The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 429 – 3rd Anal Clitoria’s Secret Fashion Show! Clitoria’s Secret, Scouts On Her & Crack Inside Her

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Don’t worry everyone this is not going to be a ball buster like last year, just a leisurely Clitoria’s Secret fashion show. Bring your wings wangs and lingerie and strut your stuff on the catwalk on the catwalk baby.

Bring: $1 (no coins please), a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle.

Date: Thursday May 21, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go!

Theme: 3rd Anal Clitoria’s Secret Fashion Show

Hares (s):  Clitoria’s Secret, Scouts On Her & Crack Inside Her

Beer Hare: Just Meg

Start: Park in front of City Hall, 1300 Peridido St, New Orleans, LA 70112

Prelube: Happy’s Irish Pub, 1009 Poydras St, New Orleans LA 70112

On-After: TBA

Dog Friendly: Sure, if they wear something sexy!

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? LINGERIE, don’t be a pussy dress up and strut your stuff on the cat walk. Trail is slightly a-b but walkable.

Hash Announcements

Pensacola RDR – May 29-31, 2015. Rego is up and almost maxed out! http://survivorh3.com/

New Orleans Red Dress Run – August 7-9 for hashers! Rego earlier rather than later! http://www.nolareddress.com/

Voodoo Monkey V – save the date September 18-20, 2015 in New Orleans, more info cumming soon. Hash hotel info has been posted on the event page, email voodoohash@gmail.com if you need to be added or get a fellow wanker on the event page to add you!

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Trail # 428 – Drunk Racist Hashers on Magazine! Jackrophiliac & Clitoria’s Secret

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It’s May so that means it’s time to get our asses in shape again! Running shape or drinking shape, whichever you need work on THIS TRAIL IS FOR YOU. Trail will be 6 miles and have NUMEROUS beer stops (at least 4…) so be sure to bring BEER! trail should be about 6 miles, but there will be a shorter option for wa*kers (probably around 2-3). The trail will be dog friendly, but the hash needs to STAY OFF MAGAZINE STREET.

Bring: $1 (no coins please), a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle.

Date: Thursday May 14, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go!

Theme: Drunk Racist Hashers on Magazine

Hares (s): Jackrophiliac & Clitoria’s Secret

Beer Hare: Doofus White Boy & Snatch Shot

Start:Grits Bar, 530 Lyons St, NOLA 70115 (Annunciation and Lyons)

Prelube: Grits Bar, 530 Lyons St, NOLA 70115

On-After: Probably Le Bon Temps Roule but subject to change.

Dog Friendly: Yes

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? May want to bring extra beer and/or water, there will be a turkey/eagle.

Hash Announcements

Hash Erections – Will be announced at Circle!

Pensacola RDR – May 29-31, 2015. Rego is up! http://survivorh3.com/

New Orleans Red Dress Run – August 7-9 for hashers! Rego earlier rather than later! http://www.nolareddress.com/

Voodoo Monkey V – save the date September 18-20, 2015 in New Orleans, more info cumming soon.

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Trail #427 – 4th Anal German Sparkle Party! ReTardis & Conjugal Visitor

 

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German Sparkle Party Video

Ja, it zat time of ze year. Ze Gerhmans are cumming and zey are fabulous.

Bring your party pants, rubber boot, and hahahahahaha (creepy laugh). As always, BY SHOWING UP AT THE HASH YOU AGREE TO BE GLITTER BOMBED. If you don’t show up in costume, your are guaranteed to be glitter bombed (and probably champagned) Dog and walker friendly.

 

Bring: $1 (no coins please), a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle. Party pants and rubber boots highly recommended!

Date: Thursday May7, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go!

