The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 436 – Running of the Bulls Pre-Pre-Prelube! Jackrophiliac

Animal rights protesters march on July 5, 2002, in Pamplona against annual bull fighting and running of the bulls that will be celebrated from July 7th until July 14th during the San Fermin Festival festivities, Basque Country. On each day of the eight San Fermin festival days six bulls are released at 8:00 a.m. (0600 GMT) to run from their corral through the narrow, cobbled streets of the old navarre town over an 850-meter (yard) course. Ahead of them are the runners, who try to stay close to the bulls without falling over or being gored.  The demonstration was organized by the pro animal and anti bullfighting association People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA). (Ander Gillenea / Bostok Photo)

Running of the Bulls Pre-pre-lewd! Oops, I mean lube. Wear white, wear red, wear something and expect a Jacrkophiliac style trail that may or may not include farm animals.
Bring: $1 (no coins please), a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle. Water for you and your pups!

Date: Thursday July 9th, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go!

Theme: Running of the Bulls Pre-Pre-Prelube! Wear red and white, or white and red, or whatever

Hares (s):Jackrophiliac, (help wanted)

Beer Hare:Help wanted

Start: Comiskey Park, S Jeff Davis Pkwy and Baudin St, New Orleans, LA 70119

Prelube: 12 Mile Limit, 500 S Telemachus St, New Orleans, LA 70119

On-After: Bayou Beer Garden, 326 N Jefferson Davis Pkwy, New Orleans, LA 70119

Dog Friendly: Sure

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? BRING SANGRIA.

Any specific info the pack may need?

Hash Announcements

Red Skirt Run – August 6th regular trail time, red skirts mandatory, so start looking for that flirty little skirt.

Voodoo Monkey VSeptember 18-20, 2015 in New Orleans! Rego is up! First 69 to rego get the $69 rego price then it goes up! Hash hotel info has been posted on the event page, email voodoohash@gmail.com if you need to be added or get a fellow wanker on the event page to add you!  http://www.voodoohash.com/voodoo-monkey-v-2015/

New Orleans Red Dress Run – August 7-9 for hashers! Rego earlier rather than later! http://www.nolareddress.com/

Alabama Interhash – August 21st – 23rd, $75 rego, go here for more info and rego. http://www.hashbham.com/

GCH3 Red Dress Run – Save the date September 11-13, 2015. Rego up soon

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Trail # 435 – 3rd Anal American Sparkle Party! Mr. & Mrs. ANTaphylacitc Cock

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Freedom.  Pride.  And one whole hell of a goddam lot of eagle tear jearkin Teddy Roosevelt salutin fabtastic stripper herpes.  Need I say more?

Bring: $1 (no coins please), a 6-pack (multiple beer stops) , flashlight, & whistle. Water for you and your pups!

Date: Thursday July 2nd, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go!

Theme: American Sparkle Party

Hares (s):Mr. & Mrs. ANTaphylacitc Cock

Beer Hare:Conjugal Visitor

Start: Dumaine St and N. Carrollton Ave, New Orleans, LA 70119

Prelube: Parkview Tavern, 910 N. Carrollton, NOLA 70119

On-After: Evangeline Lounge, 4501 Toulouse St, NOLA 70119

Dog Friendly: Only native/naturalized pupcitizens of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA will be allowed on trail.  Those with the required TSA approved credentials will be welcome on trail.  Cats are communists and therefore are forbidden.

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? You don’t need no damn dry bag.  You don’t need no damn shiggy gear, and you don’t need no damn “anything specific.”  Just bring your freedom, you already know that.  If you don’t, gtfo.  And extra beer because beer is freedom.  American beer.  America is too glorious to take in at just one beer stop.

Any specific info the pack may need?

Hash Announcements

Hash Awards! Given out at circle July 2, 2015 so if you think you may be due for an award, cum out.

Red Skirt Run – August 6th regular trail time, red skirts mandatory, so start looking for that flirty little skirt.

Voodoo Monkey VSeptember 18-20, 2015 in New Orleans! Rego is up! First 69 to rego get the $69 rego price then it goes up! Hash hotel info has been posted on the event page, email voodoohash@gmail.com if you need to be added or get a fellow wanker on the event page to add you!  http://www.voodoohash.com/voodoo-monkey-v-2015/

New Orleans Red Dress Run – August 7-9 for hashers! Rego earlier rather than later! http://www.nolareddress.com/

Alabama Interhash – August 21st – 23rd, $75 rego, go here for more info and rego. http://www.hashbham.com/

GCH3 Red Dress Run – Save the date September 11-13, 2015. Rego up soon

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#434 – The Lifestyles of the Poor and Unknown! Clitoria’s Secret, Tippy Toes & Scouts On Her

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It’s the return of the shit show! The lifestyles of the poor and unknown! Don your finest failed rock band, movie star, or line cook gear an come on a lovely tour of all those completely mediocre homes of the average schlub.

Bring: $1 (no coins please), a 6-pack (2 beer nears!) , flashlight, & whistle. Water for you and your pups!

Date: Thursday June 25th, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go!

