Posted May 21st, 2013 by hareraiser
Had a thing for Rainbow Brite? Wondered why there were so few female Smurfs? Alwasy wanted to play with your own sword? Buttdreaux wants you to revisit your childhood and come as a character from your favorite childhood cartoon or show! So bust out the furry costumes, swords and other cartoonish accessories and come play in Metry!
Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 pk, flashlight, whistle and childhood memories.
When: Thursday, May 23, 2013 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm GO!
Theme: Your Favorite Childhood Cartoons
Hare(s): Buttdreaux Butt Paste
Beer Hare: TBA
Start: (Toys “R” Us parking lot) 3609 Veterans Blvd, Metairie LA 70002
Pre-Lube: Lager’s 3501 Veterans Blvd, Metairie LA 70002
On-After: TBA
Hash Announcements!
New Orleans Red Dress Run (August 10th), Registration price goes up on June 1st so register now for the cheaper rate. http://nolareddress.com/
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Posted May 14th, 2013 by hareraiser
Do you have your party pants? What about your rubber boots?
The German Sparkle Party returns to grace the Marigny with out glittery presence.
Warning: Much like getting wet while sitting in the splash zone at SeaWorld, Showing up to this hash does not guarantee you will be covered in glitter, but it does mean you consent to be. No bitching about glorious sparkles!
http://youtu.be/f-jN3vH26NQ
Bring: $1 (no coins please), a six pack, flash light, whistle and your sparkly self!
When: Thursday, May 16, 2013, 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm GO!
Theme: Second Anal German Sparkle Party!
Hares: ReTARDIS & Conjugal Visitor
Beer Hare: Grand Opening
Start: Den of Muses, Archtiect St & St. Ferdinand St., New Orleans LA 70117
Pre-Lube: Lost Love Lounge, 2529 Dauphine St.
On-After: Country Club, 603 Louisa St. , $8 cover to go in the back and swim
Hash Announcements
Voodoo Monkey: the Amazing Racist June 21-23 is full!
New Orleans Red Dress Run August 10th rego is up and price increases on the 1st of each month http://nolareddress.com/
Tags:
2nd Anal,
Bywater,
Conjugal Visitor,
Country Club,
German Sparkle Party,
Grand Opening,
Lost Loves Lounge,
Retardis
Tags: 2nd Anal, Bywater, Conjugal Visitor, Country Club, German Sparkle Party, Grand Opening, Lost Loves Lounge, Retardis
Posted May 6th, 2013 by hareraiser
It’s that time of year again half-minds. That’s right, it’s time to take it easy man and do a tribute to The Dude. Dress up as one of your favorite characters from The Big Lebowski and cum drink a few. And no, we don’t have the money or the girl, so don’t piss on our rug. It really brings the room together.
Bring: $1 (no coins please), a six pack, flashlight and whistle
Date: Thursday, May 9th 2013, 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm GO!
Theme: The Big Lebowski
Your Cast: Jizz Rag as Walter Sobchak, Clitoria’s Secret as Donnie (hares) and Just Greg as The Dude (beer hare)
Start: On the neutral ground across from Cooter Brown’s
Pre-Lube: Cooter Brown’s, 509 S. Carrollton Ave, New Orleans LA 70118 www.cooterbrowns.com
On-After: Snake & Jake’s Christmas Club Lounge, 7612 Oak Street, www.snakeandjakes.com yes we expect a shit show, so bring your D-game.
Announcements!
Voodoo Monkey the Amazing Racist! June 21-23 rego is now up! Go here for more information: http://www.voodoohash.com/voodoo-monkey-3-the-amazing-racist/
New Orleans Red Dress Run August 9-11 for hashers Rego is up! http://nolareddress.com/
next week is German Sparkle Party so be prepared for stripper dust…..
Tags:
Big Lebowski,
Clitoria's Secret,
Cooter Brown's,
Jizz Rag,
Riverbend,
Snake & Jakes
Tags: Big Lebowski, Clitoria's Secret, Cooter Brown's, Jizz Rag, Riverbend, Snake & Jakes
Posted May 1st, 2013 by hareraiser
It’s Jazzfest time so enter toward Gentilly and Fais Do Do over to the fairgrounds. Meet outside NOMA in your favorite tie dyed muumuu, band tee, Hawaiian shirt, leather vest and festing hat.
Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 pk, flashlight, whistle, umbrella, roadies, gaff tape, Hawaiian shirts, flasks, crawfish bread and groupies.
Date: Thursday, May 2, 2013. 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm GO!
Theme: The People of JazzFest
Hares:Riding Bloody & Conjugal Visitor
Beer Hare: Just Chris
Start: NOMA, 1 Collins Diboll Circle, New Orleans LA 70124
Pre-Lube: Parkview Tavern, 910 N. Carrollton Ave
On-After: TBA
Announcements!
A hash in Afghanistan is attempting to do a Red Dress Run and needs donations of red dresses (preferably in larger sizes) so if you have one you want to donate bring to the hash.
