The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 443 – The Birth of The Cockness Monster! Cockness Monster & KWW

 

cropped cocknessLadies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Jerkwads and Jerkettes.  That time has rolled around once again.  It is the moment we recognise the Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary of that Leader of Men, the only man ever to walk on the surface of Mars, The first of his name and leader of the 7 kingdoms, the one and only – Cockness Monster.  So come one, come all bring your beautiful selves and get ready to party to celebrate Big Cam’s Birthday.

Happy Birthday Phuq Ewe.

 

Bring: $1 (no coins please), a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle. Water for you and your pups! Bug spray is always a good idea for them skeeters!

Date: Thursday August 27, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go!

Theme:Happy Birthday Cockness Monster

Hares (s): The Cockness Monster & KWW

Beer Hare: Cooter Webs

Start: Coliseum Square, corner of Race and Coliseum St., New Orleans LA 70130

Prelube: Half Moon Bar and Grill, 1125 St. Mary St, New Orleans, LA 70130

On-After: The Saint, 961 St. Mary St., New Orleans, LA 70130

Dog Friendly: The Saint may not be

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Nope

Any specific info the pack may need? Low chance of shiggy. Flashlights recommended but not critical. Child’s play. No separate walker’s trail.

Hash Announcements

Voodoo Monkey VSeptember 18-20, 2015 in New Orleans! Rego is up! 69 wankers have already regoed at the cheapest rate so get in before the price goes up again! Hash hotel info has been posted on the event page, email voodoohash@gmail.com if you need to be added or get a fellow wanker on the event page to add you!  http://www.voodoohash.com/voodoo-monkey-v-2015/

Mobile Red Dress Run – September 11-13 go here for more info http://www.gch3.org/mobilerdr.html

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Trail # 442 – Voodoo Goes Back to School! Jackrophiliac, Just Garrett, Just Michelle


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It’s August and Catholic school is back in session! Too bad most of us hashers have failed summer school and have to repeat last year. Come take a tour of the fine educational establishments of New Orleans dressed in your finest naughty schoolboy / trashy nun / whatever (so EASY!). It’s hot, so don’t think wearing a priest outfit or a professor outfit is a good idea. DISCLAIMER: TRUE TRAIL WILL PASS WITHIN 1000 FEET OF A SCHOOL.

 

Bring: $1 (no coins please), a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle. Water for you and your pups! Bug spray is always a good idea for them skeeters!

Date: Thursday August 20, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go!

Theme:Voodoo Goes Back to Prep School

Hares (s): Jackrophiliac, Just Garrett, Just Michelle

Beer Hare: Atomic Dyke

Start: Montiero Poopy Dog Park (Behind Breaux Mart on Magazine, Pleasant and Camp)

Prelube: Balcony Bar,

On-After: Probably also Balcony Bar

Dog Friendly: Mostly dog and stroller friendly.

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Don’t forget your homework!

Any specific info the pack may need? Low chance of shiggy. Flashlights recommended but not critical. Child’s play. No separate walker’s trail.

Hash Announcements

Hareraising – Wednesday, August 19 at noon! First Cum, First Serve, virgin hares welcome (just get an experienced co-hare to pop your cherry!). We will definitely be doing dates in September and October, and probably November too! No repeats to allow for a range of hares and trails! Got questions feel free to message Texticle Teaser or email voodoohash@gmail.com. See specific guidelines on FB post or ask me to email it to you before Wednesday at 9 am.

