The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 468 – It’s LENT! – Cooter Webs, Cockness Monster, Petrified Wood, & What’s Warm

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Mardi Gras is over and now is the time to pay for our sins.  It is LENT you wankers, prepare for the coming of the Lord and savior (we know he can’t go hashing). Join us in a celebration of pretending to give up things so that we look like good little Catholic boys and girls.

Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 Pack, flashlight, whistle

Date: February 11, 2016  6:30 pm Show, 7:00 pm Go

Theme: Lent – the holiest time of the year

Start: The Parking lot next to the Galley Restaurant  2535 Metairie Rd, Metairie, LA 70001

Hare and Co-Hares: Cooter Webs, Cockness Monster, Petrified Wood & What’s Warm

Beer Hare: Sir Yacks a Lot

Pre-Lube Location: Martine’s  2347 Metairie Rd, Metairie, LA 70001

On-After Location: Oscars 2027 Metairie Rd, Metairie, LA 70005

Dog Friendly?: should be.

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Nothing out of the ordinary…Definitely want a flashlight!

Any specific info the pack may need? (shiggy, long trail, water shoes, dry bag etc) A to a walkable A+

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc) Around 4.5 miles

Hash Announcements:
Awards are this week!  Check attendance to see if you have earned coveted Voodoo Stuff!

Biloxi 800th: March 18 – 20th Biloxi, MS

Voodoo Campout: April 15 – 17, 2016, Renaissance Festival Grounds.  Rego at www.voodoohash.com!

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Trail # 467 – Muses! – What’s Warm, In the Kitchen

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SPECIAL NOTE:  TIME CHANGE!!!!  Hares away at 6:05pm Sharp!  Hounds away at 6:15pm Sharp!

Calling all wankers and wankettes!  Cum join the Voodoo Hash House Harriers in revelry as we celebrate carnival’s finest all-female parade – Muses!!!!  Don your most vibrant dresses, wigs and high heels, if you dare!  True trail will be just less than 2 miles, have no beer near and start early to avoid any logistical issues with the parade.  That said, half of a trail is probably just right for you half-minds anyway.  Stick around after circle to watch the parade.  Bring plenty of beer as the caskets will be available for hasher use at the parade route.  But just because there is no beer near, don’t think y’all are getting through trail without pounding plenty of booze!  (King cake vodka is all over the shelves right now.  Wink, wink.)  Hope to see y’all at the Mardi Gras!

On On! – What’s Warm?

BRING: $1 (no coins please), 6-pack (or more for the parade) Blinky beads, & noisemakers (whistles)

DATE: Thursday, February 4th 5:45 show 6:15 Go (Hares away at 6:05pm SHARP!!!!!!)

THEME: MUSES!!!!

START: Coliseum Park (by the fountain) 1401 Camp New Orleans, LA 70130

HARES: What’s Warm?, In the Kitchen

BEER HARE: Enough Already!

Pre-Lube: NOLA Mardi Gras traffic jams

On After: Muses parade

Dog friendly? On trail sure, but dogs are not allowed at parades, so leave your pup at home.

Any specific info the pack may need? (shiggy, long trail, water shoes, dry bag etc): Nope.

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc) 
Just less than 2 miles.  A to A’

Hash Announcements: 

Hareraising is Wednesday, Feb 3rd – 12 Noon.  Comment on the FB post or email Voodoohash@gmail.com at Noon!

Awards will be next week – Feb 11th

Mardi Gras Madness (NOH3/Crescent Shiggy) Feb 5-7 $10 per day pay as you go see Noh3.com for more details.

Biloxi 800th: March 18 – 20th Biloxi, MS

Voodoo Campout: April 15 – 17, 2016, Renaissance Festival Grounds.  Rego at www.voodoohash.com!

 

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Trail # 466: The Hash is Out of Control! – Jackrophiliac, Dead Cell, and Tits Don’t Fit

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Bring your Safety Buddy and reflective vests, because this Hash has gotten OUT OF CONTROL! The only way we can keep having a hash is by making sure nobody has their jimmies rustled one bit, so we’re going to Metairie/Lakeview where it’s nice and safe. Tell your parents we will have you home by 9 for your bath and bedtime story.