Voodoo Monkey the Amazing Racist! June 21-23 rego is now up! Go here for more information: http://www.voodoohash.com/voodoo-monkey-3-the-amazing-racist/
New Orleans Red Dress Run August 9-11 for hashers Rego is up! http://nolareddress.com/
Tags:
Conjugal Visitor,
JazzFest,
NOMA,
Parkview,
Riding Bloody
Tags: Conjugal Visitor, JazzFest, NOMA, Parkview, Riding Bloody
Posted April 22nd, 2013 by hareraiser
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdt8EMNDX_4
What do you do with a drunken sailor? Run and drink with her/him of course. This hash is dedicated to the Hash House Harriers’ roots as something the Royal Navy did to blow off steam (know your history!)
This is a celebration of the hashes’s roots in a sea going service. Prepare your drinking songs, sea shanties, get your sea legs, and fight off scurvy. Also beware of sea monsters. There are rumors they will make a cameo for the drunken sailor hash.
Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 pk, flashlight, whistle
Date: Thursday, April 25, 2013. 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm GO!
Theme: What do you do with a DRUNKEN SAILOR – dress like a sailor of some sort, the drunken part will come naturally to you. Expect Rum and your own Grog.
Hares: Doofus White Boy & Fun Runs (her last run with us before she heads out to the wilds of Alaska!)
Beer Hare: TBA
Start: 200 S. Diamond St. , NOLA 70130, Near Convention Center, Morial’s Balls
Pre-Lube: Rusty Nail, 1100 Constance St.
On-After: TBA
Announcements!
Voodoo Monkey the Amazing Racist! June 21-23 rego is now up! Go here for more information: http://www.voodoohash.com/voodoo-monkey-3-the-amazing-racist/
New Orleans Red Dress Run August 9-11 for hashers Rego is up! Early Bird Price available until the end of April which is early next week! http://nolareddress.com/
Tags:
Convention Center,
Doofus White Boy,
Drunken Sailor,
Fun Runs,
Morial's Balls,
Rusty Nail
Tags: Convention Center, Doofus White Boy, Drunken Sailor, Fun Runs, Morial's Balls, Rusty Nail
Posted April 12th, 2013 by Carrotop Cocksucker
Look at the shadow that thing casts. It’s like a penis sundial.
Stuff your crotch, bust out your eye shadow, brush up on your ball juggling skills, grab your goblin-herding stick, don that red and white striped onesie, dust off your whiny pre-teen attitude, and practice a creepy tendency to abduct babies; this week’s trail is going to be 80′s-tastic.
Dance Magic Dance!
Date: Thursday, April 18, 6:30 pm show, 7:00 pm GO!
Theme: David Bowie’s Crotch in Labyrinth
Bring: $1, 6 beers, whistle, flashlight, frontspiece, tight pants.
Hares: Pussy Whisker, Whorebraham Lincoln
Beer Hare: Just Kris
Start: Bayou St. John Post Office, 501 N Jefferson Davis Pkwy
Pre-Lube: Bayou Beer Garden, 326 N Jefferson Davis Pkwy
On-After: Twelve Mile Limit, 500 S Telemachus St
Announcements!
Voodoo Monkey 3 The Amazing Racist rego is now up! Go here for more information: http://www.voodoohash.com/voodoo-monkey-3-the-amazing-racist/
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Posted April 9th, 2013 by hareraiser
Well we survived campout with only minor injuries, lots of sex, booze, techno and fuzzy memories.
Bring: $1 (no coins), six pack, flashlight and whistle
Date: Thursday, April 11, 6:30 pm meet 7:00 pm GO!
Theme: We Made It Out of Campout ….Rode Hard and Put Away Wet
Hares: Crack Inside Her
Beer Hare: TBD –if interested please contact Crack Insider Her or email us.
Start: Shamrock parking lot at Carrollton & Tulane
Pre-Lube: Shamrock, 4133 S. Carrollton, New Orleans LA 70119
On-After: TBD
Announcements!
Voodoo Monkey 3 The Amazing Racist rego is now up! Go here for more information http://www.voodoohash.com/voodoo-monkey-3-the-amazing-racist/
Tags:
Crack Inside Her,
Mid-City,
Shamrock
Tags: Crack Inside Her, Mid-City, Shamrock
Posted March 29th, 2013 by Everything Butt Sex
We’re breaking all the rules this week. It’s camp out. We’re pre-lubing. Twater Sports, Cockness Monster, and Everything Butt Sex cut the trail in half and doubled the beer! Fuck yo 6 pack and $1. You bring $10 cash, your hash mug, and your favorite hash songs! If you bring a $20 we’re keeping your change for the on-after! Bring $10 exactly, and not coins!
