The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 425 -Second Anal Half Baked Yeast Infection Down Under!What’s Warm & Kiwi Wee Wee

2nd Half Baked Yeast Infection Down Under

Weed. 100th Analversary of Anzac Day. Bread. What more could you ask for?

Bring: $1 (no coins please), a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle.

Date: Thursday April 23, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go!

Theme: Second Anal Half Baked Yeast Infection Down Under!

Hares (s): What’s Warm & Kiwi Wee Wee

Beer Hare: Jewy Jewy Gang Bang

Start:Harrison Ave. and Diagonal Dr. loop in City Park

Prelube: Parlay’s, 870 Harrison Ave, NOLA 70124

On-After: Parlay’s

Dog Friendly: Yes

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Definitely a flashlight and expect some shiggy.

Hash Announcements

Voodoo Kill the Keg Sloshball Day at the Park! April 18th, 10 am. Thanks to everyone who came out! The keg is dead!

Hash Erections – Moved to May 7th at the hash, nominations due May 5th. Email undercummer@gmail.com with nominations. More details here: Hash Erections Info Sheet

CoonAss H3 – April 25, 2015 White Dress Run. https://www.facebook.com/events/589752334491922/

Pensacola RDR – May 29-31, 2015. Rego is up! http://survivorh3.com/

New Orleans Red Dress Run – August 7-9 for hashers! Early bird rego starts April 15th- April 30th for lowest price http://www.nolareddress.com/

go north of pin to find loop, google maps pinned the intersection too far south.

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Trail # 424 – Choose Your Holiday! Saved by the Bush & Dead Cell

choose your holiday
The hares have a fun trail planned — don’t be alarmed that it’s outside of the city! There’s still beer, and running, and flour, and drinking, and singing, and shenanigans. True trail should be about five miles. They hope to see y’all there!
These are your many options for April 16th (according to checkitday.com):
 Celebrate Teen Literature Day!
Get to Know Your Customer Day!
National Ask an Atheist Day!
National Baked Ham with Pineapple Day!
National Eggs Benedict Day!
National High Five Day!
National Wear Your Pajamas to Work Day!
Save the Elephant Day!
Holocaust Remembrance Day!
National Healthcare Decision Day!
Teach Your Daughter to Volunteer Day!

Bring:  $1 (no coins please), a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle.

Date:  Thursday April 16, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go!

Theme: Choose Your Holiday!

Co-Hares & Co- Caddies: Saved by the Bush & Dead Cell

Beer Hare: Just Beth

Start:Tarpon Joe’s

Prelube: Tarpon Joe’s, 2205 David Dr, Metairie LA 70003

On-After: Tarpon Joe’s

Dog Friendly: Yes

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? No

 

Hash Announcements

Voodoo Kill the Keg Sloshball Day at the Park! April 18th, 10 am. See FB event for more info. Email voodoohash@gmail.com or post on FB group if you need to be added.

Hash ErectionsApril 30th at the hash, nominations due April 27. Email undercummer@gmail.com with nominations.  More details here: Erections Info Sheet

Pensacola RDRMay 29-31, 2015. Rego is up! http://survivorh3.com/

New Orleans Red Dress Run – August 7-9 for hashers! Early bird rego starts April 15th- April 30th for lowest price http://www.nolareddress.com/

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Trail #423 – Caddyshack Masters! Doofus White Boy & Spank Me Maybe

 

doofus golf

Since none of us were selected this year, last year and, as a matter of fact, in any future year, We will have our own nine hole tournament on trail – pack will be divided into foursomes sent forth to find holes on trail. Balls and putters will be provided
Dress in golf or preppy country club attire. Collared shirts, bright shorts, pink skirts, visors and if in doubt do what a Doofus would do and wear plaid, plaid and plaid.
Best golf costume and lowest score will receive a green or plaid jacket from the Doofus collection.

 

Bring:  $1, 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle.

Date:  Thursday April 9, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go!

Theme: Caddyshack Masters (golf attire)

Co-Hares & Co- Caddies: Doofus White Boy & Spank Me Maybe

Beer Hare: TBD

Start:Neutral Ground on Audubon Blvd just south of Claiborne Ave (near Tulane University)

Prelube: Roberts Bar 3125 Calhoun Street, just North of Claiborne, NOLA 70125

On-After: TBD

Dog Friendly: Yes

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? No

 

Hash Announcements

Voodoo Kill the Keg Sloshball Day at the Park! April 18th, 10 am. See FB event for more info. Email voodoohash@gmail.com or post on FB group if you need to be added.