Voodoo Monkey VSeptember 18-20, 2015 in New Orleans! Rego is up! 69 wankers have already regoed at the cheapest rate so get in before the price goes up again! Hash hotel info has been posted on the event page, email voodoohash@gmail.com if you need to be added or get a fellow wanker on the event page to add you!  http://www.voodoohash.com/voodoo-monkey-v-2015/

Alabama Interhash – August 21st – 23rd, $75 rego, go here for more info and rego. http://www.hashbham.com/

Mobile Red Dress Run – September 11-13 go here for more info http://www.gch3.org/mobilerdr.html

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Trail # 441 – Daddy’s Little Squirt! Fucked by Mapquest, Squirt & Just Stephanie

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Durex may be a girl’s best friend, but Trojan slipped one by Clitoria’s Secret, so now we’re going to shower dad with hashy baby gifts. Wear your best spitup blouse or diaper to trail, bring your strollers and bottles, because every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great!

Bring: $1 (no coins please), a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle. Water for you and your pups! Bug spray is always a good idea for them skeeters!

Date: Thursday August 13, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go!

Theme: Daddy’s Little Squirt!

Hares (s):Fucked by Mapquest, Squirt & Just Stephanie

Beer Hare: Atomic Dyke

Start: Mick’s Irish Pub, 4801 Bienville St, New Orleans, LA

Prelube: Mick’s Irish Pub

On-After: Mick’s Irish Pub

Dog Friendly: As long as you take proper care of your bitches. Consult the bar for their dog policy

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Standard “fuck, it’s August” water rations, etc

Any specific info the pack may need? Don’t forget to bring a baby gift for Clitoria’s Secret. Shower will be immediately following circle in the back room of Mick’s. Food and cake provided, pay as you go beer.

Hash Announcements

Hareraising – Wednesday, August 19 at noon! First Cum, First Serve, virgin hares welcome (just get an experienced co-hare to pop your cherry!). We will definitely be doing dates in September and October, and probably November too! No repeats to allow for a range of hares and trails! Got questions feel free to message Texticle Teaser or email voodoohash@gmail.com.

Voodoo Monkey VSeptember 18-20, 2015 in New Orleans! Rego is up! 69 wankers have already regoed at the cheapest rate so get in before the price goes up again! Hash hotel info has been posted on the event page, email voodoohash@gmail.com if you need to be added or get a fellow wanker on the event page to add you!  http://www.voodoohash.com/voodoo-monkey-v-2015/

Alabama Interhash – August 21st – 23rd, $75 rego, go here for more info and rego. http://www.hashbham.com/

Mobile Red Dress Run – September 11-13 go here for more info http://www.gch3.org/mobilerdr.html

 

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Trail # 440 – Anal Red Skirt Run! Scouts On Her, Pimping and Pandering, Urine Asian, Kiwi Wiwi, Jackrophilac, Cockness Monster

 

RSR 2015

Come one, CUM AGAIN! To the grade 4 ring circus of VOOODOO Hash House Harriers RED SKIRT RUN brought to you by Pimping and Pandering and Scouts On Her!

Step right up! We have something for everyone!  Like Shiggy and racists! We’ve got that!  Like a gentle exploration of the lovely city of New Orleans? Got that too!  How bout a lovely pubcrawl following a hot piece of ass and a sexy panda bear? Yup So step right up, get your rego, grab a beer and ON-On to the Red Skirt Run!

This lovely trail will be bike friendly, foot friendly and accessible to all peoples.  It is also A-B PAY ATTENTION ASSHOLES, A-B!!!!  So you are strongly encouraged to take a cab, a bike, an Uber, a carpool, a public transportation (streetcar or bus maps and links attached).

There will be 3 trail options available: Fat boy/walker trail, average runner trail, ballbuster trail.

When: Thursday, August 6, 2015, 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm hares away!

Bring: $1 (no coins please), a minimum of a 6 pk (but you can and probably should bring more), flashlight, whistle and ID!

Theme: Red Skirt Run! Wear a red skirt duh!