Why? We already bought the beer! We have beer stops, we got bar stops, we got jello shot stops, we got out of town hashers looking to get laid, we got awesome drink and shot specials at the bars we already bought beer at, and we gots some kegs for the pre-lube and circle! Camp out is this weekend! The only thing that will outweigh the shit show will be the sluttiness.
Date: Thursday, April 4th, 5:30 pm meet 7:00 pm GO!
Cost: $10 dollars and bring your hash mug!
Theme: Camp out Sing a longs.
Hares: Everything Butt Sex, Cockness Monster, and Twater Sports
Beer Hare: LaSituWanktion, Shower Monkey
Start: Coliseum Park, 1700 Coliseum St, New Orleans
Pre-Lube: We gots kegs! We’ll be drinking on it at the start around 5:30pm!
On-After: Follow the fucking flour!
Tags:
Campout,
Cockness Monster,
Everything Butt Sex,
Lasituwanktion,
pre-lube,
Shower Monkey,
Twater Sports,
Uptown
Tags: Campout, Cockness Monster, Everything Butt Sex, Lasituwanktion, pre-lube, Shower Monkey, Twater Sports, Uptown
Posted March 22nd, 2013 by Carrotop Cocksucker
You can’t handle the awesomeness this picture represents.
Babes! Bikinis! Abs! Pipe Wrenches! Urine Asian’s Nipples!
Come one come all to Voodoo’s THREE HUNDRETH TRAIL! That’s right, it’s special, like Fucking Retarded on a shortbus, or Slam Bam in New Zealand, or Atomic Dyke at a beach volleyball tournament, or PS Knave in public.
For ONE DOLLAR, ONE DAMN DOLLAR, YOU GET BEER, TRAIL!
AND THERE’S A PATCH!
What’s that? A PATCH?! YES, and let me tell you, it’s SEXY AS HELL. SO much sexier than the $3 you’re going to pay for it. Because I made it. It’s so hot it’ll make Bladder go gay. Which really won’t surprise anyone but his daddy.
Aw yeah, check out that hard wood.
Bring: $1(if you don’t know which bill that is, bring the ones with Franklin’s face on it), a six pack, 6 alcoholic beers, 300 Zulu warriors, flashlight, whistle, spear, shield, skanky red cape, AND A SWIMSUIT, though birthday suits might be acceptable. I don’t know. Skinny dip at your own risk (…of embarrassment and choruses of “It’s A Small Dick Afterall.”) And don’t forget to bring a towel!
Yeah that’s right, the on-after bar has a pool and some never-ending hasher drink specials. Rumor has it the Cockness Monster might be sighted. Go ahead and call in sick to work the next morning because we’ll be up to 2am singing Yogi Bear.
-Yours truly, four whores and 7 beers ago, Whorebraham Lincoln.
Date: Thursday, March 28th, 6:30 pm meet 7:00 pm GO!
Theme: Spartans!
Hares: TidyBowl Man & Little Red Head (who the fuck is that? Nobody cares, just show up)
Beer Hare: Scarlett O’Hogger & Minnie Pearl Necklace
Start: Lee Circle
Pre-Lube: Circle Bar, 1023 St. Charles Ave
On-After: Indulge Island Bar & Grill, 845 Carondelet St. (bring a bathing suit!)
Voodoo Campout 2013 is now full! The only way to obtain a rego at this point is to buy it from someone who is already registered and can’t cum for whatever reason.
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Posted March 19th, 2013 by hareraiser
Little known fact that the alternative to “the Jazz FUNeral” was “The Circus”. Now I’m getting my damn circus hash meow, YA HEAR!?!?! I want bearded ladies, lion tamers, trapeze artists, fire eaters, magicians, juggling clowns, Siamese twins and unicycles. I will be available to clown or mime pain some faces at pre-lube. The walkers will not be given a special trail; if you are coming to trail, then do trail.
Bring: $1 (no coins), a 6 pack, whistle, flashlight (big red shoes and nose encourage but optional)
Theme: Circus Hash
Date: March 21, 2013, 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm GO!
Hare: Mexican Gum Job
Beer Hare: Second Cumming
Start: Corner of Washington Ave and St. Charles Ave, New Orleans LA 70115
Pre-Lube Location 1: Igor’s (2133 St. Charles Ave) if you want to cause a ruckus and buy booze
Pre-Lube Location 2: Motherload’s Pool (1619 Washington Ave) if you can behave, supply your own beverages and want your face painted.
On-After: The Turning Point, 1738 Washington Ave, New Orleans, LA 70113
Next week is our 300th trail! Spartans! Bikinis! An awesome limited edition patch will be available. More info to cum soon!
Voodoo Campout 2013: Campout is cumming soon and there are less than 5 spots left, price goes up after this Friday! http://www.voodoohash.com/voodoo-campout-2013/
Tags:
Circus,
Garden District,
Igor's,
Mexican Gum Job,
Second Cumming,
Turning Point
Tags: Circus, Garden District, Igor's, Mexican Gum Job, Second Cumming, Turning Point