Bring: $1 (no coins please),  a 6-pack, flashlight, & whistle.

Date: January 28, 2016. 6:30 Show 6:69 Go

Theme: The Hash is Out of Control! Come dressed as a social justice warrior or a godless heathen with no common decency or respect. You choose.

Start:  Parking lot behind First NBC Bank, Harrison Ave and General Diaz St.

Hare and Co-Hares: Jackrophiliac, Dead Cell, Tits Don’t Fit

Beer Hare: Pussy Whisker

Pre-Lube Location: Parlay’s, 870 Harrison Ave, New Orleans, LA 70124

On-After Location: Hopefully not Parlay’s. Maybe Bulldog?

Dog Friendly?: All God’s creatures are welcome

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Flashlights, safety buddy, safety whistle, GPS emergency button, blankey, adult supervision, a coat (you’ll catch cold), hand warmers, pack of tissues, juice box, inhaler, allergy medicine, glasses, emergency contact information, life jacket, helmet, knee pads, change of underwear…..

Any specific info the pack may need? (shiggy, long trail, water shoes, dry bag etc) Be sure to use the crosswalks and stay in well-lit areas!

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc) Scouted true trail was 3.94 mi

Hash Announcements:

HareRaising Feb 3rd @ 12 Noon for March – May

Voodoo Campout: April 15 – 17, 2016, Renaissance Festival Grounds.  Rego at www.voodoohash.com

Biloxi 800th: March 18 – 20th Biloxi, MS

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Trail #465: XXX – Fucked By Mapquest and Can I Watch

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Cum early, cum often, cum scout your parade location or just start your pre-lube a day early. Either way, the theme is as open as VittyCent’s diaper – bare as you dare or as high proof as you can take.

Bring: $1 (no coins please),  a 6-pack, flashlight, & whistle.
Date: Thursday, January 21, 2016
Theme: XXX
Start: 42 Architect Alley (Den of Muses)
Hare and Co-Hares: Fucked By Mapquest and Can I Watch
Beer Hare: Urine Circle
Pre-Lube Location: Mimi’s (2601 Royal St, New Orleans, LA 70117)
On-After Location: Mimi’s (2601 Royal St, New Orleans, LA 70117)
Dog Friendly?: sure
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Bring flashlight and warm clothes.
Any specific info the pack may need? (shiggy, long trail, water shoes, dry bag etc):  Trail will be A to A prime (less than 1/2 mile from start)
Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc) True trail >5 miles.

Hash Announcements:

Voodoo Campout: April 15 – 17, 2016, Renaissance Festival Grounds.  Rego information cumming soon.

Biloxi 800th: March 18 – 20th Biloxi, MS

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Trail # 464 – ’80 to 80 – Extra Virgin Anal Oil & Slam Bam Thank You Lamb

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From the ’80’s to 80 – whether you’re bringing neon and leg warmers back or having a hard time remembering what the 1980’s looked like, this trail will help you feel young again! Wear your favorite side ponies and headbands (if you’d like to pay tribute to the Goblin King of tight pants) or dress as your 80 year old self – socks with sandals acceptable – and maybe you can confuse our resident senior IME enough to make it to the front of the pack!

Bring: $1 (no coins please),  a 6-pack, flashlight, & whistle.
Date: Thursday, January 14, 2016
Theme: From the ’80’s to 80
Start: 5500 Tchoupitoulas St (Car wash Parking lot)
Hare and Co-Hares: Extra Virgin Anal Oil and Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
Beer Hare: Pussy Whisker
Pre-Lube Location: Dos Jefes Bar (5535 Tchoupitoulas St)
On-After Location: St. Joe’s Bar (5535 Magazine St)
Dog Friendly?: sure
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Bring flashlight and warm clothes.
Any specific info the pack may need? (shiggy, long trail, water shoes, dry bag etc):  Trail will be A to A prime (less than 1/2 mile from start)
Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc) True trail 4.5-5 mile

Hash Announcements:

Voodoo Campout: April 15 – 17, 2016, Renaissance Festival Grounds.  Rego information cumming soon.

Biloxi 800th: March 18 – 20th Biloxi, MS

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