Theme: The Lifestyles of the Poor and Unknown

Hares (s): Clitoria’s Secret, Scouts On Her & Tippy Toes

Beer Hare:Captain Snitchy Pants

Start: Race St and Camp St, New Orleans LA 70130

Prelube: Garden District Pub, 1916 Magazine St, New Orleans LA 70130

On-After: TBA

Dog Friendly: Yes

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Water for you and your bitches, it’s hot out!

Any specific info the pack may need?

Hash Announcements

Red Skirt Run – August 6, 2015. So keep an eye out for a little red skirt. If you are interesting in haring please contact Texticle Teaser by Thursday at 5. Hares to be selected on Friday.

Voodoo Monkey VSeptember 18-20, 2015 in New Orleans! Rego is up! First 69 to rego get the $69 rego price then it goes up! Hash hotel info has been posted on the event page, email voodoohash@gmail.com if you need to be added or get a fellow wanker on the event page to add you!  http://www.voodoohash.com/voodoo-monkey-v-2015/

New Orleans Red Dress Run – August 7-9 for hashers! Rego earlier rather than later! http://www.nolareddress.com/

Alabama Interhash – August 21st – 23rd, $75 rego, go here for more info and rego. http://www.hashbham.com/

 

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Trail # 433 – Oh Hasher Where Art Thou? Inside Voice, Jackrapheliac, & Saved By The Bush

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You seek a great fortune, you hashers who are now in chains. You will find a fortune, though it will not be the one you seek. But first… first you must travel a long and difficult road, a road fraught with peril. Mm-hmm. You shall see thangs, wonderful to tell. You shall see a… a cow… on the roof of a cotton house, ha. And, oh, so many startlements. I cannot tell you how long this road shall be, but fear not the obstacles in your path, for fate has vouchsafed your reward. Though the road may wind, yea, your hearts grow weary, still shall ye follow them, even unto beer near.

Bring: $1 (no coins please), a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle.  It’s summer so water isn’t a bad idea.

Date: Thursday June 18th, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go!

Theme: Oh Hasher Where Art Thou?

Hares (s): Inside Voice, Jackrapheliac, and Saved By The Bush

Beer Hare:Under the Red Hot Poon

Start: Parking lot right behind Allways Lounge (2240 St. Claude Ave) around the corner from prelube.

Prelube: Kajun’s, 2256 St. Claude Ave, NOLA 70117

On-After: Kajun’s

Dog Friendly: No

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Yes, partial shiggy, prepare a dry bag.

Any specific info the pack may need? Partial shiggy, dry bag needed. Potential for Eagle/Turkey. Karaoke to follow, soggy bottoms or not!

Hash Announcements

Voodoo Monkey VSeptember 18-20, 2015 in New Orleans! Rego is up! First 69 to rego get the $69 rego price then it goes up! Hash hotel info has been posted on the event page, email voodoohash@gmail.com if you need to be added or get a fellow wanker on the event page to add you!  http://www.voodoohash.com/voodoo-monkey-v-2015/

New Orleans Red Dress Run – August 7-9 for hashers! Rego earlier rather than later! http://www.nolareddress.com/

Alabama Interhash – August 21st – 23rd, go here for more info and rego. http://www.hashbham.com/

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Trail # 432 – Cops and Cat Burglars! Tits Don’t Fit

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Oh booo just another lazy cops and robbers hash. I’m gunna wear an orange jumpsuit or put on my lame Party Central cop costume.. NO YOU AIN’T! You best adorn your sneakiest Cat Bugler Whiskers of Ninja-ery and Feline Tail of Thievery (real things) OR bring your nightstick dildo (I do not suggest you google image that). Cause we bout to get sexualllll up in this jailhouse.

Bring: $1 (no coins please), a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle. Virgins to sacrifice. It’s summer so water isn’t a bad idea.

Date: Thursday June 11th, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go!

Theme: Cops and Cat Burglars!

Hares (s):  Tits Don’t Fit

Beer Hare: Jewy, Jewy Gang Bang

StartSophie Wright Park ~1916 Magazine St., New Orleans, LA 70130

(the grassy knoll where hobos sleep between Down the Hatch and Garden District Pub)

Prelube: Half Moon Bar, 1125 St. Mary St, New Orleans, LA 70130

On-After: The Saint, 961 St. Mary St, cause there’s a photo booth y’all

Dog Friendly: Yes, don’t forget water for your 4 legged hashers!

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail?

Hash Announcements

Voodoo Hareraising – June 10th at noon. First cum, First serve, dates available for July and August (excluding the date of Red Skirt) will be posted on FB at noon (using this time clock http://www.time.gov/) , you may post on the thread or email voodoohash@gmail.com and date requests will be filled in as quickly as possible. Got questions, feel free to message Texticle Teaser on FB or email at voodoohash@gmail.com before the hareraising date.

Voodoo Monkey VSeptember 18-20, 2015 in New Orleans! Rego is up! First 69 to rego get the $69 rego price then it goes up! Hash hotel info has been posted on the event page, email voodoohash@gmail.com if you need to be added or get a fellow wanker on the event page to add you!  http://www.voodoohash.com/voodoo-monkey-v-2015/

New Orleans Red Dress Run – August 7-9 for hashers! Rego earlier rather than later! http://www.nolareddress.com/

Alabama Interhash – August 21st – 23rd, go here for more info and rego. http://www.hashbham.com/

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