Start: Esplanade traffic circle just inside City Park, Dreyfous Dr and Lelong Dr.  New Orleans LA

Pre Lube: Liuzza’s at the Track (1518 N Lopez, NOLA 70119)/ RDR Registration at the Fair Grounds (1751 Gentilly Blvd, NOLA 70119)

On After: Handsome Willy’s, 218 S. Robertson New Orleans 70112

Hares: Scouts On Her, Pimping and Pandering, Urine Asian, Kiwi Wiwi, Jackrophilac, Cockness Monster

Beer Hare: Tidy Bowl Man

Sag Wagon: TBA

Dog Friendly:  It sure is, provided they aren’t terrorists or ill behaved shits! (please make sure that all dogs are leashed, and please make sure to provide water for them.)

Where to get beer near start: Canesco’s Market, 3135 Esplanade Ave, New Orleans, LA 70119

Transportation Options (Please note trail is A to far B!):

From Downtown/French Quarter

Car – you can drive to start and there will be a plan to carpool people back to start but you will likely have been drinking, DON’T DRINK & DRIVE!

Public Transportation – ($1.25) 2 major lines will drop you right at start
–# 91 Jackson/Esplanade – get on around Rampart and get off at start, get off at the stop near Mystery Street if you still need to grab beer and hit up Canesco’s Market.  http://www.norta.com/Maps-Schedules/System-Map/Line.aspx?ID=9575

#48 Canal/City Park/Museum (not the Cemeteries!) – grab anywhere along Canal St going away from the river. Due to construction they are running buses rather than streetcars along the line. http://www.norta.com/Maps-Schedules/System-Map/Line.aspx?ID=9560

Uber —Uber is in the city and a ride will be between $12-$20. Request to go to New Orleans Museum of Art. If you don’t already have the app you can download here and the first ride (up to $20) is free. https://get.uber.com/invite/0bwk7

 Taxis –  If you are downtown or in the French Quarter you can hop into a taxi and tell them to take you to by New Orleans Museum of Art

From RDR Expo at the Fairgrounds (1751 Gentilly Blvd, NOLA 70124)
Expo to Start
it’s about a mile away and probably easiest to carpool, walk or drive to start.

If you have specific questions feel free to post on the Voodoo FB page or email voodoohash@gmail.com

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Trail # 439 – Stand By Me! Dead Cell & Cooter Webs

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Come hang with some of your favorite weirdos for trail in Lakeview!

A to A+

Bring: $1 (no coins please), a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle. Water for you and your pups! Bug spray is always a good idea for them skeeters!

Date: Thursday July 30th, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go!

Theme: Stand By Me

Hares (s):Cooter Webs & Dead Cell

Beer Hare: Just Garrett

Start: Parlay’s, 870 Harrison Ave, New Orleans, LA 70124

Prelube: Parlay’s

On-After: Parlay’s

Dog Friendly: Yes, as long as leashed and you bring water for them.

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? It’s hot! Remember to hydrate! Mild Shiggy

Any specific info the pack may need? A walking trail may be non-existent. Lazy wankers may have to follow true trail. We’ll see how much bitching there is at start.

Hash Announcements

Red Skirt Run – August 6th regular trail time, red skirts mandatory, so start looking for that flirty little skirt. Trail info here http://www.voodoohash.com/2015/07/27/trail-440-anal-red-skirt-run-scouts-on-her-pimping-and-pandering-urine-asian-kiwi-wiwi-jackrophilac-cockness-monster/

Voodoo Monkey VSeptember 18-20, 2015 in New Orleans! Rego is up! First 69 to rego get the $69 rego price then it goes up! Hash hotel info has been posted on the event page, email voodoohash@gmail.com if you need to be added or get a fellow wanker on the event page to add you!  http://www.voodoohash.com/voodoo-monkey-v-2015/

New Orleans Red Dress Run – August 7-9 for hashers! Rego earlier rather than later! http://www.nolareddress.com/

Alabama Interhash – August 21st – 23rd, $75 rego, go here for more info and rego. http://www.hashbham.com/

 

Mobile Red Dress Run – September 11-13th, rego is up! more info here http://www.gch3.org/mobilerdr.html

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