The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail #366 – Nerd vs Hipsters! Everything Butt Sex & TWOT

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Are you a nerd with no escape or a nerd by choice? Dig out your worst geeky outfit that we know you owned at one point in your life and show this city what sort of education you received…whether it’s from actual higher learnin’ or what pop culture you learned from hipster king, Pharrell. Join EBS and TWOT as they battle out who looks better in skinny jeans or Urkel suspenders.

Bring: $1 (no coins please), six pack, flashlight & whistle

Date: Thursday April 17, 2014, 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go!

Theme: Nerds vs Hipsters!

Start: Esplanade Ave & Decatur St, New Orleans LA

Hare and Co-Hares: Everything Butt Sex & Teeny Weeny On Top (TWOT)

Beer Hare: TBD

Pre-Lube Location: Balcony Music Club, 1331 Decatur St. New Orleans, LA 70116

On-After Location: TBA

Dog Friendly?: TBA

Hash Announcements!

 

Pensacola RDR – May 30-June

1st. http://survivorh3.com/?page_id=404

New Orleans RDR – August 8 -10th http://nolareddress.com/ price goes up at the end of the month!

DC RDR – October 11th rego is up on hashspace!

 

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Trail #365 -2nd Anal “It’s Festival Season” Trail! Ridin’ Bloody & Conjugal Visitor

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It’s that time of year where we are bombarded by Festivals in New Orleans, French Quarter Fest, Jazz Fest, Strawberry Fest and a bunch more. To celebrate this festy season test out your festival gear and get ready to prime your livers with Ridin’ Bloody and Conjugal Visitor.

Bring: $1 (no coins please), six pack, flashlight & whistle

Date: Thursday April 10, 2014, 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go!

Theme: 2nd Anal “It’s Festival Season” Trail!

Start: Washington Square Park, 735 Elysian Fields, New Orleans LA

Hare and Co-Hares: Ridin’ Bloody & Conjugal Visitor

Beer Hare: TBD

Pre-Lube Location: American Sports Saloon, 1200 Decatur St. New Orleans

On-After Location: American Sports Saloon

Dog Friendly?: Yes, but only if you bring water for your dog.

Hash Announcements!

Flip Your Sister Hash – April 12th http://www.gch3.org/

Pensacola RDR – May 30-June
1st. http://survivorh3.com/?page_id=404

New Orleans RDR – August 8 -10th http://nolareddress.com/

DC RDR – October 11th rego is up on hashspace!

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Trail # 364 – Suburbia! Pitcher’s Mounds

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We’re headed to the land of Cul-de-Sacs and meticulously manicured lawns. Come dressed as your best Donna Reed, Beaver Cleaver, or just bring your best Kennerbrah.

Bring: $1 (no coins please), six pack, flashlight & whistle

Date: Thursday April 3, 2014, 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go!

Theme: Suburbia!

Start: 1125-1145 Lakeshore Dr. , New Orleans LA 70124

Hare and Co-Hares: Pitcher’s Mounds

Beer Hare: Meowschwitz

Pre-Lube Location: Parlays, 870 Harrison Ave, New Orleans, LA 70124

On-After Location: Parlays

Dog Friendly?: Yes

Hash Announcements!

Coonass H3 – Saturday, April 5th Superheroes Hash www.coonassh3.com

Texas Interhash – This weekend in Houston. http://h4.org/txih2014/

Flip Your Sister Hash – April 12th http://www.gch3.org/

Pensacola RDR – May 30-June
1st. http://survivorh3.com/?page_id=404

New Orleans RDR – August 8 -10th http://nolareddress.com/

DC RDR  - October 11th rego is up on hashspace!

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Trail # 358 – Wal-Martians! Grand Opening & Filet Me Lay Me (Birthday Trail!)

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What do you miss most about camping out?  Civilization!!!  And who is more civilized than the denizens of  Wal-Mart?  Cum as your favorite Wal-Martian.  Don’t forget your tails and mullets!! *this will primarily be a pub crawl to pre-lube campout and to celebrate Filet Me’s Birthday!

Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 pack, flashlight & whistle

Date: Thursday, March 27th, 2014 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm GO!

Theme:  Wal-Martians — craziest / tackiest get-up you can find.  Don’t forget your tails and mullets!

Start: 400 Esplanade Ave, New Orleans, LA by the Old New Orleans Mint

Hares: Grand Opening & Filet Me Lay Me (Birthday Trail!)

Beer Hare: 99 Problems

Prelube: Checkpoint Charlie’s, 501 Esplanade Ave.

On After: Checkpoint Charlie’s

Dog Friendly?: No

Hash Announcements:

Voodoo Campout – Some spots still available! Giant Twister! Jello wrestling! Hash Olympics! Beer Mile! Beer and food! Rego is only $79  http://www.voodoohash.com/voodoo-campout-2014/

If you are interested in haring a trail for campout please email Texticle Teaser at voodoohash@gmail.com

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Trail #357 -”The Stabbin’ Cabin” Bearly Blue, Angry Lesbian Tuna Beard, Asses Up, Tits Don’t Fit, Drilling Me Softly

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Bearly Blue’s last VoodooH3 trail before the enlistment in the US Navy, As his goal career was started 1962 Vietnam, this trail will be done Vietnam War style. There will be booby traps on trail, not with spiked bamboo spikes but with glitter and paint. If you are glitter bombed or painted by circle, you’re gonna drink for it. So stay frosty and eyes out, danger close!

This trail is high risk-high reward, the shortest route will also be dirtiest and wettest, the longest route will be safe and dry, but we won’t mark which is which.

If the trail goes on the sidewalk, chances are it’s the Turkey. If it goes through water, chances are it’s the Eagle.

Keep your ditty bags(drybag with hygienic items and change of clothes) STRAC(squared away and handy), this’ll be a dirty one. You WILL be getting wet. You MUST bring waterproof flashlight and whistle. Ka-bar or other self-defense means is recommended. Have a shower buddy ready.

Bring: $1 (no coins please), six pack , flashlight & whistle. Dry bag with change of clothes is necessary!

Date: Thursday, March 20, 2014 6:30 pm meet, Hares away at 6:45 pm, Hounds at 7:15 pm. (Hares are requesting an additional 15 minutes to lay trail)

Theme: ”The Stabbin’ Cabin”-Devils with Rainbow Faces. Run in your cheap skivvies(underwear) and/ or camo!

Start: 1051 Filmore Ave. , New Orleans, LA 70124 The Pavilion(end of Motherload’s tutu trail)

Hares: Bearly Blue, Angry Lesbian Tuna Beard, Asses Up, Tits Don’t Fit, Drilling Me Softly

Beer Hare: Sir Yacksalot

Prelube: Parlay’s Bar, 870 Harrison Avenue

On After: Parlay’s Bar, 870 Harrison Avenue

Dog Friendly?: No

Hash Announcements:

Voodoo Campout – Some spots still available! Giant Twister! Jello wrestling! Hash Olympics! Beer Mile! Beer and food!  http://www.voodoohash.com/voodoo-campout-2014/

If you are interested in haring a trail for campout please email Texticle Teaser at voodoohash@gmail.com

This weekend! March 21st -23rd, 2014 GCH3 600th Hash! Capped at 100 people. For more information http://www.gch3.org/600th-hash.html

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