the Date, October 17-19, 2014 http://www.crescentshiggyh3.com/p/jazz-funeral-2014.html

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Trail # 383 – Monty Python! Fucked by Mapquest & Kiwi Wee-Wee

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Greeting Ladies and Bruces! Thanks to the gift of Atomic Mutation join some of the most foul tempered cruel hares – Arbitrary Country Penis Joke (who is not the messiah, just a very naughty boy), She’s a Lumberjack and She’s Okay, the Man from Scene 42, and the aptly named Sir Not Appearing at this Hash are Haring in the First Anal Monty Python Hash. There will be no questions about the nude in my bed. Please bare in mind that our chief weapon is fear. fear and surprise. our TWO chief weapons are fear, surprise and a ruthless efficiency. Our THREE chief weapons are fear, Surprise, a ruthless efficiency and an almost fanatical devotion to the pope. So cum, but come only if ye be men of valor, for death awaits you all with nasty big pointy teeth. If you are of a more sexy disposition then sit on our face and tell us that you love us.

Trail is A to A-ish and has extra beer stops, plan accordingly. 

Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 pk of what you are drinking or more, flashlight, whistle.  Shiggy socks, bug spray and dry bag strongly recommended.

Date: Thursday, August 14, 2014. 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm GO!

Theme: Monty Python

Hares: Fucked By Mapquest & Kiwi Wee-Wee

Beer Hare: Up Fat Creek Without A Paddleboat

Start: Harrison Ave and Diagonal Drive, City Park

Pre-Lube: Parlay’s, 870 Harrison Ave, NOLA 70124

On-After: Parlay’s

 

Hash Announcements:

 

Voodoo Piggie Social – August 23rd, 9:30 pm at Mopho. Those attending MUST be pre-paid by this Thursday August 14th so that we have an accurate count of people for the pig order etc. (pig needs to be ordered a week in advance)  https://www.facebook.com/events/529956520437471/?fref=ts

Hareraising for Oct & Nov to occur Tuesday Sept 2nd at noon. If you have questions on the process please email Texticle Teaser at voodoohash.com

Voodoo Monkey IV – Save the Date! November 21-23  https://www.facebook.com/events/1452387721695199/

Voodoo Happi Coats – Want a nifty Purple and Black Voodoo Happi Coat to put your patches on? We are taking pre-orders now for the next order of coats (we need a minimum of 12) $40 cash only paid in advance. See Under Cummer for more info. (sizes are Asian so definitely try on someone’s to get a good idea of sizing).

Alabama Interhash (August 29-31st) https://www.facebook.com/events/284780841684147/?fref=ts

DC RDR – October 11th rego is up on hashspace!

CSH3 Jazz Funeral – Save the Date, October 17-19, 2014 http://www.crescentshiggyh3.com/p/jazz-funeral-2014.html

 

 

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#382 – 6th or 7th Anal Red Skirt Run (I’ve lost count)- Everything Butt Sex, Motherload & Antaphylactic Cock

rdr-bunnyNo one has ever finished a hash and said, “Oh my God, Buttsex, we have way too much beer. What are we going to do with all of this beer?” The thing you need to do for this hash is bring extra beer. Fuck the normal 6 pack bullshit. You’re pre-lubing NOH3′s Red Dress Run. You’re the first impression a lot of hashers will get when visiting New Orleans. Whatever amount of beer you were thinking of buying,  buy 3 times that amount of beer. This hash will have multiple beer stops. Rumor mill says you might even find klassy ass box wine along the way. You are not leaving sober. Circle will go on longer than you want. You will be showing up and drinking with your favorite 150ish hashers from around the country. So cum one, cum all! Oh, and for all of you fuckers want a real trail, we thought of you too…..

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Everything Butt Sex

Date: Thursday, August 7th, 2014 6:30 show up, 7:00 hares away!
Hash Cash: $1, BYOB (6 minimum -12 beers recommended),  ID required. 
Theme: Red Skirt Run; RED SKIRT REQUIRED
Hares: Everything Butt Sex, Motherload, Antaphylactic Cock
Beer Hare: Fucktard
Shag Wagon: Batteries Not Included
Start: The park in front of City Hall. 1300 Perdido St. New Orleans, LA 70112

Pre-Lube:  Happy’s Irish Pub, 1009 Poydras St., New Orleans, LA 70112

On-After: Handsome Willy’s, 218 S Robertson St, New Orleans, LA 70112

Dog Friendly?: As long as they are leashed and good with large crowds

Places to buy beer nearby: Rouses at 701 Baronne St., Brother’s at 148 Carondelet, CVS at  800 Canal St (at Carondelet)

P.S.A: Don’t drink and drive! DD’s are good for hashing and boob sizes if you need a cab, here are some #’s: United Cab -504-522-9771, Yellow/Checker Cab: 504-207-7777, Nawlins Cabs 504-522-9059

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Trail # 381 – Second Anal Clitoria’s Secret Fashion Show! Clitoria’s Secret & Scouts On Her

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Time to practice strutting your stuff in your lingerie! It’s the 2nd Anal Clitoria’s Secret Fashion Show! So come dressed in your lace, satin and leather and strut your stuff! Don’t let the hares be the only one looking all purty, come join them!

**Longer than normal trail A to A++**

Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 pack or more, flashlight and whistle, water and bug spray are a good idea as well.

**if you plan to drink more than 6 bring more and remember to drink what you brought, some folks are non-drinkers or allergic to hops or gluten and can only drink certain things*

When:  Thursday, July 31th, 6:30 pm show, &:00 pm Go!

Theme:Second Anal Clitoria’s Secret Fashion Show!

Hare and Co-Hares: Clitoria’s Secret & Scouts On Her

Beer Hare: TBD

Start: Carondelet St & St. Andrew St. New Orleans, LA 70

Pre-Lube Location: Igor’s, 2133 St. Charles Ave., New Orleans, LA 70130

On-After Location:  TBD

Dog Friendly?: Yes

Dry Bag or Special Gear Needed? NA

Hash Announcements!

Voodoo Piggie Social – August 23, 2014. 9:30 pm. See FB event for more info.

Voodoo Monkey IV – Save the Date! November 21-23

Voodoo Happi Coats – Want a nifty Purple and Black Voodoo Happi Coat to put your patches on? We are taking pre-orders now for the next order of coats (we need a minimum of 12) $40 cash only paid in advance. See Under Cummer for more info. (sizes are Asian so definitely try on someone’s to get a good idea of sizing).

New Orleans RDR – August 8 -10th http://nolareddress.com/ price goes up on the 1st of each month!

Alabama Interhash (August 29-31st) https://www.facebook.com/events/284780841684147/?fref=ts

DC RDR – October 11th rego is up on hashspace!

CSH3 Jazz Funeral – Save the Date, October 17-19, 2014

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