Hash ErectionsApril 30th at the hash, nominations due April 27. Email undercummer@gmail.com with nominations.  More details here: Erections Info Sheet

Voodoo Campout 2015 –  Thanks to everyone who came to Campout!

Alabama Florida Interhash – this weekend, see GCH3 FB page for more info.

Pensacola RDRMay 29-31, 2015. Rego is up! http://survivorh3.com/

New Orleans Red Dress Run – August 7-9 for hashers! Early bird rego starts April 15th- April 30th for lowest price http://www.nolareddress.com/

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Trail # 417 – A 3 HOUR TOUR a.k.a. Gilligan’s Island!!!Enough Already, Pitchers Mounds, SOSA, & Mystery Hare

TikiBarHash
“Just sit right back and you’ll see a trail,
a trail of a few shitshows,
that’s starting from a tiki bar,
and ending with virgin hoes.”

Bring:  $1, 6-pack (at least), flashlight, & whistle. Please dress in COSTUME & bring as many VIRGINS as possible. This is going to be drunk fun. It’s campout pre-lube & my office is closed on Friday!!! I suggest bring extra money for extras (booze, food, hookers, cabs, etc.)

Date:  Thursday April 2, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go!

Theme: A 3 HOUR TOUR a.k.a. Gilligan’s Island!!!

Hares: Enough Already, Pitchers Mounds, SOSA, & Mystery Hare

Beer Hare: Snatch Shot

Start: Grassy area at N. Peters and Conti St. (this may shift to a nearby location)

Prelube: Felipe’s, 301 N Peters St, New Orleans LA 70130

On-After: Tiki Tolteca, 301 N Peters St, New Orleans LA 70130

Dog Friendly: Sure, just not inside the bar(s)

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? No

 

Hash Announcements

Crash Space for this week’s trail – We will have a couple of out of town visitors for this Thursday’s trail, the Pre-lube for Campout. If you are able to host please let Texticle Teaser know on FB or email her at voodoohash@gmail.com

Voodoo Campout 2015 –   April 3-5 at the Ren Faire Grounds in Hammond. Got questions email voodoohash@gmail.com More info here http://www.voodoohash.com/voodoo-campout-2015/ if you have signed up make sure to check out the FB event page. Rego on site cash only after March 30th.

Going to campout and want to help out with trail, planning, ideas etc.? Please email undercummer@gmail.com or voodoohash@gmail.com

Pensacola RDR – May 29-31, 2015. Rego is up! http://survivorh3.com/

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Trail # 416 – Recycle yo $h!t! KW3 & Dead Cell

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All right jerks, so we’re gonna drink and run on Thursday, we’ve been at this for a while now. Was there a theme you enjoyed in the last year? Well feel free to re live it. Pull that costume out of the back of the closet and recycle yo $h!t.

Bring:  $1 (no coins please); six pack of beer, flashlight and whistle.

Date:  Thursday March 26, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go!

Theme: Recycle yo $h!t

Hares: KW3 & Dead Cell

Beer Hare: TBD

Start: Magazine St & Exposition Blvd, New Orleans LA 70118

Prelube: Cooter Brown’s, 509 S. Carrollton Ave, NOLA 70118

On-After: Cooter Brown’s, 509 S. Carrollton Ave, NOLA 70118

Dog Friendly: Yup

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Nah

 

Hash Announcements

Crash Space for next week’s trail – We will have a couple of out of town visitors for next Thursday’s trail, the Pre-lube for Campout. If you are able to host please let Texticle Teaser know on FB or email her at voodoohash@gmail.com

Voodoo Campout 2015 –   April 3-5 at the Ren Faire Grounds in Hammond. Got questions email voodoohash@gmail.com More info here http://www.voodoohash.com/voodoo-campout-2015/ if you have signed up make sure to check out the FB event page.

Going to campout and want to help out with trail, planning, ideas etc.? Please email undercummer@gmail.com or voodoohash@gmail.com

Pensacola RDR – May 29-31, 2015. Rego is up! http://survivorh3.com/

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