Theme: 4th Anal German Sparkle Party

Hares (s): ReTardis & Conjugal Visitor

Beer Hare: Antaphylactic Cock

Start:Field at Mazant St and Royal Street, NOLA 70117

Prelube: J & J Sports Lounge, 800 Frances St, NOLA 70117

On-After: TBA

Dog Friendly: Yes

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Be prepared for ze glitter bombings

Hash Announcements

Hash Erections – If you have done 10 trails or more please pick up your ballot when you check in with hash cash Hash Erections Info Sheet

Hash Awards! – If you are due an award this Thursday is the night to cum out for circle!

Pensacola RDR – May 29-31, 2015. Rego is up! http://survivorh3.com/

New Orleans Red Dress Run – August 7-9 for hashers! Rego earlier rather than later! http://www.nolareddress.com/

 

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Trail #426 – los Mexicanos Sucios! Cockness Monster y Motherload (y el espiritu de Extra Virgin Anal Oil)

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Bienvenido a La Perezosa Hash Mexicana de Cockness y Motherload. Sus dos coyotes se guiará hacia el norte donde las oportunidades y puestos de trabajo son mejores . El camino puede ser traicionero . Puede haber cruces de agua , cruces de carretera . Sé rápido y no se queden atrapado de inmigración.

Traes: un dolares, seis cervazas, pito, y literna

Fecha: jueves, 30 de abril, 2015

Tema: los Mexicanos Sucios

Inicio: 700 tiempo de hash

Coyotes : Cockness Monster y Motherload (y el espiritu de Extra Virgin Anal Oil)

Cerveza Hare : Kiwi Wee Wee

Salida: Lowes, 121 Jefferson Highway, 70121

Pre -Lube Ubicación: Zaddie’s Tavern 1200 Jefferson Highway, New Orleans, LA 70121

On- Después Ubicación: Zaddie’s Tavern 1200 Jefferson Highway, New Orleans, LA 70121 

Se aceptan perros: Sí

Hareraiser translation/notes: 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm the Mexicans away. Meet at the Lowes at 121 Jefferson Hwy, bring a dollar, 6 pk, flashlight and whistle. Dog friendly trail

Hash Announcements

Hash Erections – Moved to May 7th at the hash, nominations due May 5th. Email undercummer@gmail.com with nominations. More details here: Hash Erections Info Sheet

Pensacola RDR – May 29-31, 2015. Rego is up! http://survivorh3.com/

New Orleans Red Dress Run – August 7-9 for hashers! Early bird rego starts April 15th- April 30th for lowest price http://www.nolareddress.com/. Price goes up after tomorrow!

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Trail # 425 -Second Anal Half Baked Yeast Infection Down Under!What’s Warm & Kiwi Wee Wee

2nd Half Baked Yeast Infection Down Under

Weed. 100th Analversary of Anzac Day. Bread. What more could you ask for?

Bring: $1 (no coins please), a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle.

Date: Thursday April 23, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go!

Theme: Second Anal Half Baked Yeast Infection Down Under!

Hares (s): What’s Warm & Kiwi Wee Wee

Beer Hare: Jewy Jewy Gang Bang

Start:Harrison Ave. and Diagonal Dr. loop in City Park

Prelube: Parlay’s, 870 Harrison Ave, NOLA 70124

On-After: Parlay’s

Dog Friendly: Yes

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Definitely a flashlight and expect some shiggy.

Hash Announcements

Voodoo Kill the Keg Sloshball Day at the Park! April 18th, 10 am. Thanks to everyone who came out! The keg is dead!

Hash Erections – Moved to May 7th at the hash, nominations due May 5th. Email undercummer@gmail.com with nominations. More details here: Hash Erections Info Sheet

CoonAss H3 – April 25, 2015 White Dress Run. https://www.facebook.com/events/589752334491922/

Pensacola RDR – May 29-31, 2015. Rego is up! http://survivorh3.com/

New Orleans Red Dress Run – August 7-9 for hashers! Early bird rego starts April 15th- April 30th for lowest price http://www.nolareddress.com/

go north of pin to find loop, google maps pinned the intersection too far south.

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